Chapter 496 - Wave after wave of destruction! (1/2)

Chapter 496: Wave after wave of destruction!

The mood of the audience in the studio was. .h.i.tting a fever pitch!

On the internet, the viewers were also getting excited!

The audience were liking what they saw and couldn't help but applaud. They felt that Zhang Ye was really spot on with his scolding. Those who knew Zhang Ye well knew that his path to where he was now hadn't been easy. He had been detained in a police station before and had also been banned by the Beijing Television Station, in Shanghai, and by the SARFT. Up till here, Zhang Ye was left with no choice but to partake in the crosstalk compet.i.tion. He did not even offend anyone, yet a bunch of crosstalk actors were calling for his boycott and to get him banned. Were they not forcing him into a corner? If this happened to anyone other than him, they would probably not stand for it too, so of course he had to scold them back. He needed to turn everything upside down like a caught fish would attempt to break the net it was caught in!

Zhang Ye threw up his hands in resignation and said, ”And so, whenever I see anyone scolding me or some expert trying to educate me, I will basically just ignore them. With all of this said, I have gained such penetrating insight that I can even use it to see past the mosaics in a censored, R-rated video!”

The audience roared together, ”Yi!”

Yao Jiancai said, ”Wow, so you've watched a lot of those videos?”

Zhang Ye nodded and looked at him, ”I will return them to you soon.”

”Ah?” Yao Jiancai stared at him and said, ”I lent them to you?”

The audience laughed, ”Hahahahaha!”

Below the stage, Tian Bin was also thoroughly enjoying himself and laughing till he cramped up!

Only a few male and female youths, whose hair were dyed with bright colors, did not laugh. They were trying to create trouble from where they were seated, not far from the stage.

A red-haired youth shouted, ”Get down from the stage!”

Another youth with green hair shouted, ”What the heck are you saying!”

”What kind of lousy crosstalk is this!” said the group of 6-7 people. They were all shouting and there was even someone who was clearly a Chinese citizen yelling something in Korean. He even put on a smug look after doing so as he knew only that group could understand while everyone else did not get it. He seemed to feel a sense of superiority in doing so.

The noise kept coming from the group of people and it was very high pitched and disturbing to the others. Many of the audience members looked at them unhappily, thinking who the heck they were and who invited them? Looking at their dressing, it definitely had to be Lee Anson or some Korean celebrity's fans. The audience knew that not only the crosstalk world's members were scolding Zhang Ye on the internet. The ones who were the most aggressive in scolding were the Koreans and their fans. All of these people hated Zhang Ye to the bone.

In front, Tang Dazhang, Xu Wenxiang, and some other crosstalk actors all turned around to check out who those people were. If they tried this during another group's crosstalk performance, they would definitely be unhappy. After all, someone was performing, the least you could do is give some respect, but as the current performer was Zhang Ye, these crosstalk actors felt rather good when they saw that some people were making trouble for him. It did not feel like they were being disrespectful at all.

On the stage.

Yao Jiancai heard the commotion and his eyebrows twitched.

Everyone became quiet for a moment as the atmosphere in the studio changed.

Zhang Ye looked at those people below the stage and smiled at them. He did not seem like he was affected at all and even spontaneously added a joke, ”We will still need to get back to the topic on elegance versus vulgarity.”

Yao Jiancai said, ”Yes.”

Zhang Ye smiled and said, ”What do some people think being elegant is about?”

Yao Jiancai was a little stumped, thinking why he did not follow the script? Still, he reacted very quickly and asked, ”What is it about?”

Zhang Ye answered, ”Being crazy about foreign things and obsequious to the foreigners!”

”Huh?” said Yao Jiancai.

Zhang Ye said sarcastically, ”To act like foreigners, saying that foreign products are all good and elegant, there are those who adore the Koreans or j.a.panese, hur hur. To be honest, in the past those countries were all tribute nations to our country. Year after year, they would send tributes and pay homage to us. When their royal families had a child, they would send them here to be political hostages, but now, our people are putting them on a pedestal and wors.h.i.+ping their people?”

Tian Bin was clapping hard from where he was seated!

Yao Jiancai bitterly smiled, ”There's a rise in such behavior, yes.”

Zhang Ye said, ”Sometimes, I can't stand to see such behavior. Those children are all learning from these people and styling their hair in such atrocious ways. Like puffy updo’s, pixie cuts, or bob cuts. Then they dye streaks of red and white and red and white, making it look like kimchi!”

Yao Jiancai laughed and said, ”Hai, they do that so that they can show that they're true Hallyu fans.”

Many of the members of the audience were laughing hard at this!

Those Hallyu youths all stared up on stage. He was precisely describing the look of their hairstyles! After Zhang Ye was done scolding the crosstalk world, he came to scold them!

Zhang Ye kept on looking at them, ”Their pants have leg openings bigger than the waist opening. They wear size 41 shoes even though their feet are only size 36. When they blink with those extended lashes, pa, even their hats would fall off!”

Yao Jiancai said, ”Heh, the hat is too light.”

The audience was enjoying it too much. They looked over to those Hallyu fans who were trying to make trouble, wondering if they still dared to mess with Zhang Ye. Don't you know that fella is the leader amongst Professional Korean Insulters!? Trying to provoke him? Aren't you guys asking for it! However, many of the audience members and viewers were very interested in seeing how Zhang Ye would continue from there. Because in his ”Zhang Ye's Talk Show”, a lot of them had already seen how Zhang Ye scolded Korea in a talk show format, but since crosstalk and talk shows were different forms of art, the way of scolding would surely be different. Since they've never heard it before, they became really curious!

Indeed, Zhang Ye fulfilled everyone's wishes as he said, ”I heard that there are many talented people in Korea.”

Yao Jiancai said, ”There are definitely quite a few.”

Zhang Ye eyes brightened as he said, ”I heard that all of the world's talented people are Koreans. People like Buddha and Confucius are their people. I even heard that Teacher Yao belongs to their country.”

Yao Jiancai quickly gave a wave of his hand, ”I'm definitely not.”

Zhang Ye glanced at him, ”It would be good if you were. Since they do not know how good we are, if we were to send a few of our crosstalkers over to them, they would certainly cause the country to peris.h.!.+”

Yao Jiancai said, ”Oh boy, can a crosstalker really cause that much damage?”

When this joke came out, the audience immediately went into a crazed laughter. This was so good! This was too d.a.m.n f**king interesting! It seemed like Zhang Ye did not need to use a talk show style of scolding to insult the Koreans. He could do it in a crosstalk style as well! Not only that, he even managed to scold the crosstalk world together at the same time!

A few crosstalk actors. .h.i.t their seat arms in anger!

Those Hallyu fans' faces also turned red in anger!

Zhang Ye was not done speaking, ”I heard that Korea recently created a rocket which would carry some scientists and bring them all the way to the Sun.”