Part 38 (1/2)
HE--Time and tide wait for no man.
SHE--No, but a woman will.
Sing not to me of falling dew Upon the purple hills, For I am worried far too much By falling due of bills.
”You say his wife's a brunette? I thought he married a blonde.”
”He did, but she dyed.”
”Miss Prim is a very proper young lady.”
”Yes; she wouldn't even accompany a young man on the piano without a chaperon.”
”He's quite a star as an after dinner speaker, isn't he?”
”Star? He's a regular moon. He becomes brighter the fuller he gets.”
d.i.c.k--”Do you think you'll have much trouble in popping the question?”
TOM--”No, I think I'll have more trouble in questioning the pop.”
What do you think of Windig?
He reminds me of a river.
What's the answer?
The biggest part of him is his mouth.
Here is a chestnut your ire arouses, So often it's brought to your minds, ”People who live in gla.s.s houses”