Volume Ii Part 27 (2/2)
”The promotion was made with great courtesy, and if I have not got a big slice of the pudding, I have been certainly 'helped' with all possible politeness.
”I suspect Dizzy has made a sad mull of his 'resolutions.' It is, however, hard to say what conditions his own friends may have imposed.
At all events, if the Government be allowed to carry a bill, it will be to get rid of a troublesome measure and a party together. They will permit the horse to win, with the condition that the race shall break him down for ever.
”I scribble this hurriedly; but I knew you would like to hear I was safe out of the s.h.i.+p, even though it be only in a punt.
”Italy is going clean to the devil. It will be soon the choice between a Despotism or a Republic. Parliamentary government they never did understand, but so long as Cavour lived he made the nation think it was a Parliament ruled them,--and, stranger again, the Parliament itself believed so too!”
_To Mr Alexander Spencer._
”Villa Morelli, Florence, _Feb._ 21,1867.
”As I know of no one who will be more pleased to hear of any piece of good fortune having befallen me than yourself, I write this to tell you that the Government have given me the Trieste Consuls.h.i.+p. It is one of the best in all respects--worth at present 700 a-year, and with fair prospect of being increased. The place itself, climate, people, and position are all that I could desire. The way the thing was done was most courteous, and as Spezzia is to be abolished, it is clear that both my last and my present post were specially created to serve me.*
* Dr Fitzpatrick (on the authority of Mr Whiteside-- afterwards Lord Chief-Justice) makes the statement that Lord Derby exclaimed, ”We must do something for Harry Lorrequer.” Also, that in offering him the appointment, Lord Derby said, ”Here is 600 a-year for doing nothing; and you, Lever, are the very man to do it” It does not seem probable that Lever would have considered the somewhat cynical observations attributed to the Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs as being exceptionally polite or exceptionally courteous.--E. D.
”Of course I am very glad to have some of the pressure of eternal authors.h.i.+p taken off my shoulders, for I can easily, by O'Dowd and such like discursive things, double my income without calling upon me for the effort of story-writing.
”I might have had something higher and more remunerative if I had been disposed to go farther away, but my wife's health and my own inclination to keep in this part of Europe (only eighteen hours by rail from where I am) decided me to take Trieste.
”It is not, of course, without regret we leave the city we have lived twenty years in; and I believe I am not deceiving myself if I say that we shall be regretted here, for we have a large acquaintance, and are almost Florentine. Still, it would be madness to refuse such an offer and the security it gives that when my hand and head get more wearied I shall yet be able to live, and, like the princess in the fairy tale, only 'kill mice' for my amus.e.m.e.nt.”
_To Mr John Blackwood._
”Villa Morelli, Florence, _March_ 6, 1867.
”I send you the Fenians altered--and, I hope, for the better. As the Government _have_ called for the New Powers, there is no need to deplore their omitting to do so, and the paper will not read the worse that it does not censure them.
”I have thought over what you suggested about Gladstone,--but it would be too personal, and I hate him too much to trust myself to speak of him individually. As for the charm of his manner--his fascination, &c,--I think it is about the most arrant humbug I know. Joseph Surface, with a strong Lancas.h.i.+re burr, is the impression he left upon me.
”What a precious fiasco the Tories have made of their bill. Like the Chinese with the plum-pudding, they forgot to tie the bag, and all the ingredients have got loose in the pot. I see Lord Cranborne and Peel have left them. Both are losses, but it matters little how the crew is to muster when the s.h.i.+p is among the breakers.
”I set off for my post immediately, and hope that a new place, new situation, and new people may rally me out of my dreariness. Austrian politics, like Scotch law, confound one by the very names they give things; and I lose all pleasure in a trial when the plaintiff is called the 'Promovent'! I know it will be many a day before I resign myself to believe that 'Reichsrath' means a council: it looks and sounds so like a tonic bitter. Still, I am going in for a strong acquaintance with Austria and Austrians, and mean to give up Italy when I cross the frontier.
”If Newdigate had not been such a good fellow I'd have liked to have quizzed him about his absurd speech concerning the Irish Catholics. It is hard to understand men so imbued with prejudice and yet mixing with the world. And as to Cardinal Cullen's red stocking, why, good G.o.d! have we not seen the West Kent Rifles or the Dorset Fusiliers strutting about Paris in knickerbockers and cross belts, and there was no more thought of imitation in the one case than Papal supremacy in the other. Rome derives immense power and prestige from our unreasonable jealousy of her influence. The Prussians are far wiser: they ignore all cause of offence altogether, and outflank the priests in this way.”
_To Mr John Blackwood._
”Hotel de la Petri, Trieste, _March_ 24,1867.
”Your packet with proof followed me to Vienna, into Hungary, and at length caught me here this morning--I need not say, too late for correction. I have had what Yankees call 'a fine time,' and talked myself hoa.r.s.e in strange tongues; but I have seen strange men and cities, and, on the whole, filled my head while emptying my pocket. I have stories for you when we meet, and I trust that might be soon.
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