Part 66 (2/2)

When finally the new King had lumbered down the aisle in his purple robe and left the building, the congregants had scarce believed their eyes-as when the world's most tedious and tenacious dinner-guest finally exits at four in the morning. There had followed a supplemental half-hour of programmed recessionals as the various guests had retreated, and gone outside to stand, blink, mingle, and chat. All the church-bells in London were pealing. The King, and the Prince and Princess of Wales, had long since gone their separate ways.

It was then that the person of Mr. Charles White had been violated by a hand that had clapped him on the shoulder. As Captain of the King's Messengers, he was dressed for the occasion in a glorious and out-moded get-up. But even through his ta.s.seled epaulet, he felt the hand on his shoulder, and knew its meaning. It was then-some said-that the hungry look came over him, and his lips parted.

He rounded on the fellow who had dared touch him. But then he was dismayed, and stopped. He had been looking for an ear to bite. But the man who stood before him-middle-aged, solid, well-dressed, in a yellow wig-did not have an ear on the right side of his head, just a lumpy orifice. And this so flummoxed Charles White that he quite lost the moment. He looked around to notice that he had been discreetly surrounded by several gentles and n.o.bles, notorious Whigs all, and that they were ready to draw their swords.

”Charles White, I arrest you in the name of the King,” said the man in the yellow wig. And it was then that White knew him: this was Andrew Ellis. White had bitten his ear off twenty years ago, in a coffee-house, as Roger Comstock, Daniel Waterhouse, and a roomful of Whigs had looked on. Ellis was a Viscount or something now, and in and out of Parliament.

”I do not recognize the usurper King,” White announced-a rather impolite thing to say, under the circ.u.mstances-”but I do do recognize the threat of those weapons you are so eager to draw, and so I shall go, under duress, as a man being kidnapped by Black-guards.” recognize the threat of those weapons you are so eager to draw, and so I shall go, under duress, as a man being kidnapped by Black-guards.”

”You may name it kidnapping or any thing else,” said Ellis, ”but make no mistake, it is an arrest, upon the authority of the Lord Chancellor.”

”And am I allowed to know the charge?”

”That at the behest of the King of France, you did conspire with one Jack Shaftoe and edouard de Gex to trespa.s.s upon the Liberty of the Tower and adulterate the Pyx.”

”So Jack Shaftoe has broken,” White muttered, as he was being walked, in the midst of this knot of armed Whigs, across the Old Palace Yard, toward the Stairs where a boat waited to take him down to the Tower.

”He has denounced you, denounced you,” Ellis returned. ”No one knows whether he is broken, broken, or pursuing his own ends.” or pursuing his own ends.”

”His own,” said White, ”or someone else's.”

But the men who were arresting or abducting him were merely amused by that, and so to any pa.s.ser-by who had stood on the bank of the Thames to watch them bundling their catch into a waiting river-barge, they'd have seemed a merry band of Englishmen, pleased to have a new King and to have survived his Coronation.

The Court of the Old Bailey 20 OCTOBER 1714.

”GUILTY!” SAID THE MAGISTRATE.

”That's what I said,” said Jack Shaftoe. He worried that the magistrate had not heard his plea. His voice was enfeebled, as his breathing-musculature was fashed from having worked against three hundred pounds of resistance for days. And the other people sharing this patch of dirt with him were making a lot more noise than he was capable of.

”This court finds you, Jack Shaftoe, Guilty of High Treason!” the magistrate said, in case it had been missed in the uproar.

”This court doesn't have have to find me Guilty, as that is how I pleaded!” Jack protested, but it was useless. to find me Guilty, as that is how I pleaded!” Jack protested, but it was useless.

He was a bit giddy from the removal of the weights, and from the light and food and water that had been lavished upon him when he had cried uncle, and owned up to invading the Tower of London, and blamed the whole thing on Charles White, and agreed to come down here and plead. So he saw things in an odd way, like a traveler from China to whom everything is impossibly strange. Some sort of judicial proceeding had been underway here, involving him. But he had paid no attention to it at all. He just could not bring himself to attend to the wigged chap up on the balcony. Of much more interest was the scene down here.

Court was a good English word meaning a yard. A slab of earth. A patch of dirt. Some courts, such as those on the Isle of Dogs when Jack had been a boy, were surrounded by sc.r.a.ps of wood, and full of pigs and of pig-s.h.i.+t. Other courts were surrounded by stone walls with arrow-slits in the top; people on the insides of such courts tended to have a better time of it than those who shared their courts with swine. The Queen had a court. No, scratch that, the Queen was dead. Long live the King! The King had a court. It was infested with courtiers. The theatres of Southwark were a particular type of court. There were countless other specialized types, e.g., tennis courts, forecourts, and the Court of Directors of the East India Company. One entire category of Courts was devoted to inflicting punishment on bad men. This, the Old Bailey, was one such. was a good English word meaning a yard. A slab of earth. A patch of dirt. Some courts, such as those on the Isle of Dogs when Jack had been a boy, were surrounded by sc.r.a.ps of wood, and full of pigs and of pig-s.h.i.+t. Other courts were surrounded by stone walls with arrow-slits in the top; people on the insides of such courts tended to have a better time of it than those who shared their courts with swine. The Queen had a court. No, scratch that, the Queen was dead. Long live the King! The King had a court. It was infested with courtiers. The theatres of Southwark were a particular type of court. There were countless other specialized types, e.g., tennis courts, forecourts, and the Court of Directors of the East India Company. One entire category of Courts was devoted to inflicting punishment on bad men. This, the Old Bailey, was one such.

Jack had familial ties to the Irish nation and knew that Baile Atha Cliath Baile Atha Cliath was their name for the city of Dublin. Bailey, it seemed, was just another word for Court. The bailiff brought you to the bailey and put you in the bail-dock, and you dasn't stray from his bailiwick until you posted bail. was their name for the city of Dublin. Bailey, it seemed, was just another word for Court. The bailiff brought you to the bailey and put you in the bail-dock, and you dasn't stray from his bailiwick until you posted bail.

During this mental divagation of Jack's, on the subject of Courts and Baileys, the magistrate up on the balcony had been was.h.i.+ng the place down with a spate of legal mumbo-jumbo, as well as a homily about the error of Jack's ways, and the error of his mother's ways, and his father's, and their mothers' and fathers', all the way back to the progenitor of their race, presumed to be one Cain. Little of this reached Jack's ears, because of the uproar, and none of it penetrated his head, because he was not paying attention. He knew what the magistrate was saying: that Jack was a bad man-beyond bad, if truth be told-so surpa.s.singly and transcendently bad that it was necessary for him to be put to death by the most gruesome and, hence, entertaining means that the English mind could conceive of.

The Old Bailey employed a man called a crier, whose chief qualification was that he could engrave his own words on a pane of gla.s.s, simply by shouting at it. He was deployed, from time to time, to quell the uproar. For the groundlings in this court cared naught for the words of the Justices. But the crier they respected for his loudness. He put it to work now: ”Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! My Lords, the King's Justices, strictly charge and command all manner all manner of persons to keep silence while Sentence of Death is pa.s.sing on the prisoner at the bar, on pain of imprisonment.” By the time he was finished, the crowd had actually heeded his words. No one was talking except for a few daft and/or deaf stragglers tucked away in the corners, who were quickly shushed by the others. Silence was a rare thing around Newgate, and fragile; but this was a different kind of silence altogether, it was contagious as smallpox. of persons to keep silence while Sentence of Death is pa.s.sing on the prisoner at the bar, on pain of imprisonment.” By the time he was finished, the crowd had actually heeded his words. No one was talking except for a few daft and/or deaf stragglers tucked away in the corners, who were quickly shushed by the others. Silence was a rare thing around Newgate, and fragile; but this was a different kind of silence altogether, it was contagious as smallpox.

The magistrate was on his feet, treading heavily up to the railing of his balcony. Clearly he was in a foul temper. He'd rather be at the Coronation festivities, drinking the health of the fresh-minted King. Really, the whole country ought to count this a holiday. It was extraordinary that a Judicial Proceeding was underway here on such a day! What could account for it? Certain Powers must have reached into a courtly revel with a long shepherd's crook and fetched this magistrate out by the neck.

”The law is,” he bellowed, ”that thou shalt return from hence, to the Place whence thou camest, and from thence to Tyburn Cross, where thou shalt hang by the neck, but not unto Death; that thou shalt thereafter be drawn and quartered, till the body be Dead! Dead! Dead! And the Lord have Mercy upon thy Soul.”

Those milling shades in the dimness behind the magistrate's belcony must be those selfsame Powers, practically hopping from foot to foot in their eagerness to run back to Westminster and proclaim the news: Jack Shaftoe was broken by the peine forte et dure, peine forte et dure, he came to the court, he pleaded, and even now lies in chains in the Condemned Hold! That was the preordained Moral of the Morality Play being enacted in this place, which looked more like a theatre the longer Jack stood here. There were even extras, or, in Theatrical cant, spear-carriers. For the Justice's kind final words, he came to the court, he pleaded, and even now lies in chains in the Condemned Hold! That was the preordained Moral of the Morality Play being enacted in this place, which looked more like a theatre the longer Jack stood here. There were even extras, or, in Theatrical cant, spear-carriers. For the Justice's kind final words, and the Lord have Mercy upon thy Soul, and the Lord have Mercy upon thy Soul, were nearly drowned out by the humble-b.u.mble of many boots on the stairs within the building, and before the audience could even consider launching a riot, they found themselves surrounded by a company of Guards brandis.h.i.+ng half-pikes. were nearly drowned out by the humble-b.u.mble of many boots on the stairs within the building, and before the audience could even consider launching a riot, they found themselves surrounded by a company of Guards brandis.h.i.+ng half-pikes.

Some might welcome the new King with toasts, medals, statues, or concubines. But there were men in London who could not think of any better party favor to present to their new Sovereign than Jack Shaftoe's head on a platter. At an earlier stage of his life he'd have strained his eyes to resolve the faces lurking back there in the shadows behind the balcony, perhaps shouted something of a defiant nature. But he really could not care less about them now. Truth be told, he hadn't heard a word the magistrate had uttered (aside, that is, from the terrible Sentence) in the last quarter of an hour. It was all because of the noise of the people who were down here in the dirt-the Court-the Old Bailey-with him. His people.

Something got crushed down atop his head. His knees buckled in alarm for a moment. But he was not being a.s.saulted from behind. Someone had bestowed a hat on him. By the time he turned round, that someone had been chased back into the chanting rabble by a furious corporal of the Guard. But the rabble were very pleased by what they saw. A chant formed of the roar: ”G.o.d save the King! G.o.d save the King! G.o.d save the King!”

The magistrate had stood up to make himself heard, his face was red, he was bellowing with such force that his wig was shuddering, but nothing reached the court. A bailiff s.n.a.t.c.hed the thing from Jack's head and flung it down. Before his boots crushed and treaded it down into the mud of the Bailey, Jack saw what it was: a makes.h.i.+ft crown, sporting a letter V in the middle. Not that Jack knew much about letters; but he recognized that one, because the same symbol was burnt into the brawn of his right thumb, and had been there for most of his life. For Jack had first been branded Vagabond when he'd been a young man.

It was a common designation. King of the Vagabonds, however, was a high t.i.tle indeed, and one that had not been attached to his name until he had, through inconceivable exertions, earned it.

The Tower of London LATE AFTERNOON, 20 OCTOBER 1714.

”SO-NEAR-AND-YET-SO-FAR. That what you've been thinking all this time?” said Charles White. He spoke with remarkable aplomb for a man whose elbows were bound together behind his back with rope. He was displaying those elbows to the whole room, almost as if it was the latest fas.h.i.+on from Paris. For he had turned his back on Newton, and on the Beefeaters who were now guarding him, so that he could gaze out a window that overlooked Mint Street. That what you've been thinking all this time?” said Charles White. He spoke with remarkable aplomb for a man whose elbows were bound together behind his back with rope. He was displaying those elbows to the whole room, almost as if it was the latest fas.h.i.+on from Paris. For he had turned his back on Newton, and on the Beefeaters who were now guarding him, so that he could gaze out a window that overlooked Mint Street.

As Master of the Mint, Newton could have claimed whatever s.p.a.ce he'd taken a whim to. But he'd always been a most practical Master, keen to better the productivity of the place, and so he had situated his personal atelier so as not to impede the coiners' work. It was about forty feet on a side, divided into several closets, a wee chamber that communicated with the interior of Brick Tower and thence to the Inner Ward, and a single great laboratory-c.u.m-office that commanded a view up, and down, and across this leg of Mint Street. Scarlet late-afternoon sun was angling in through rents in northwestern clouds, setting White's left cheek and shoulder aglow, but only because they were elevated above the ground here; below them, Mint Street had already fallen into twilight, being over-shadowed by the glum row of casemates that lined the near surface of the outer wall. The casemate situated across from Newton's laboratory and a bit off to the right was at once the best and the worst of these. Its sole practical function, lately, had been to enclose the Vault that housed the Pyx. As such it had been guarded round the clock by men identifying themselves as Queen's, and more recently King's, Messengers. Which amounted to that they wore silver-greyhound badges and had bits of paper bearing the signature and the seal of Charles White.

This view of the house-which was to say, Sir Isaac Newton's view-was one that Charles White had never had the opportunity to enjoy until a few moments ago, when the Yeomen had frogmarched him in to the laboratory. He was making it clear now that he was well pleased with the picture his hand-picked Messengers made, standing there as a finely dressed and heavily-armed barrier between Newton and his magic box. When the Messengers spied White up in the window, lit up by the sun, they took to hip-hip-huzzahing him, perhaps not realizing that he was under arrest, and on a serious charge indeed- ”High Treason,” Newton was saying. He was seated at a vast table, which had turned black from hard employment. He was still wearing the crimson robes he had donned, this morning, for the Coronation. ”I cannot think of any other word to describe what you stand accused of doing.”

”Accused!?” White asked merrily, and now, at last, tore himself from the window, and turned in to the room to face Newton. The sunset-light filled the laboratory like a refulgent gas, making all dull-colored things, such as the table and the faded beams of the low ceiling, even dimmer than they were. But anything that had an iota of s.h.i.+ne or of color gleamed out of the dark like colored stars: Newton's robes, the ribbons trapped between pages of his fat, ragged, ancient books, the bra.s.s and gold of his many scales and balances, samples of gold and silver piled here and there. ”Who has accused me?” White asked merrily, and now, at last, tore himself from the window, and turned in to the room to face Newton. The sunset-light filled the laboratory like a refulgent gas, making all dull-colored things, such as the table and the faded beams of the low ceiling, even dimmer than they were. But anything that had an iota of s.h.i.+ne or of color gleamed out of the dark like colored stars: Newton's robes, the ribbons trapped between pages of his fat, ragged, ancient books, the bra.s.s and gold of his many scales and balances, samples of gold and silver piled here and there. ”Who has accused me?”

”Jack Shaftoe.”

”Don't suppose that has anything to do with your putting three hundred pounds of lead on his chest?”

”I do not suppose so,” said Newton, ”for I suppose that you are quite guilty. But I do admit that an adroit barrister could build a case that Jack Shaftoe is an unreliable witness to begin with, made more so by the torment of the peine forte et dure peine forte et dure.”

White now, for the first time, seemed taken aback. He had not expected Isaac Newton, of all people, to lend him a hand in erecting his legal defense. ”You care not what happens to Jack-whether he is believed, or no!” White tried.

”I care not whether he was your puppet, or you his, or both of you de Gex's.”

”But you need to establish that the Pyx was adulterated by someone, by someone, so that you'll not be held responsible for what is found there. And Jack's testimony, perhaps, is not deemed reliable enough to prove that beyond doubt. You need so that you'll not be held responsible for what is found there. And Jack's testimony, perhaps, is not deemed reliable enough to prove that beyond doubt. You need my my word on it.” word on it.”

”You shall have adequate time to develop that and other theories in your new lodgings,” said Newton, who stood up abruptly, and nodded to the Beefeaters. He had heard some sort of commotion down below, and wanted to go have a look. As did White; but, obeying gestures from Newton, the Yeomen laid hands on the prisoner and dragged him back before he could get near Newton, or the window. White became agitated for the first time, and cursed and made unrealistic demands, then fanciful threats as the Beefeaters dragged him back to the inner chamber, and thence into Brick Tower; from there, it would be a short march across the Parade to one of the Yeomen's houses where White would be an involuntary guest from now on.

A Letter 20 OCTOBER 1714.

Charles White, Esq. The Tower The Tower Dappa Dappa The Clink The Clink Mr. Dappa, Mr. Dappa, It has been brought to my notice that in the press have appeared diverse libels, broadsides, essays, &c., supposed to have been written by you, in which my name is dishonoured. I demand satisfaction of a kind that may only be achieved if you and I come together in the same place for a short time: preferably an open field, removed from crowds and habitations. You will, I am certain, take my meaning. It has been brought to my notice that in the press have appeared diverse libels, broadsides, essays, &c., supposed to have been written by you, in which my name is dishonoured. I demand satisfaction of a kind that may only be achieved if you and I come together in the same place for a short time: preferably an open field, removed from crowds and habitations. You will, I am certain, take my meaning.I am unable to set foot beyond the Liberty of the Tower without in so doing sacrificing my honour as a Gentleman; consequently, I must beg your indulgence in a small favour, viz. that you might pay a call on me here, that we may settle the thing in these precincts.This cannot be achieved while you remain imprisoned on charges of thievery. As you will remember, I preferred these charges against you some months ago, but the prosecution has been delayed and stretched out by the machinations of the diverse lawyers retained on your behalf by your notorious Benefactress. Know then that I shall tomorrow (21 October) inform the Magistrate that no further efforts shall be made to advance your Prosecution and that you should be released forthwith. Accordingly, I shall look for you at the Tower of London at dawn of the 22nd instant.It is a tradition that when one gentleman challenges another in this wise, the challengee shall have the privilege of choosing the weapons to be used. As you are no gentleman, you might not have been aware of this; and one must rate it as unlikely that you shall possess the mastery of the art of Defensing that would be required in order to contend with one such as me. It is my expectation, therefore, that you shall elect to try the matter with firearms, at such-and-such number of paces. If your estate as a recently freed prisoner, your blackness, or your poverty render it infeasible for you to lay hands on two suitable weapons, pray inform me and I shall see to it that they are provided.I am, until daybreak of the 22nd, Your Humble & Obedient Svt., Your Humble & Obedient Svt., Charles White, Esq. Charles White, Esq.

Mint Street, the Tower of London DUSK, 20 OCTOBER 1714.

SO NEAR AND YET SO FAR, White had said; but emerging from the sally-port stairs into the purple shades of Mint Street, Isaac Newton was nearer yet, and yet more far than he had been half a minute ago. A lot of men had arrived at once, and they had come in two distinct blocs: the first, which he had spied from his window, was a posse of half a dozen n.o.blemen, generally young, and all of them mounted: at a glance, most likely cavalry officers, still in their Coronation plumage. These had ridden up to, and surrounded, the knot of King's Messengers who guarded the door of the Warden's House. The latter were at a prohibitive disadvantage, being on foot. But they all possessed a little of their master's bl.u.s.ter, and were making a terrific show of thrusting their chests in the air and nudging their swords out of their scabbards, and letting it be known, in an oratorio of sonorous vowels and a rush of trilled R's, just what a grievous and unsconscionable and actionable affront this all was. White had said; but emerging from the sally-port stairs into the purple shades of Mint Street, Isaac Newton was nearer yet, and yet more far than he had been half a minute ago. A lot of men had arrived at once, and they had come in two distinct blocs: the first, which he had spied from his window, was a posse of half a dozen n.o.blemen, generally young, and all of them mounted: at a glance, most likely cavalry officers, still in their Coronation plumage. These had ridden up to, and surrounded, the knot of King's Messengers who guarded the door of the Warden's House. The latter were at a prohibitive disadvantage, being on foot. But they all possessed a little of their master's bl.u.s.ter, and were making a terrific show of thrusting their chests in the air and nudging their swords out of their scabbards, and letting it be known, in an oratorio of sonorous vowels and a rush of trilled R's, just what a grievous and unsconscionable and actionable affront this all was.

But this hubbub was dying away at the moment Newton emerged from the sally-port and came out into the Street-where, for the first time in a while, no one paid him any note. All eyes had collected on one of the mounted n.o.bles: a young man, well-but not extravagantly dressed, who had remained silent through all of the insults and the bluff of Charles White's Messengers. In the moment before the man moved or spoke, there was a caesura; and during it, one could hear the m.u.f.fled tromp tromp of ma.s.sed boots coming up Mint Street. The second, larger bloc of men was marching this way. of ma.s.sed boots coming up Mint Street. The second, larger bloc of men was marching this way.

The leader of the riders peeled back his cloak to reveal a prodigious Doc.u.ment sealed by a swingeing ruby of wax.

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