Part 37 (1/2)
”What makes your sister so stout now, she used to be very thin?”
”She's working down in a photographer's.”
”Why, how does that make any difference?”
”Well, she's in the developing room most of the time.”
JACK--”Are you a suitor for Miss Juliet's hand?”
TOM--”Yes; but I didn't.”
”Didn't what?”
”Suit her.”
”What's the matter with Smith?”
”Why?”
”He goes along as abstractedly as though he were drunk and were seeing double.”
”He is. They have twins at his home.”
Business men who marry their typewriter girls are apt to find that the young women are not so ready to submit to dictation after the wedding.
The first impulse of the young married man, on being presented with his first baby, is to give it a-weigh.
MRS. B.--Have you seen the new dance called ”The Automobile?”