C51 (2/2)

[President of society: Darwin. Chen]

”Fellow student, I'm not done yet. These people are among us, everywhere. However, the special abilities they possess can be achieved by ordinary people. This is the great goal of our society.”

The girl sitting in front of him had black hair and looked to be Asian. Her embarrassed cancer was written all over her face, and she kept nodding subconsciously, ”Yah …” ”So powerful …”

So it was a Japanese girl. I finally understood why she could listen to Fatty's nonsense and live for so long.

Real Japanese girls are so polite that they hardly leave or interrupt before someone else is done talking. Their three main catchphrases were:

”Kawai, nah ~”

”So powerful ~”

”So delicious ~”

Translating it into Chinese was the same as saying, ”Oh.”

This Japanese girl in front of me, I guarantee that she would have left ten minutes ago.

”You can read minds?” I asked the fat man.

”I don't know Mind Reading …”

Before the fat man could finish, I stood up to leave.

”This student!” Wait a moment! ” When Fatty saw that I was about to leave, he panicked. ”Although I don't know Mind Reading, I really do have a special ability!”

”Oh?” I turned to look at him.

”You'll know soon enough …” Fatty smiled mysteriously at me. ”Come back and sit …”

”What are the names of the two ladies?” Fatty asked as he took out two bottles of cola from under the table. He first shoved one into the Japanese girl's hand.

The little sister's face immediately turned red, making it even more embarrassing for her to leave.

”Sa... ”Sayaka...”

So it turns out that the Japanese girl was called Sayaka, and was also an eleventh grade student like me.

”Aiya, you're the first Japanese to be interested in our association!”

Sayaka laughed awkwardly.

”Then what's your name?” The fat man turned to me.

”Aunt Rong, Guarga, the lady with the yellow and white flag.” I rolled my eyes.

”% ampoo *% $...” ”Is that so?” Fatty's tongue could not even move back.

”Yes, my name is rather long.”

I don't want to tell you my name. Do you think I'm stupid? I thought.

”Let me formally introduce you. My name is Dick Pound, and I'm the spiritual mentor of the Special Function Society …” The fat guy said proudly as he touched his chest.

”Pu, pu.”

Sayaka's face reddened, and at the same time, we revealed inconceivable smiles.

Dick means chicken in English, Pound means mash.

He didn't know when others called him, but he knew that it wouldn't hurt.

The fat guy ignored us, but lost something in the laptop beside us. After a while, he let out a sigh of relief.

”Alright, I've already registered your names in the school society's file. Congratulations on officially becoming our members.”

Sayaka and I opened our eyes wide at the same time: Who said that we would enter the society after sitting down for a cup of cola?

Fortunately, I said it was a fake name, so it doesn't matter. I stood up to go.

”Wangwangwang Student, your name is also registered ~ ~ If you push your club out, it will affect the annual examination and your reputation ~ ~” Fatty grinned evilly as he looked at us both. ”Our school doesn't have many Asians. It's not hard to find your profile picture in the register ~”

Before my eyes could spew fire, the fatty hurriedly said with a fawning expression,

Our society doesn't need to take any performance exams or ring matches, and we don't need to write any reports. We have enough pizza drinks, salads, hot dogs, swimming pool parties twice a month in the summer, skiing once a month in the winter, and traveling to the club for free at the end of term.

It still sounded a little attractive.

I looked at Sayaka and she looked at me.

”Don't go, we won't be able to recruit anyone this year. The society will be dissolved soon …” Fatty squeezed his eyes with a sorrowful expression.

With a sigh, we sat down again. Who knew that before we could even sit down and warm up, the fatty would knock us all over again.

”Since everyone is having such a good time, then let's hand over the society's annual fees! Girls get a fifty percent discount for one person!”

You even need to pay an annual fee?

Didn't they say that no one was willing to join and that it would close down soon? How dare you ask for an annual fee!

”Two hundred and eight?” The Gourmet Society next door only got 150 yuan! ”

”This student, science is priceless!”

I took my change bag out of my schoolbag and threw a ten on the table. ”So much money, two people.”

Fatty accepted the money without thinking. He also took out two bags of potato chips from under the table and gave it to Sayaka and me.

”How can a pseudoscience like yours form a society?” I asked contemptuously as I bit into my potato chips.

”This student, your words are wrong,” the fatty said as he pointed to a man wearing a white robe and holding a Bible in his hand, who was wearing a halo. ”Even Christianity can form societies, so why can't we use special abilities?”

”Dick's dad is an honorary director of this school. He can do anything he wants.” An Asian boy wearing black-rimmed glasses came up from behind and interrupted us. He sat down next to the fat man.

He glanced at Sayaka and I, and snorted.

”Chinese?”

Sayaka did not react.

”Ugh …” ”Un …” I nodded unconsciously.

”My name is Chen Yi, you can call me Darwin.” He spoke to me in standard Mandarin.

So he was the chairman.

”Are you ready?” Dick asked Darwin, who nodded.

Dick suddenly took out a loud speaker from his backpack, and his ear-piercing voice almost made Sayaka and I fall onto the ground:

”Gentlemen! Ladies! To welcome the new members of our Special Function Society, me! DickPound! ”I've decided to show you my special abilities in the auditorium after school today!”

Everyone in the playground looked at us.

I feel like a retard.