Part 21 (1/2)

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY (15,001 B.C.) Venus explains platonic friends.h.i.+p to Adonis.

FRIDAY

SAt.u.r.dAY (575 B.C.) Horatius beat Lars Porsena at a game of bridge.

OCTOBER

There's many a cup 'twixt the office and the ferry slip.

YOU NEVER CAN TELL

Sons of great men oft remind us That no matter what our fame, Offspring that we leave behind us May be lobsters, just the same.

[Ill.u.s.tration: Stage Entrance.]

[Sidenote: _Economical Hint_: A good imitation of soapsuds may be made by shaking a bottle of champagne and then opening the bottle.]

[Ill.u.s.tration: Push those clouds away. He's not the only one with a first quarter. Aw you know me.]

SUNDAY (1781) Battle of Eutaw.

(1906) W. C. T. U. tries to throw Smoot out of the Senate.

MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY (673) Theodre, of England, calls first Council of Bishops.

(1906) Theodore, of Was.h.i.+ngton, calls Council of Muck-rakers.

THURSDAY

FRIDAY FIRST CANOE--Doesn't it make you tired to be taken out by one of those fresh young men who doesn't know how to paddle?

SECOND CANOE--Yes, it often quite upsets me.