Chapter 149: A series of events that hurts the eyes! (2/2)

Song Shuhang was standing behind the Pekingese Dou Dou, looking on helplessly at this extraordinary thing that hurt his dog eyes. He felt that his feelings now, could only be described by the phrase ‘a dogs.h.i.+t day’.

It was nothing much if the Pekingese Dou Dou wanted to game or chat, but it actually was online picking up girls!

What hurt his eyes even more, was that he had even picked up a girl that wasn’t bad!

How will all the single males in China endure this?

And this cute young girl, if she was to discover one day that the one she kept calling ‘hubby’ and ‘darling” was a Pekingese dog. I can’t do it. This picture is simply too beautiful that I don’t dare think about it!

Song Shuhang collapsed.

“Eh, little friend Shuhang you’re back!” The Pekingese Dou Dou unperturbed greeted. It was as if the one who had just sent Song Shuhang’s photo anyhow simply wasn’t him.

Song Shuhang sighed. “You just sent my photo to that girl anyhow. Is there really no problem?”

“Of course there’s no problem. I’m also preparing for you two to have a video chat tomorrow noon. No need to be too long. Just chat with her a few sentences, and show a few smiles. With your pretty boy look, just a slight smile of yours will cause the fall of a city! You can definitely charm her to death and back!” Dou Dou said.

“I reject. Lying to others is wrong.” Song Shuhang said.

“Haha, then I’ll send your cla.s.s, school index number to this girl. I’ll let her come to Jiangnan University City to look for you.” Dou Dou laughed triumphantly.

“…” Song Shuhang’s mind was immediately filled with the menu for dog meat hotpot and dog chop braised with soy sauce.

“Relax. I won’t make you help for free. I’ll also help you do some things as payback. I’ Dou Dou, don’t like to owe people favours!” Dou Dou said. “Also, don’t you feel it’s cruel if you let this young girl know that the one she admires is a Pekingese dog? At this time, spread a beautiful lie and let her stay in a beautiful dream. She and I would be a loving ingame husband and wife. Wouldn’t that be collecting merit and virtue?”

So it turns out you actually knew yourself that you were a Pekingese dog, Song Shuhang ridiculed.

“Hehe, I won’t chat with you any longer. Watch how I clear this Nightmare instance dungeon!” The Pekingese Dou Dou’s paws quickly tapped on the keyboard. The character in the game brought the girl to destroy soldiers and pa.s.s generals, and couldn’t be obstructed!

Song Shuhang sighed hiddenly. “That’s right. Dou Dou accompany me to Linyao Village in Nanhua Lake City this afternoon.

“Oh? You’re picking up True Monarch White? However, I’m not free. I need to clear this instance dungeon with my wife.” Dou Dou unhesitatingly rejected it.

“Mm. I think you shouldn’t reject me. Or else…Haha.” Song Shuhang laughed calmly.

“Woof, you’re threatening me?” Dou Dou turned his head over and said unsatisfactorily.

“Mm, I am. I’m threatening you.” Song Shuhang nodded his head and said truthfully.

“Detestable. Wait for me to finish this and tell my wife before I accompany you to Nanhua Lake City.” Dou Dou sighed. “I’ll bring you to Nanhua Lake City’s Linyao Village. Tomorrow you’ll show your face to this girl, and chat with her for a bit.”

“Alright.” Song Shuhang said.

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Two hours later.

Dou Dou had finally finished explaining to his ingame wife. It then came to the balcony, and shaking its body, transformed into the form of a five metre large Pekingese dog.

“Come. Come up and I’ll bring you there. That’ll be faster.” Dou Dou said unsatisfied.

“Mm.” Song Shuhang climbed onto Dou Dou’s back. “Do you know the location?”

“I’ve already taken a stroll around the whole China several times. There’s no place I don’t know.” Dou Dou gave a low whistle. His body emitted a fog, which enveloped Song Shuhang inside. As a demon beast, it wouldn’t be seen by ordinary people. But Song Shuhang had a human body. If they didn’t conceal his body, Song Shuhang would be on the newspaper headlines tomorrow.

Also, this fog also protected Song Shuhang from the effect of wind pressure and cold winds at high alt.i.tudes.

“Sit tight.” Dou Dou jumped lightly, and soared into the sky. It began to run in the sky, and its speed wasn’t much slower than Su Clan’s Ah Qi’s sword flight by much.

After running for a while, those four Wind Fire Wheels appeared beneath Dou Dou’s feet. The speed of flight rose by more than double.

Before even half an hour pa.s.sed, Dou Dou had already finished running the five hundred kilometres and landed at the Linyao Village in the Nanhua Lake City.

“Do you know where True Monarch White is undergoing seclusion?” Dou Dou recovered to his small Pekingese form and asked.

Song Shuhang took out that green coloured small flute. “True Monarch Mt.Huang gave me this. As long I blow it, I can contact True Monarch White.”

He put the green coloured small flute in his mouth, and used strength to blow.

“Huuuuummmm~~” A sound was transmitted from the green coloured small flute. However, this sound wasn’t a sound wave human ears could hear.

The sound wave spread far and wide, and quickly reached a corner of Linyao Village.

After a moment, a same sound wave was spread from somewhere in Linyao Village, and connected to the small flute in Song Shuhang’s hands.