162 filler ark (1/2)
Patty ended up leaving before Nero showed up he looked terrified like he'd just seen a ghost
”You ok?”
My little Cerberus hopped off my lap to check on Nero
”Why the fuck are you asking me that?! Idiot your the one I'm panicked about you were no where to be found and my place looks like something out of an insane asylum horror flick! What happened?!”
Cerberus made a little yip and then a little grrr at Nero
”Shit sorry lil buddy...”
*Nero handed him a treat out of his pocket*
”To be honest Nero I can't remember anything but the call and then Vergil caught me before I tripped over the guard rail”
(I ain't bringing up the fact his dad kissed me...it isn't a lie but I just wanna ignore the whole thing)
”you almost died and you can't remember shit ok how should I attach a go pro to you since your a walking target who can't remember her attacker?”
”Idk ask nico but I'd rather get gps then a go pro what if I gotta pee”
”Lily everyone pees but yeah invasion of privacy but still I can't have anyone else leaving me alright? Where's ver- I mean Dad”
”Don't know I've just been chilling with my buddy and watching anime cuz shit hit the fan”
”...v's gone to I swear to god if they're fighting again”
”Not gonna lie if they do all the time there won't be much of red grave left”
”Yeah true I'm having nico install a shit ton of servalince camera...what happened to your arms?”
”Don't know when I came to my nails were missing and covered in blood plush my arms are brushed to heck and there's a few cuts”
”...I swear if I still trusted priests I'd call one right now”
”Was he a pedo?”
”...i get what your guessing but no demon shit”
”Ooo demon priest cult”
”Yes”
(I have no idea what she's imagining but that's three solid points)
Just then v came back
”I found the strip club”
*lily stares at v while Nero goes full Dante and doesn't seem as panicked as before*
”Aw shit which way do u swing?”
”I'm straight as a knife but that's not a finding from the strip club”
*nero winks*
Griffin flaps in and lands on v's arm
”I messed with a crime scene hahaaa”
”Son don't be proud of setting a dead body on fire”
”He set a dead stripper on fire?”
”An electrical fire”
”He's proud of bad things I don't approve of it. I think he's the physical embodiment of your fathers late madness with the mundus incident. I still don't know what the good boys are...”
”...was my dad a fun guy when he went off his rocker?”
”Nope but his head sure was~”
*Shadow has joined in on the snuggle session with lily and Cerberus*
lily looks like she's in heaven
”Therapy pets are great I can feel the bad stuff going faaaar away”
”Griffin look at your brother see be a good b-...did u just shit on me?”
*nero breaks out laughing*
”Don't encourage him!”
*griffon steals v's cane and starts flying around taunting v*
During this chaos lady and trish came in
”Hey babe should we help him?”
Lady shrugs she thought lily got herself in some deep shit a few seconds after finding out Dantes stuck in hell but to her it looks like nothing major has happened. But seeing Neros place a few minutes ago she knows that's not the cash.
”Leave em be I think we should just set up some wards and be on our way”
”...That's fine and dandy but to be fair I only know the basic hexes and good luck charms”
”...then we got a problem I thought you knew witch craft”
”I do but I don't know a lot...”
”You know how your kinda actrected to souls not the whole thing when picking a lover...”
”...where you going with this?”
”...you don't think vergils never mind”
”...oh ooo dam Nero get the chastity belt Lily's ass is in danger”
*Lady steps on Trish's foot*
”...can't you be suddle?”
”I legit don't get what that is”
”Don't worry sweetie”
*ominous aura eminenting from lady*
*Nero just picked lily up and dragged her to another room*
”Bro I'm a adult”
”Don't matter still kinda got kyire brain”
”I'm not ginger”
”I mean that literally”
”...what's that mean?”
”Your still sweet and I don't wanna mess you up cuz he'd kill me”
”...:3aes to that)
*They both here gunshots from the other room and followed by all the dam pets freakin out*
”Nero the furr baby's!”
”Easy you got real ones”
*holding her back*
*lily gasps*