Chapter 29 - Hidden Ploy Successful (2/2)
The thing which ambushed them from the back was Han Ling Feng’s magical tool, shadowless needles which specialise in the breaking of defensive spells.
As Gu Long and Xuan Wu heard that, they were almost angered to death. An accident? Can one be so accurate in an accident? All the major acupoints were hit accurately. Besides, that’s a magical tool! A magical tool is controlled by the spiritual sense of the owner, and will hit wherever it is instructed to. How can there be an error? Han Ling Feng was obviously seeking amus.e.m.e.nt from the both of them by saying so!
“Junior sister Han, both of us brothers have never offended you before. Why must you harm us as such?” Gu Long asked with indignation.
“Originally, you did not offend me. But why did you suddenly want to harm my dual cultivation partner?” Han Ling Feng helplessly shrugged her shoulders and added “Junior sister does not want to be a widow yet. So I can only let the both of you down!”
“What?!” Gu Long and Xuan Wu were flabbergasted. Gu Long could not help but exclaim “Cultivation couple? You, with that pig? This, how is this possible?”
“Junior sister Han, have you gone crazy? Such a lecherous fatty like Song Zhong, how can he hold a candle to you?” Xuan Wu also said in shock “ This, isn’t this a flower being stuck in cow dung?”
Han Ling Feng just rolled her eyes and did not know how to explain it.
Little Fatty however, blew up and raged “Shut up, I am ravis.h.i.+ngly handsome, elegant, stylish, smart, attractive, and the most eligible bachelor in the world! In what way am I not worthy of her?”
Gu Long and Xuan Wu almost fainted because of the wave of compliments which Little Fatty spammed. However, they quickly reacted and scolded “Nonsense, you’re just a lecherous fatty! You can’t even compare to us, what’s so good about you?”
“The truth triumphs over your arguments!” Little Fatty rolled his eyes at them then hugged Han Ling Feng over. He then said proudly “Baby, tell them how strong I am~”
Han Ling Feng did not know to laugh or cry over Little Fatty’s puerile temper. But in order to protect Little Fatty’s face, she still cooperated and said “The strength of my husband, is a champion within the galaxy. Trash such as Gu Long and Xuan Wu, are not even fit to give flattery!”
“En~” Little Fatty immediately nodded in satisfaction. He then delightfully said to the two people on the floor “Heard that? Two brainless idiots!”
Gu Long and Xuan Wu were angered silly. They looked at Han Ling Feng and Little Fatty with extreme frustration. In the end, they gritted their teeth and said four words “Adulterous husband, lascivious wife!”
“I have to clarify something, between Senior sister Han and I, we are mutually in love and have a pure relations.h.i.+p. We are not considered adulterous or lascivious!” Little Fatty then laughed coldly and said “However, in order to get your hands on my spiritual stones, the both of you attempted to plot against me behind my back. This is a genuinely despicable, adulterous and lowly person!”
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