Chapter 1596 (2/2)
”Ha ha.”
Seeing this plot, everyone laughed again and said in succession: ”now, Tang Bohu meets his opponent.”
Sure enough, the scholar called out: ”I am so miserable, sell my body to bury the whole family!”
Xiao Yunhai showed an unbelievable expression and said, ”won't it?”The scholar said, ”two girls, take pity on me. My family of six died in one night. I'm infected with grade 10 tuberculosis. You can buy me if I'm half sold and half given away. ”
Qiuxiang said: ”Oh, pomegranate, you see he is much more pitiful, we will buy him back to Washington, OK?”
Pomegranate cried and said, ”then buy him.”
Xiao Yunhai see things are not good, said: ”sister, I came first ah.”
Pomegranate asks: ”how can this pay attention to come first, arrive later. If you have anything worse than him, tell me. ”
Xiao Yunhai showed a puzzled expression and said, ”I I This This You see, I haven't cut my nails these days. It's full of black mud. Isn't it miserable enough? ”
At this time, the scholar's dog suddenly died.
The scholar cried: ”Wangcai Wangcai Wangcai, you can't die. Wangcai, you've been with me for so many years. You are affectionate and righteous to me. But now I haven't let you eat a full meal. I'm sorry, Wangcai
Seeing Xiao Yunhai standing there, the fans almost burst into laughter.
”Oh, hey, what is a strong middle hand? A mountain is higher than a mountain. I understand it today. ”
”This scholar's acting skills are just amazing, obviously much worse than Tang Bohu.”
On the screen, Xiao Yunhai suddenly saw a cockroach and yelled, ”be careful.”
As soon as pomegranate retreats, cockroaches are trampled to death.
Xiao Yunhai showed a sad look and cried: ”Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I've been with you for so many years. I've been teaching you to raise you as if you were my own flesh and blood. I can't believe that today, the white hair people give the black hair people! ”
Pomegranate way: ”autumn fragrance elder sister, they two are so miserable, how to do?”
Qiuxiang thought for a while and said, ”let's see.”
The man saw Xiao Yunhai crying there, surprised and annoyed.
He went to Xiao Yunhai and said, ”brother, don't make trouble. You see how clean you are. Go in and put on some makeup. Look at me. I'm full of rotten sores. How could you have suffered me? ”
This word once again caused the fans to roar with laughter.
Xiao Yunhai said: ”you don't want to compare with me. I can't stand being compared with me!”
The scholar said, ”how about comparing with you?”
”Aren't you forcing me? ”
” can you be worse than me? ”
Xiao Yunhai picked up a stick and broke his arm fiercely. He laughed and said, ”you said your hand is full of sores. Now my whole hand is broken. Who is worse than whom?”
”Did you have a good time?” the scholar said angrily
Xiao Yunhai snorted and said, ”I'm in love with you today
”I will play with you to the end! Damn it, come on
The scholar took up the stick and smashed his head. Suddenly, his blood flowed like a stream. He said triumphantly, ”do you want to play with me? I don't even want my life. How can you compare with me! Who dares to be worse than me
With that, the whole person fell to the ground and died.
Xiao Yunhai was stunned and said, ”good boy, you are miserable. We will see you soon.”
Pomegranate stopped him and said, ”since he is dead, I will buy you.”
A classic drama is over, and the laughter in the studio has never stopped from the beginning.