Part 33 (1/2)

”She is and she is n't. She won't lay a finger on the tyre either, though. Will you stake your half-crown like a man?”

”I suppose there is a catch about it somewhere,” said The Freak resignedly. ”Still, I fancy we must humour the young people, Tilly. All right, my lad.”

Mr. Carmyle turned to his wife.

”Show them, Connie,” he said.

His dutiful helpmeet selected a large tyre-lever, and sitting down in the midst of the King's highway upon the tool-box, in a position which combined the maximum of discomfort with the minimum of leverage, began to pick helplessly at the rim of the wheel. Occasionally she looked up and smiled pathetically.

”Will that do, Bill dear?” she enquired.

”Yes; but try and look a bit more of an idiot.”

Mrs. Carmyle complied.

”Now you're overdoing it,” said her stage-manager severely. ”Don't loll your tongue out like a poodle's! _That's_ better. Hallo, I believe I can hear a car already! Come on, you two--into this wood!”

Next moment Tilly, beginning dimly to comprehend, was propelled over a split-rail fence by two muscular gentlemen and bustled into the fastnesses of the pine wood. The Casabianca-like Connie remained in an att.i.tude of appealing helplessness upon the tool-box.

The pine wood ran up the side of a hill. The trio climbed a short distance, and then turned to survey the scene below them. Round the bend of the road came a car--a bulky, heavy, opulent limousine, going thirty-five miles an hour, and carrying a cargo of fur coats and diamonds.

”Rolls-Royce. Something-in-the-City going down to lunch at Brighton,”

commented d.i.c.ky. ”That's the wrong sort, anyhow.”

”Connie will be run over,” cried Tilly apprehensively.

”Not she,” replied the callous Carmyle.

He was right. Connie, diagnosing the character of the approaching vehicle from afar, had already stepped round to the near side of her own, escaping a shower bath of mud and possibly a compound fracture.

”Do you always get your running repairs done this way, Tiny?” enquired d.i.c.ky of Carmyle.

”As a rule. Connie loves it. Gives her a chance of talking prettily to people and smiling upon them, and all that. She thinks her smile is her strong point.”

”I should be afraid,” said Tilly.

”Connie is afraid of nothing on earth,” said Carmyle. ”Why, she--” he flushed red and broke off, realizing that he had been guilty of the solecism of paying a public tribute to his own wife. ”Here's another car coming,” he said. ”This looks more like what we want.”

A long, lean, two-seated apparition, with a bonnet like the bow of a battles.h.i.+p, had swung round the bend, and was already slowing down at the spectacle of beauty in distress. It contained two goggled and rec.u.mbent figures. Presently it slid to a standstill beside the stranded car, and its occupants leaped eagerly forth.

”Metallurgique, twenty-forty,” announced d.i.c.ky, with technical precision.

”Undergraduates--or subalterns,” added Carmyle contentedly, beginning to fill his pipe. ”That's all right. You two had better go for a little walk, while I stay here and keep an eye on the breakdown gang.”

He produced from his greatcoat pocket a copy of ”The Sunday Times,” and having spread it on the ground at the foot of a convenient tree, sat down upon it with every appearance of cheerful antic.i.p.ation, already intent upon the, to him, never-palling spectacle of his wife adding further scalps to her collection.

d.i.c.ky and Tilly, nothing loath, wandered farther along the hillside, under strict injunctions not to return for twenty minutes. It was the first time that they had found themselves alone since their arrival on the previous evening, and they had long arrears of sweet counsel to make up.

”d.i.c.ky,” said Tilly, suddenly breaking one of those long silences that all lovers know, ”have you ever--loved any one before me?”

Most men are asked this question at some time in their lives, and few there be that have ever answered it without some mental reservation. But The Freak merely looked surprised--almost hurt.