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Part 16 (1/2)
”Did you have any pale ale?”
”No; we didn't have the pail.”
A cement maker advertises that his cement is strong enough to mend the break of day.
Rowley Powley, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry.
But _entre nous_, that legend of yore Only tells half; they cried for more!
”Are you the photographer?”
”Yes sir.”
”Do you take children's pictures?”
”Yes sir.”
”How much do you charge?”
”Three dollars a dozen.”
”Well, I have to see you again. I've only got eleven.”
THE MAN--Edison's a wonder, isn't he?
THE MAID--I don't think so! You can't turn his incandescent lights down low.
”When were walking-sticks first invented?”
”When?”