C52 (1/2)
It had to be said that DickPound's shout had some effect. There were seventy to eighty people in the Great Hall, and most of them were low level students.
Fatty pointed to the two stools by the side of the stage and said, ”The new members need to sit over there.”
With that, he ran into the backstage.
From the moment Sayaka sat on the stage, her face had turned completely red. The Japanese girls were actually not as cheerful as what was written in the comic books. Fatty asking her to sit on the stage while facing so many people was no different from killing her.
”Sayaka, have you always been studying in this school?”
I wanted to help her relax and find something to say.
”Yeah, I enrolled on September 6th last fall.” Sayaka immediately answered my question in all seriousness.
”...”
”...”
I didn't know what to say either, so the two of them fell into an awkward silence.
”Do you like Japanese food?” I have another problem.
F * ck, I'm such a retard. Isn't this the same as asking a Chinese if he likes to eat?
”...” ”Right.”
”Then what do you like to eat? Sushi? Stabbing? Lamian? ” I rolled my eyes and walked further and further down the stupid road.
”...” ”Right.”
Well, I've said all the Japanese words of my life, Sushi, Sashimi, Ramen, they're my favorite.
The only word that remained was' Ya Baa Die '.
”...” Wang, you are Chinese? ” Sayaka hesitated for a long time before asking me.
”Yeah, do I look like a Japanese?”
”I really like Chinese culture …” Sayaka suddenly said in Chinese.
Even though the pronunciation is not standard, I am still shocked.
”Why do you speak Chinese?”
”Nine Degrees Mom and Dad (I'm sorry), I started my junior high school and attended Chinese cram class, as well as Spanish and Latin cram class …” Sayaka's face flushed again. ”We'll go to the city district for music and painting lessons on weekends …”
”A bookworm!” I was shocked again. ”What time do you have to learn every day?”
”... Un, I usually don't go to sleep until 2 PM … ”My choice is to go to Harvard …” Sayaka whispered.
In order to apply for Ivy, besides their usual school results, all of their specialties were to be added.
”Sayaka, you're too amazing.” I sincerely sighed, ”If I had to study like this every day, I would have died from exhaustion long ago!”
”Rice in a wok (I'm sorry) …” Sayaka immediately covered his face in embarrassment.
”Friends!” ”Welcome to the special ability association's home ground!”
The auditorium went dark, and a bunch of chasing lights fell on Fatty. He had changed into a Chinese robe, and a monk hat appeared on his head in the middle of the stage.
”All kinds of special abilities have a mysterious power acting from behind. This power comes from the vast universe, and has existed on Earth for billions of years. Today, I will witness the miracle of humanity together with everyone! ”
Did this kid really have some sort of special ability?
I swallowed.
Sayaka leaned towards me in fear, as she subconsciously tightened her sweaty palms.
”Everyone, please look at the poker card in my hand —” Fatty took out a Peach K. ”When I activate my special ability —”
Fatty closed his hands and rubbed them together. Then, he opened his hands again, and the K's of the Red Peach became K's of the Black Peach.
”When humans master the secrets of the universe …” He then took out an orange. ”They can release energy to control external affairs, including moving objects with their will …”
The tangerine in Fatty's hand slowly left his hand and floated in the air.
”...” to make objects disappear from our space -- ”
Before the fatty could finish his words, Tangerine suddenly vanished into the air.
”Suucer with (so powerful) —” Sayaka opened her eyes wide in disbelief.
”— This kind of ability isn't something that you can never climb. After daily practice, you can —”
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the fatty rose up from the stage!
”— Break away from the gravity and become a higher level creature …”
”Clang!”
I heard a loud crash, and the floor shook beneath my feet.
The fat guy fell to the ground with his butt facing the sky.
”Do you know how dangerous it is to hoist a steel wire here?” The Dean of Education appeared from the backstage, ”I knew you would come here this year, so I came here specifically to take a look. Last year, you pretended that the King of Ten Thousand Magnets didn't get electrocuted enough?”
Dick rubbed his ass and stood up. Under his butt was a pile of poker cards and a crushed orange.
The audience looked at the three of us as if they had eaten shit.
My face, goodbye.
My IQ, goodbye.
My youth running under the setting sun. Goodbye.
Students! I'm really not crazy!
Is it too late to pretend to be sleepwalking? Can you pretend that I'm your twin sister? Is there a hole in the ground where you can get in?
What is the fastest way to commit suicide?
If life can be rebuilt,