Chapter 632: A traffic collision in the parking area (1/2)
Chapter 632: A traffic collision in the parking area
Translator: G.o.dBrandy Editor: Kurisu
Thereupon, Dharma King Creation who opened his mouth started singing again amidst the desperation of the 300,000 viewers. ”When will the moon be clear and bright~? With a cup of wine in my hand, I ask the clear sky~ In the heavens on this night, I wonder what season it would be~?”
It was coming again! That fearsome storm-like voice was coming again!
This time, the 300,000 viewers didn't have the strength to resist and were like dead fishes thrown into a tsunami, completely at Dharma King Creation's mercy.
”Aaaaah! This time, I'm really dying...” said someone weakly.
”Doctor, save me, please. I feel that there is still hope for me...”
”Mom, this world is simply too scary. I won't look at a live stream ever again...”
”I won't survive this... I'm surely not going to survive this...”
”Elders, I was mistaken... I shouldn't have turned the audio on. Please, save me, elders!” called out in grief a layman disciple of the Warring Buddha Sect.
”Lascivious activities can lead to bitter consequences! Those fairy maidens really led to my demise! I won't love a fairy maiden ever again...”
...But was making such an oath really okay?
”From tomorrow onwards, I'll become a real monk and abstain from s.e.x, alcohol, and meat. I'll stop being a layman disciple and return to the Warring Buddha Sect to become a real monk.” Someone had finally seen through the vanity of the mortal world.
”The G.o.d of Creation really made fools of people!”
All kinds of wails echoed.
From the looks of it, China's hospitals would be filled with additional 300,000 patients once Dharma King Creation's song was over.
As for the symptoms of the patients... dizziness, vomiting, lack of strength, and so on.
Amongst them, some would probably end up suffering from 'music-phobia' and 'old songs-phobia', while the majority would develop 'live broadcast-phobia'.
'Water Melody' had become a nightmare of 300,000 people today.
It was unknown how the authorities were going to process this situation...
There were also the recordings of Dharma King Creation's voice... would they become terrifying pollution-free weapons that surpa.s.sed conventional weapons some day in the future?
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At this time, in Yu Jiaojiao's villa.
Song Shuhang said goodbye to Yu Jiaojiao, Daoist Priest Horizon, and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, heading toward Venerable White's garage situated next to Jiangnan University Town together with Lady Onion.
This time, Lady Onion absolutely didn't want to stay behind and gladly followed Song Shuhang. She changed back to her green onion form and obediently hid in Song Shuhang's size-reducing purse. Her natural enemy, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, had been eyeing her covetously all along.
Lady Onion feared that her green onion sprout would become part of a dish the following day if she were to stay inside Yu Jiaojiao's villa any longer.
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After arriving at Venerable White's garage, Song Shuhang decided to drive a SUV made in China and switched the navigator on, setting Jiangnan area's City of Cinema as the destination.
Hopefully, Fairy Firefly would have already left by the time he got there. Only then would he be able to meet with Su Clan's Sixteen openly. Song Shuhang secretly offered his prayers.
Then, just as he started the vehicle and prepared to get out of the garage, he discovered that an uncle dressed up as an office worker was waiting for him at the entrance.
”Eh? It's you, Uncle!” Song Shuhang immediately recognized the man after seeing him. It was that uncle who went with the dao name 'Zheng De'.
He was a disciple of the Immortal Farming Sect that mistakenly believed that Su Clan's Seven stole the Seven Colors Wonder Fruit from their sect after getting played by Young Master Hai.
Afterward, this uncle followed Su Clan's Sixteen's traces and arrived at Jiangnan University Town. Then, a lot of things happened between him, Sixteen, and Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang stopped the vehicle and looked at Zheng De, who was a cultivator at the peak of the Second Stage Realm, very close to reaching the Third Stage. From what he remembered, this uncle had become the new sect master of the Immortal Farming Sect. Such being the case, what was he doing here in Jiangnan University Town?
Moreover, it seemed as though he was waiting for him?
Zheng De also looked at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang was now a little taller, and even his build seemed to have gotten stronger. His short hair now reached the waist, and his eyebrows were gone.
Then, as for his realm... what the h.e.l.l? The corner of Zheng De's mouth twitched. When he saw this boy two months ago, he hadn't even completed his foundation establishment and got KO'd by one of his punches. But when they met again today, that boy had reached the Third Stage Realm!
Zheng De couldn't help but blurt out, ”What kind of bug did you exploit!”
”Ahaha, Uncle Zheng De seems very trendy as of late; it seems you have grasped some modern words as well,” Song Shuhang said with a forced smile. Then, he got out of the car and continued, ”Actually, I had a fortuitous encounter recently, which increased my cultivation speed a little. But since I've been breaking through too quickly, I have to put in twice the effort while practicing so as to consolidate my foundation properly.”
After all, the only reason he quickly advanced in realm while he was in the Second Stage was someone imparting him their strength. This caused his realm to become somewhat unstable. Therefore, he had to spend the next period of time to stabilize his foundation as much as possible.
Zheng De faintly sighed. A fortuitous encounter that slightly increased his cultivation speed? Other cultivators might start crying if they were to discover how quickly you advanced in realm, do you get that?
Song Shuhang asked, ”Uncle Zheng De, did you need something since you were waiting for me?”
”Yes. I was looking for you, but had no idea where you lived. Therefore, I had no choice but to wait for you close to the university,” Zheng De replied.
He waited close to Jiangnan University Town for the past few days because he was looking for Song Shuhang. But since the university was closed due to holidays, he was able to meet Song Shuhang only today.
”Uncle, how can I help you?” Song Shuhang asked.
Zheng De took a seed out of his clothes. The seed was emanating a seven-colored radiance. It was obviously something very valuable.
”This is the seed of the Seven Colors Wonder Fruit. The ripe 'Seven Colors Wonder Fruit' of our Immortal Farming Sect was stolen by the people of the Moon Saber Sect back then. If we wish to cultivate it again until it matures, it's going to take us simply too much time. During the past two months, we have been able to obtain only a few seeds, and they'll need at least a hundred years together with a large number of natural resources to mature.” A bitter smile appeared on Zheng De's face after he had said this much.
”Uncle, are you planning to give this seed to me?” Song Shuhang asked in puzzlement. Since when had the relations.h.i.+p between him and the Immortal Farming Sect become so good that they were ready to hand him out something as valuable as the seed of the Seven Colors Wonder Fruit?
Uncle Zheng De's face blushed, and he forced a smile, saying, ”About that... actually, I wanted to give this seed to that little girl from the Spirit River Su Clan. I heard she was injured by the heavenly tribulation, and although the effects of this seed are no match for that of a ripe Seven Colors Wonder Fruit, it should still help her treating her injuries if she were to eat it.”
Song Shuhang's face also became awkward. From the looks of it, Zheng De was thinking of delivering the seed to Su Clan's Sixteen through him.
”Uncle, why didn't you deliver the seed to Su Clan's Sixteen directly?” Song Shuhang asked.
Uncle Zheng De forced a smile. ”I'm too ashamed to meet her or Su Clan's Seven.”
Back then, he almost ended up worsening Sixteen's condition due to his stubbornness. But afterward, not only Su Clan's Seven didn't settle the accounts with him, he even gave him a wooden token of authority to protect the Immortal Farming Sect.
Zheng De had firmly kept in mind Seven's righteousness and benevolence.
Song Shuhang took the seed of the Seven Colors Wonder Fruit from Uncle Zheng De's hand and said, ”Alright. In that case, I'll pa.s.s the seed to Su Clan's Sixteen. I was just planning to meet her.”