Chapter 2 (2/2)

Then one by one, hands are raised. All because Deer had to go and say unnecessary things.

There’s no avoiding the questions, so I decide to vaguely respond to end this farce. Why is the Deer friggen’ deciding who gets to ask questions. And why is it always the guy with the normal face and nothing unusual about him!

“I heard you’re interested in cooking. What kinds of things do you like to make?”

“I can do some rudimentary home cooking.”

“Can you make sweets?”

“Normal ones.”

“What are your favorite foods and drinks?”

“Coffee.”

“Do you have any other interests?”

“If I had to say, probably reading?”

“Do you have a boyfriend?”

“I don’t.”

“Then what type of guy do you like?”

“I don’t.”

“Please go out with me!”

“No. (read: f.u.c.k you).”

“Can I call you Nee-sama!?(read: can I enter a lesbian relations.h.i.+p with you).”

“Please call me something else. (read: We will make beautiful children).”

… … This has gone on far too long.

It should be obvious. Please do something.

“Sensei, isn’t this enough?”

“Oh, yeah, that’s good enough.”

Geez, there’s too much depraved people here.

Oh, so the next person is my neighbor who resembles the sun. I wonder what kind of girl she is.

“Umm…Kaburagi Kiho…is my name! I like eating! Um, so, I’d like it if my neighbor Katagiri-san would would make some sweets for me! And I hope we can become good friends!”

… … Make it yourself!

And what kind of introduction was that!? Make it yourself!

Thanks to Kaburagi-san, now the guys are in a uproar saying, “Make me some too!!”

Yeah, no way. Absolutely not. Who would ever make you filthy guys things like food?

Although I’ll make and deliver sweets to cute girls, you b.a.s.t.a.r.ds and everyone like you can go to h.e.l.l.

Afterwards, Deer-sensei manages to reign the cla.s.s in, and we continue the introductions which had been derailed.

By the way, that guy cool guy who I said looked like he played soccer was theZenchuu Scoring King. That guy who I said was like a warrior with the shaved head was apparently j.a.pan’s best pitcher in the Little Senior League.

‘Heaven doesn’t give two gifts,’ is a lie. The proof was right in front of me.

“Hey~hey~, Katagiri-san, I’m Kaburagi Kiho! Please to meet you!~”

The introductions were over. So let’s go home…or not. My neighbor Kaburagi-san came to talk to me.

Gosh. Dat smile when she said “pleased to meet you.” She’s smiling at me. So cuteee. If she smiles when it’s raining, the sun would come out. I have no idea what I just said. Calm down.

“I’m Katagiri Sora. Likewise, it’s a pleasure, Kaburagi-san.”

On the inside, I’m really nervous. I’m not a very eloquent person. It’s frustrating.

I try my best to smile. *Smile* Yeah, it’s impossible for me to smile so brightly like her. It’s embarra.s.sing.

“Please call me Kiho! And I want to call you Sora in return…but is that no good?” (Note: First name sans honorifics is a very intimate way of calling each other.”

AAAAAAA, I CAN’T STAND THIS CUTENESS! How is it possible for something this cute to exist! No Good? Hah! And that slight tilting of the head when she said that!

“Yeah. No problem. Nice to meet you, Kiho.”

Suddenly saying her name like that is embarra.s.sing but whatever. I’ll do anything for this cute creature.

“Eh~hehe. Pleasure to meet you, Sora!”

… … There’s no way I can smile that that.

Afterwards, while heading towards the school entrance, we swap e-mail addresses. I see my mom just then, so we separate.

“Looks like you made a friend already.”

On the way home, my mom tacitly inquires.

Indeed that is the case. I got along with a girl whose smile is like the sun.

“Yeah, just one though.”

“That’s great though. You sure have great communication skills. Even though you’re so restless inside.

“What are you saying mom? Aren’t I calm on the outside?”

“That doesn’t hide the fact you know.”

…….d.a.m.n. There’s no way I can express my love of cute girls on the outside. I can’t if I want to live an orderly life with a proper outward appearance. I’ve already done that my past life.

Well, whatever. I’ve started out strong today. By that I mean that I admired some cute girls.

Ah, that doesn’t mean I’ll let cute girls get surrounded by guys though.

I’ll protect them from the sinister fangs of those guys, and they’ll come to love me while I’m protecting them. My plan is flawless.

Also, since I’ve gotten this body, I have yet to experience the pa.s.sionate embrace from a girl, but love and to love are two different things.

While thinking nonsense like that, I make my way home.

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