Chapter 1597 (1/2)

Next, the four big whores attacked Washington, and Madame Hua personally defeated them.

Don't want Qiuxiang's collection of Tang Yin's poems fell to the ground, Xiao Yunhai took the initiative to bear the responsibility for it. Mrs. Hua wanted to kill him. Xiao Yunhai immediately used candles as drumsticks and wooden benches as drums, bringing a wonderful piece of percussion music.

In return, Xiao Yunhai was promoted to be the close senior bookboy of huawenhuawu, the prince of Washington.

The scenes in the movie make the fans laugh wildly. In particular, those classic lines are even more hilarious.

Until Ning Wang and his life-threatening scholars came to Washington to seek trouble, the film entered a climax.

Duizi spurts the blood of the pair Chuanchang, who is nicknamed ”king of the king of the king”, and the martial arts student is invincible. The funny plot and wonderful martial arts action make the fans crazy. Even the directors who come to spy on the enemy are brought into the movie.

After Ning Wang retreated, Xiao Yunhai's identity was exposed in public by Madame Hua, and another classic dialogue appeared.

Hua Fu said: ”our” one day death powder ”is made from seven different kinds of poisonous insects, together with hedinghong. It is colorless and tasteless, and can kill people without trace.”

Xiao Yunhai said defiantly: ”our” smiling half step top ”is made of honey, Sichuan scallop, Platycodon grandiflorum, and snow lotus of Tianshan Mountain. It doesn't need to be refrigerated or preservative. In addition to its strong toxicity, it tastes delicious.”

At this time, the painting style of the whole film changed, and it turned out to be an advertising mode.

Hua Fu said: ”the people who eat our” one day death powder ”will lose all their martial arts skills in one day, and their muscles and veins will flow backward, and they will go mad and become possessed by demons. Finally, they will burst their blood vessels and die.”

Xiao Yunhai said: ”no mistake! As the name suggests, a friend who has eaten ”half a step with a smile” must not walk half a step or smile, or he will die of explosion. It's really home travel...

waffle said: ”kill people...”

together, they said: ”essential medicine!”

This divine transition, coupled with dialogue and funny music, immediately let the studio ring the biggest laughter since the film was shown.

”Oh, I can't stand it. I can't stand it.”

”I found that I was going to be the first person to die laughing. My stomach was bursting with laughter.”

”Yunhuang is too good. This kind of advertising mode even appears in the film, and it really talks about poison. It's really speechless. ”

”If anyone dares to tell me that” Tang Bohu points to Qiuxiang ”is not good-looking, I have to hit him in the face.”

The comments of the fans were passed on to Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing. The young couple looked at each other with a smile, and they were completely relieved.

As the film continues, the life-threatening scholar comes to Washington to kill, and Xiao Yunhai comes forward to fight against him.

Xiao Yunhai felt that the action design was too simple for this plot in his previous life. This time, he and the martial arts master of luojiaban spent three days designing a set of wonderful action plays, which showed the ruthlessness and treachery of the life taking sword and the supremacy of the overlord gun incisively and vividly. After playing for more than three minutes, the life-threatening scholar was killed by a return shot.

Xiao Yunhai and other people's hard work has not been in vain, this play has won the unanimous praise of the fans, cheering constantly.

Finally, under the hindrance of Madame Hua, Xiao Yunhai exhausted all his life's learning, and selected Qiuxiang from dozens of women to win the beauty.

At this point in time, it's all over.

There were warm applause and cheers in the studio, and we all went out of their hearts.

”What do you think of the play, brother?”

”I'm laughing and my stomach is killing me. Can't I look good?”

”The cloud emperor is the cloud emperor. He is so talented in comedy that he should make more comedies. ”

”Tomorrow I'll show my parents another one to make them happy.”

”So coincidentally, I have this plan.”

Hearing the comments of the fans, Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing looked at each other for fear of being recognized, and their faces showed a smile at the same time.

Outside the cinema, countless reporters are waiting for the fans to show up.

Before, more than 20 film critics came out, with a trace of anger on their faces. When interviewed, none of them said that the film was good-looking, and all gave bad reviews. One hot tempered critic even described it as rubbish.