Volume I Part 15 (1/2)

”I am a-meditatin', Samantha.”

Says I, ”Do you come down and jine the company this minute, Josiah Allen. You was in a awful takin' to come with 'em, and what will they think to see you act so?”

The wimmen happened to be a-lookin' the other way for a minute, and he looked at me as if he would take my head off, and made the strangest motions toward 'em; but the minute they looked at him he would pretend to smile--that deathly smile.

Says I, ”Come, Josiah Allen, we're goin' to get dinner right away, for we are afraid it will rain.”

”Oh, wal,” says he, ”a little rain, more or less, hain't a-goin' to hender a man from meditatin'.”

I was wore out, and says I, ”Do you stop meditatin' this minute, Josiah Allen!”

Says he, ”I won't stop, Samantha. I let you have your way a good deal of the time; but when I take it into my head to meditate, you hain't a-goin' to break it up.”

Jest at that minute they called to me from the sh.o.r.e to come that minute to find some of my dishes. And we had to start off. But oh! the gloom of my mind that was added to the lameness of my body. Them strange motions and looks of Josiah wore on me. Had the sufferin's of the night, added to the trials of the day, made him crazy? I thought more'n as likely as not I had got a luny on my hands for the rest of my days.

And then, oh, how the sun did scald down onto me, and the wind took the smoke so into my face that there wasn't hardly a dry eye in my head. And then a perfect swarm of yellow wasps lit down onto our vittles as quick as we laid 'em down, so you couldn't touch a thing without runnin' a chance to be stung. Oh, the agony of that time! the distress of that pleasure exertion! But I kep' to work, and when we had got dinner most ready I went back to call Josiah again. Old Miss Bobbet said she would go with me, for she thought she see a wild turnip in the woods there, and her Shakespeare had a awful cold, and she would try to dig one to give him. So we started up the hill again. He sot in the same position, all huddled up, with his leg under him, as uncomfortable a lookin'

creeter as I ever see. But when we both stood in front of him, he pretended to look careless and happy, and smiled that sick smile.

Says I, ”Come, Josiah Allen; dinner is ready.”

”Oh, I hain't hungry,” says he. ”The table will probable be full. I had jest as lieves wait.”

”Table full!” says I. ”You know jest as well as I do that we are eatin'

on the ground. Do you come and eat your dinner this minute.”

”Yes, do come,” says Miss Bobbet; ”we can't get along without you!”

”Oh!” says he, with a ghastly smile, pretending to joke, ”I have got plenty to eat here--I can eat muskeeters.”

The air was black with 'em, I couldn't deny it.

”The muskeeters will eat you, more likely,” says I. ”Look at your face and hands; they are all covered with 'em.”

”Yes, they have eat considerable of a dinner out of me, but I don't begrech 'em. I hain't small enough, nor mean enough, I hope, to begrech 'em one good meal.”

Miss Bobbet started off in search of her wild turnip, and after she had got out of sight Josiah whispered to me with a savage look and a tone sharp as a sharp ax:

”Can't you bring forty or fifty more wimmen up here? You couldn't come here a minute, could you, without a lot of other wimmen tight to your heels?”

I begun to see daylight, and after Miss Bobbet had got her wild turnip and some spignut, I made some excuse to send her on ahead, and then Josiah told me all about why he had gone off by himself alone, and why he had been a-settin' in such a curious position all the time since we had come in sight of him.

It seems he had set down on that bottle of rossberry jell. That red stripe on the side wasn't hardly finished, as I said, and I hadn't fastened my thread properly, so when he got to pullin' at 'em to try to wipe off the jell, the thread started, and bein' sewed on a machine, that seam jest ripped from top to bottom. That was what he had walked off sideways toward the woods for. But Josiah Allen's wife hain't one to desert a companion in distress. I pinned 'em up as well as I could, and I didn't say a word to hurt his feelin's, only I jest said this to him, as I was fixin' 'em--I fastened my gray eye firmly, and almost sternly onto him, and says I:

”Josiah Allen, is this pleasure?” Says I, ”You was determined to come.”

”Throw that in my face agin, will you? What if I was? There goes a pin into my leg! I should think I had suffered enough without your stabbin'

of me with pins.”