Part 15 (1/2)

To-morrow never comes, they say; But all such talk is idle gush, For when we have a debt to pay To-morrow gets there with a rush.

”Did you go into any of the New York restaurants?”

”No. I got into what I thought was one and I heard a feller call for Saratoga chips and I knew 'twas a gamblin'-den and got out quick.”

”The word 'reviver' spells the same backwards and forwards.”

It was the frivolous man who spoke.

”Can you think of another?”

The serious man scowled up from his newspaper.

”Tut-tut!” he cried contemptuously.

And they rode on in silence.

I hear they're going to change the name of Central Park to Orchard Park.

Why, how is that?

Well, there are so many pears (pairs) found under the trees.

TOM--”I understand that Cholly went hunting the other day. What did he hit?”

d.i.c.k--”Nothing.”

HARRY--”Why, I heard he shot himself in the foot.”

d.i.c.k--”That's what I said.”

”Two wrongs don't make a right.”