Part 8 (2/2)

”They jumped on the scales and gave themselves a weigh.”

”You own your own house, don't you?”

”I used to.”

”Have you sold it?”

”No, I haven't sold it.”

”Then how is it you don't own it?”

”Well, you see, we have company most of the time.”

”Mike, d' I ever tell ye the story about the dirty window?”

”You did not. Tell me about it.”

”No use--you couldn't see through it.”

A lady noticed a boy sprinkling salt on the sidewalk to take off the ice, and remarked to a friend, pointing to the salt:

”Now, that's true benevolence.”

”No, it ain't,” said the boy, somewhat indignant, ”it's salt.”

TEACHER--Thomas, can you tell me which battle Nelson was killed in?

TOMMY (after a moment's reflection)--I think it was his last.

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