45 Faeces Disaster 2 ? (1/2)
”Hell…”
Seeing Zhao Yao’s slanted gaze, Bai Quan immediately stopped talking. He gave a hinted glance at Zhao Yao, ”I understand, I understand. I won’t leak information out.”
Bai Quan followed Zhao Yao upstairs, ”Mr. Zhao, please believe me. I really want to follow you wholeheartedly! Give me a chance! I won’t disappoint you!”
Zhao Yao curled his lips and treated Bai Quan with indifference, opening the door back to his house.
Once he opened the door, what caught his attention first was Matcha, who was sprawled over the floor with white foam at his mouth. His claws were on the sills of the door as if he was smacking the door before passing out.
Mango was at the side tapping Matcha curiously, seemingly trying to find out why Matcha collapsed.
The next moment, a pungent smell overwhelmed the place. Elizabeth, who was on Zhao Yao’s shoulder, shrieked and ran to a safe passage. Zhao Yao held his breath and thought helplessly, ”Mango had diarrhoea again?”
Just then, Bai Quan cried out in shock, ”So smelly! Did Mango have diarrhoea again?” The previous incident had given him a lasting impression.
Zhao Yao instinctively turned around and focused his gaze on Bai Quan.
”Brother, have you cleaned faeces before?”
Bai Quan’s face turned pale and pitifully asked Zhao Yao, ”I’ll go and get the cleaner?”
”It’s already so late, it’s not nice to disturb the cleaner.” Saying this, Zhao Yao already had his arms around Bai Quan. He patted his shoulder and continued, ”You want to join hell? You’re not even willing to clean faeces? Once you settle this today, you’ll join hell and be one of our generals on Earth.”
”Clean clean clean, I’ll clean.”
On a cabinet in the living room, Roly Poly’s nose was stuffed with two pieces of tissue paper. Looking at the scene in front of him, he could stand it no longer and thought, ”So scary…. This person and his cats, they’re all evil. Bai Quan and I are stuck here.”
The pungent smell was soon dispelled from the house with the thorough help of Bai Quan. Zhao Yao, with Mango in his arms, lied on the sofa. Seeing his naive and clueless expression, Zhao Yao could not help but ask, ”Why do you have diarrhoea everywhere all the time?”
Matcha regained consciousness and said, ”No… This can’t do. Mango is too terrifying. Zhao Yao, you have to assign a specific toilet for him alone, use the toilet which no one uses.”
Elizabeth also walked over, with some fear in her eyes, ”I have never in my life smelled s*** as smelly as this.”
Zhao Yao agreed and immediately went online to shop for a new toilet for Mango. He planned for Mango to have a toilet all to himself.
This house had 5 rooms and 2 common areas. One room to Zhao Yao and Matcha, one to the 15 big stray cats, one to the 3 small stray cats, one to Elizabeth, and as for Roly Poly, he slept in the common area.
The last room now seemed like it was going to Mango and his diarrhoea.
Zhao Yao looked at his phone and went online, only to chance upon a piece of
”There was a terrorist attack at America’s wall street at 8.16 am that morning, causing 65 deaths and more than 300 injured. The police, as of now, is still exchanging fire with the suspected terrorists. Shangwu extremist organization has taken responsibility for this incident…”
”Surely not? Isn’t this a terrorist attack? This sort of incident…” Zhao Yao had seen related information online. In the moment, it seemed as if the entire world was discussing the same incident.
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Elsewhere, in a meeting room, Lin Chen sat on his chair with some uncertainty.