Chapter 1705 (2/2)
Yu Qianhua said, ”how can I listen to this? It tastes a bit wrong.”
”Ha ha ha.”
Yu Qianhua is indeed an excellent comic dialogue actor. In just one sentence, the same burden made everyone laugh twice.
Xiao Yunhai said, ”OK. Mr. Yu, let's begin formally? ”
Yu Qianhua said, ”OK. However, I would like to tell you in advance that the next cross talk is called ”reverie at the mouth of a tiger”, which was created by Mr. Xiao in two days
”Wow, great.”
”Two days to write a paragraph, the cloud emperor is indeed cattle.”
Xiao Yunhai interface: ”Teacher Yu said this means to tell you that those comrades who are waiting for me to forget my words should give up this idea completely.”
”Ha ha ha.”
Guo Gang clapped his hands and said approvingly, ”see, there is no such words in the book. If Mr. Xiao is willing to talk about cross talk, he will become the best cross-talk actor in less than a year. ”His disciples all looked at Xiao Yunhai on the stage with admiration and said in secret, ”it's really powerful.”
Yu Qianhua said, ”well, Mr. Xiao, let's start.”
Xiao Yunhai nodded, thought for a long time, suddenly asked: ”Teacher Yu, what is our first sentence?”
”Puffing.”
”I'll go, ha ha.”
”The first sentence is forgotten. How do you say it next?”
Yu Qianhua, of course, knew that Xiao Yunhai was not really forgetting his words. Hearing his words, he said, ”think about it. It's OK. It's a big deal. Let's wait until dawn. ”
Xiao Yunhai laughed and said, ”we can afford to wait, but the audience can't. Just joking with you, we'll start now. ”
”Let me ask you a question, Mr. Yu Qianhua?”
Xiao Yunhai: ”have you ever tumbled?”
Yu Qianhua was stunned and said: ”do you mean work or life?”
Xiao Yunhai said helplessly: ”what work life is, that is, the ordinary corridor is not attentive,” beecha ”! Dogs eat excrement, gnaw on the mud, big horse prone, upside down!” ”I fell a somersault more than this, not to mention a little international level, at least fell into the world's advanced ranks.”
”Ha ha ha.” The crowd laughed.
At the beginning of their performance, Xiao Yunhai immediately entered into a state of state. His tone of speech also changed. His speed of speaking was a lot faster. However, his articulation was very clear and his breath was calm. He was quite like a master of cross talk.
Ge Wuyou gave a voice and said, ”Yunhai, this guy has really learned crosstalk.”
As an old cross-talk fan, you can basically see at a glance whether the cross-talk on the stage is a layman or an expert.
Xiao Yunhai's fan'er is very pure and can't be practiced in a short time.
Wang Guoan shook his head and said, ”I should have studied these days. You know his ”the devil” is on.
Some time ago, I was engaged in wind and rain in the United States. I have no time to learn. ”
Ge Wuyou said: ”that boy is very good. After a few days of learning this way, it also made the voice of the other talks less lively. ”
When Guo Gang's disciples saw the performance of Xiao Yunhai, they were all dumbfounded.
”Master, did Mr. Xiao learn crosstalk before? That's amazing. ”
Guo Gang said: ”people have learned these three days. Fortunately, he doesn't act as a cross-talk actor. Otherwise, he will not have enough food for us
On the stage, Yu Qianhua said, ”Oh! That's too much!” Xiao Yunhai said: ”it's mainly because I fell there.”
Yu Qianhua asked: ”where?”
Xiao Yunhai said: ”we Yanjing Zoo lion tiger mountain. On Sunday, a man went up there to watch the tiger play. He was looking at the tiger. He did not know who was evil. He pushed forward and yelled: ”the tiger is out of the mountain!” he pushed me down from the edge of the wall! ”