Chapter 149: A series of events that hurts the eyes! (1/2)

Chapter 149-A series of events that hurts the eyes!

Today was June 30, Sunday.

At 5.30, Song Shuhang rose from bed, practiced twenty rounds of [Vajra Foundational Fist Technique], and condensed the collected Qi and Blood energy into the Second Acupoint, the Eye Acupoint.

Without Qi and Blood Pills, he even more couldn’t waste any chances to cultivate!

At 6.40, as he was enjoying his breakfast, Song Shuhang received the call of a delivery.

“h.e.l.lo, is this this Song Shuhang, of the 19th cohort, 43rd cla.s.s of the Mechanical Design and Manufacturing Faculty? There’s an emergency delivery for you, could you sign for it?” This time was a rare time where it wasn’t Sima Jiang sending the delivery.

After all, Feng Shou Courier hadn’t reached the level of monopolising all the deliveries in the whole country.

“Alright, I’ll immediately come down to sign it.” Song Shuhang replied.

It should be the magical treasure that could do a ‘Thousand Miles Sound Transmission with True Monarch White’ that True Monarch Mt.Huang mentioned yesterday right?

Frankly speaking… were all the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group all so relaxed about sending things? Whether it was flying swords, treasure refining materials, magical treasures or even people, they were all so relaxed about giving it to couriers to send.

Whatever. They weren’t afraid of it being lost in delivery, so of course they were relaxed.

Song Shuhang tore open the small package. Inside was a jade green small bamboo flute, that was palm sized. Its body was ice cold, and although it was obviously bamboo, it had the texture of jade.

The delivery also had a instruction manual. The method of usage was very simple. As long as one blew the small bamboo flute within a set distance, the person could contact True Monarch White and communicate with him.

The stronger the spiritual energy of the flute player, the greater the distance at which they could contact True Monarch White. True Monarch White and True Monarch Mt.Huang could communicate across the entire China Mainland. But if it was Song Shuhang, it would be considered good if he could communicate within the area of a small village.

So that was why True Monarch Mt.Huang let Song Shuhang make a trip to Linyao Village in Nanhua Lake City first before using the Thousand Miles Sound Transmission to contact True Monarch White. He would then confirm True Monarch White’s location before receiving him from seclusion.

The instruction manual had some words at the end as well. “Little friend Shuhang, I prepared various models for you. There are thirty six in total. I’m already handling the procedures and license plates. Afterwards, I’ll send them bit by bit to an underground car park in Jiangnan University City. At that time I’ll notify you to sign off for that batch of cars. PS: This trip to Nanhua Lake City would be about 500 kilometres or more in total. If you don’t mind you can use Little Dou Dou as much as you want. Don’t let it commit crimes out of having too much free time. Finally, I wish you… success and safety on the battlefield.”

Thirty six new cars of various models? Did they need so many new cars for True Monarch White to take apart?

True Monarch, did you buy life insurance for me?

After sighing, Song Shuhang returned to the dormitory.

The roommates were all only partially resident students. On Sundays, they would all return to their own homes.

Thus, the Pekingese Dou Dou was unrestrained.

It was munching on beef flavoured dog food, and was playing a game Song Shuhang had never seen before. Most likely it was something it downloaded in the past few days.

The game had been minimised into a small window, and the computer also had a small chat window. Inside was a seventeen or eighteen years old beautiful girl doing a video chat with Dou Dou!

“Hubby, you’re just too awesome! Our guild normally needs a team of seven elites to pa.s.s the BOSS for this instance dungeon. And that’s at ‘Normal’ difficulty! Now, the two of us easily pa.s.sed the ‘Difficult’ difficulty!” That beautiful girl said excitedly. Her voice was very soft and pleasing to the ear.

The Pekingese Dou Dou munched on some dog food. With the face of a lonely expert, he typed into the chat box, “No big deal. This can’t trouble your hubby. I, your hubby, am an expert!”

“Definitely a super duper expert! I like hub~by the most! Muah muah!” The beautiful young girl said sweetly, and even made a kissing expression.

The Pekingese Dou Dou made a pleased laugh. He tapped on the keyboard, “Your mouth is the sweetest. Come, let’s open the BOSS treasure chest, and see what we can take out. Wait for I, your hubby, to reach level 80, and collect the Five Stars War G.o.d set. After that, we’ll go and abuse those b.a.s.t.a.r.ds who dared camp my wife’s corpse. Watch me send them back to the beginner’s village!”

“Hub~by is too overbearing!” The young girl’s eyes turned into little stars, and she asked a question. “Hubby, when will your camera be fixed! I want to see how you look, and hear your voice!”

“Don’t be impatient. I’ll buy the camera tomorrow. Let me tell you this. I, your hubby, am very handsome.” The Pekingese Dou Dou typed. At the same time, it flipped through Song Shuhang’s computer, and found an old photo of Song Shuhang.

This was a picture of Song Shuhang from high school, and was from the time he regularly exercised. Br.i.m.m.i.n.g with youthfulness, it could be counted as a teen idol.

“Come, I’ll let you see a picture of I, your hubby! But this photo was taken long ago. I’m more mature and more handsome now!” Then, it sent Song Shuhang’s photo to that girl.

After the girl received the photo, she saw the man in the photo had some handsomeness.

In truth she could accept it in her heart as long as this ‘husband’ in the game wasn’t too ugly. This photo was much better than what she had imagined. So, she very happy, and sweetly called out, “Hubby is the best~ I like you the most!”

“Wahaha, I like that sweet little mouth of yours the most! Use a coquettish voice to call me darling, and I’ll bring you through the ‘Nightmare’ instance dungeon again!” Dou Dou wagged its tongue and panted. Seducing a human girl seemed to make it very excited.

“Dar~ling~, wuuuu, it’s so embarra.s.sing!” The girl stuck out her tongue.

“Woof woooooof, my bones are already soft, come come come, let’s go for the Nightmare instance dungeon again! Watch hubby show off his skills, and flatten it!” Dou Dou began to excitedly jump about on the computer table.

This Pekingese demon dog was beyond saving!

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