Chapter 30: The Disaster (1/2)

Chapter 30: The Disaster

“Bulls.h.i.+t, you are obviously the one who ambushed us this time!” Gu Long enraged.

“But if you didn’t intend to harm others, how would you have fallen into my trap so easily? Everything can only be blamed on your ruthlessness, not others!” Little Fatty then shook his head and said, “Forget it, I have nothing much to say to two dead people. Monkey~”

“Fatty bro, yes?” Little Monkey immediately answered.

“Go and take care of the remains of the 4-eyed snake. You can also take the inheritance of those two idiots. You can have half a share of the 4-eyed snake’s materials, but the other things must be given to senior sister Han. This is what I promised her!” Little Fatty instructed.

“Oh, understood!” As Monkey heard, he immediately answered excitedly and ran over to take care of the 4-eyed snake’s corpse. This time, he only accompanied them to travel here and did not do anything. But he gained half the resources of a 4-eyed snake just like that. This was worth a few hundred spiritual stones, so how would he not be elated?

Regarding Little Fatty making the decision, Han Ling Feng was not unhappy in the slightest. This round, she only threw a handful of shadowless needles, and she managed to obtain the belongings of two experts. You have to know, Gu Long and Xuan Wu had cultivated for dozens of years and were really wealthy. Adding their magical tool, equipment, and other items, they each had a wealth of about 200,000 spiritual stones. Comparatively speaking, the meagre resources of the 4-eyed snake, in her eyes, it was not worth much. Thus, she generously said, “I only need Gu Long and Xuan Wu’s items, as for the 4-eyed snake materials, you can give it all to Monkey!”

“Ah ah, you’re really generous!” Little Fatty smiled slightly and said, “Hurry and thank senior sister Han!”

“Hehe, thank you, senior sister!” Monkey excitedly said and then started skinning the 4-eyed snake. Such dirty work was really not suited for a female cultivator.

However, at this moment, Gu Long and Xuan Wu who were seen by Little Fatty as dead people were not willing to give up. They looked at each other for a moment before laughing maniacally. Gu Long then shouted: “Darn fatty, b.i.t.c.h Han, do you guys think that you have won? Haha, you’re really naive, even if we die, we will pull you along together with us!”

“That’s right, all of you can accompany me to h.e.l.l!” Xuan Wu also shouted.

As the both of them were talking, they each took out a fist sized bottle and threw it towards the direction of the three of them.

However, because they had completely lost their Qi, they had the strength of ordinary people only. Thus, the bottle which they threw out was not very fast. Little Fatty reacted in time and shot out his flying sword. He first destroyed the bottle, then beheaded the two of them.

However, Monkey’s side was a little more troublesome. Because he was in the midst of settling the 4-eyed snake, thus he was facing away from Gu Long and Xuan Wu. He was not alert and thus got hit by the bottle.

A crack sound could be heard, and the bottle was smashed opened. A white sticky liquid flew out and splattered all over Monkey. At the same time, a fishy stench emanated as well.

(Editor: White sticky liquid... fishy... is that what I think it is O_o)

“Monkey, how are you?” Little Fatty saw it and was shocked. He immediately rushed over to Monkey’s side and asked out of concern. It was obvious that Little Fatty thought that it was a deadly poison.

Monkey looked at Little Fatty blankly then frowned and said, “Fatty bro, I’m alright. This, this doesn’t look like poison.” As he was talking, he wiped a portion of the liquid, inspected it with his Qi and said: “It indeed isn’t poisonous!”

“En? Strange, why would they throw this if there wasn’t any poison? Don’t tell me they threw the wrong thing?” Little Fatty asked in doubt.