Chapter 495 - Scolding and scolding. Scolding all the way! (1/2)
Chapter 495: Scolding and scolding. Scolding all the way!
On the web.
Those watching the crosstalk compet.i.tion live stream were left stunned!
”Teacher Zhang is starting to become even more ruthless!”
”Haha, that bunch of people are really unlucky!”
”They really annoyed Teacher Zhang this time!”
”If Zhang Ye really starts to release the hooligan in him, no one can stop him!”
”Awesome! Well scolded! My frustrations are all vented now! There are so many terrible things in society and none of them have led the audience astray, so why would Teacher Zhang Ye's crosstalk do that? Aren’t they really just making a big fuss?”
”Supporting Zhang Ye!”
”They've said what I'm thinking!”
......
At the venue.
The audience was getting excited.
Zhang Ye said, ”If crosstalk is so powerful, why are we still researching missiles for? Why are we researching nuclear weapons and using an army for? We should just send a bunch of crosstalk actors and destroy anyone in our path!”
The audience was cheering him on!
”Great!”
”Well said!”
Zhang Ye continued on, ”Some people like to keep the word 'vulgar' hanging from their mouths to make themselves appear more elegant. The upper cla.s.ses of society that say that others are vulgar are just pretending to be confused. The expert scholars saying that others are vulgar are just sad...But I am sadder than that!” Amidst the applause from the audience, he said, ”When crosstalk actors say that others are vulgar, that is just a sign of jealousy! Jealousy! Hatred!”
The applause was ringing again!
”Hahaha!”
”Yi!”
The crosstalk artists nearly swore at this!
The crosstalk compet.i.tion partic.i.p.ants who had banded together to boycott Zhang Ye were also fuming!
Yao Jiancai smiled and said, ”Only between fellow peers would it be pure hatred.”
Zhang Ye said, ”I have a poem that perfectly describes the state of the crosstalk world now.”
Yao Jiancai said, ”Why don't you recite it for us?”
Zhang Ye began reciting, ”The frosty Winter looks forward to Spring.” This poem was a work of Zhang Ye a while ago and was t.i.tled ”Eight Things to Look Forward To”. When he recited up to that part, many of the audience members also followed and recited along with him. Zhang Ye also slowed down his recital and allowed everyone to recite it alongside him!
Audience: ”The beautiful looks forward to sugar daddies!”
Audience: ”The leisurely mistress looks forward to hooligans!”
Audience: ”The scholar studying at night looks forward to a female ghost!”
10 people......
50 people......
100 people......
The audience chanted along, creating a spectacular scene!
”A single old man looks forward to an aunt!”
”A person in acting looks forward to awards!”
For the final line, everyone dragged out their words along with Zhang Ye and shouted, ”A person in crosstalk looks forward to....the death! Of! His peers!” And then, everyone laughed evilly in unison. The timing and coordination of the audience and the duo were too good, thus everyone felt that they enjoyed it thoroughly!
Yao Jiancai said jubilantly, ”Wow, that was in perfect unison!”
As Zhang Ye had used that poem to scold the literary world before, it was rather well known. On top of that, it was easy to remember. Anyone who read it once or twice before would be able to memorize it. All of these reasons had helped create the spectacular scene in the studio!
Zhang Ye and the audience members were enjoying themselves, but for those crosstalk world members, they were so angry that they nearly wanted to bite someone. Zhang Ye, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d! After scolding us, you even led the audience to scold us all together with you? Aren't you being too wicked?! This audience were really going too far as well! Why were they following suit?!
Zhang Ye said, ”What is elegance? What is vulgarity?”
Yao Jiancai said, ”There are many people on the internet discussing about this right now.”
Zhang Ye said, ”Our crosstalk actors have already proclaimed that listening to a symphony makes you elegant while listening to music on the internet is vulgar.”
”Hai.” Yao Jiancai shook his head.
Zhang Ye said, ”If a celebrity lipsyncs, it is elegance, while self-promotional artists online are vulgar!”
Yao Jiancai laughed, ”They must be joking.”
Zhang Ye said, ”Viewing the human body is elegant, but cracking dirty jokes is vulgar!” followed by, ”Drinking coffee is elegant while eating garlic is....vulgar!”
”Yi!”
The audience was laughing out loudly. They had, of course, seen what Tang Dazhang and his disciple had written online last night, referring to Zhang Ye's works as raw garlic that was vulgar to the last bit!
Zhang Ye scolded, ”The great man taught us to say...Go to h.e.l.l, you little rascal son-of-a-gun!”
Yao Jiancai then said, ”Which great man taught us something like that?”
”My second uncle.” Zhang Ye said.
”Great!”
”Hahaha!”
”Go to h.e.l.l, son-of-a-gun!”
The audience followed along in the scolding!
Zhang Ye said, ”Let me reiterate on that. Elegance is not something that you can fake....” He emphatically added, ”Only being a grandson is something that you can fake!”
Tang Dazhang was seething and so angry that he wanted to leave the venue!
The other crosstalk actors were also witnessing that crosstalk could be delivered in such a manner for the first time during this compet.i.tion!
Zhang Ye continuously scolded, ”If you have the time to criticize, why don't you all go and practice your basic tongue-twisters instead? That is something which would be relevant to crosstalk instead of what you all have been doing.”
Yao Jiancai nodded, ”That's very true.”
Zhang Ye was getting more and more excited as he spoke, ”Sometimes when I see them faking it, I get angry too. Why don't they just pa.s.s their days peacefully rather than finding trouble wherever they go? After getting onto the public buses, isn’t it tiring enough to deal with the crowds? With a red face from all that squeezing, they still insist on taking out an English newspaper to read. Do you even know how to read English?!”
The audience laughed out, ”Hahaha!”
Zhang Ye said, ”And on the streets having a conversation, why do you need to speak half in Chinese and half in Englis.h.!.+”
Yao Jiancai asked, ”Really?”
Zhang Ye continued, ”Even while buying apples. h.e.l.lO ah, Sir. I will LOOK-LOOK ah. Your APPLE is two dollars for 3.5KGs?” With a change in his tone, he said, ”You're already buying rotten apples, why do you still need to show off! This is all I've got!”