162 filler ark (2/2)
”Furr baby's are real baby's to!”
”Kay but stil-”
”Mary don't make out with my mom and mother how dare you cheat on dad he's missing!”
*lily and Nero look at each other*
”That's wher-”
”Nero I'll stab you if you finish that sentence let me at least pretend that the in laws are better then my fam”
”....Kay but with what though your unarmed and can't use your powers”
”I'll bite chu!”
”...you angry little chipmunk aww”
*small grr's at Nero*
Meanwhile
”Please refren from guns in the vacinity of the demon baby's my sons are walking death traps”
”I can't die not sure bout mom and Mary lot could have happened to them since I left”
”I ain't no ones mama!!!”
”Stop calling me Mary!!!!”
”I thought she was the designated group mom....”
”I am but I hate it when they mistake me for Eva”
”So you are mama”
”Yes but no but also grand baby's”
*V exe stopped working.*
V stares into the void while the three bickered which they are all unaware they just accidentally gave him an existential crisis.
*thud*
”I want what he's having”
”Daughter of arkham did you fornicate with my mother”
”Bitch she ain't your mommy! Wait wait did you trap your brother in hell to steal his life?”
”...no but that's an amazing plan Mary”
”Shit forget what I said you evil baby!”
”Did the frilly kid tell you about the playground incident?”
”Yes”
”Fuck”
”That just proves you are and will always be a evil baby get away from our adoptive brats and my tiny sister in law right now I have a grande!”
”Babe what?!”
”I have no fear for the only thing that can kill me is my brother and maybe my spawn....and that thing on the ground”
*V laying on the ground having a existential crisis he raised his arm up with the finger then let's his arm fall back to the floor*
”..I'll set all the books on fire”
”You bitch you wouldn't”
”Babe get the fire”
*trish opens a lighter*
”I have fire now what also babe nico made me a lighter outta a perfume roll on”
”Oooo I want one”
”After we torment this one cuz I'm no Eva”
”....-.- you petty demon whore”
”Da fuck you call my wife?”
”Your married to my mothers clone?! Oh no lesbians everywhere jk I don't care I only care that she looks exactly like my mother”
”He learned a acronym in proud”
”Trish hon this is feeding his confusion”
”I can't not group mom that's my thing! Just no Eva”
”...Kay so burn books or and here's where we try to talk shit out...how about you give him a three month period before you start making out with your kids best friend”
”....two months”
”Three you tried to kill me and Dante and the mortal realm”
”Fine...-.-”
”Babe can I burn something it's already on”
”....go set some news paper on fire no one likes that shit”
”No set the recycling on fire”
*both*
”You read that shit?”
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”Yes-.- actually no the spawn likes the comics”
”He's dading! I'll go burn trash like a sexy hobo”
”I'll get marshmallows”
*Vergil kicks floor V*
”Burnt mellow there's mini you's to consume”
”....that burn or joke was terrible let me have my mental breakdown in peace I blame you for this!”
”...I don't miss those”
*shadow licks v's face*
Meanwhile
”Nero I smell hobo fire are there hobos on the sidewalk?”
”How we're inside?”
”I don't know honestly I'm not using any powers but sometimes my sensitive gets outta wack”
”Neat Ima be a man and scare some homeless people off your property”
”Thanks bro give them food maybe they'll be nice and leave!”
”I was gonna threaten em with violence but that's much nicer...weres the never mind I'll grab leftovers from the fridge”