Chapter 480 - Embodiment of Guo Degang! (1/2)
Chapter 480: Embodiment of Guo Degang!
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The discussion board beneath the live internet live broadcast page was stirring!
”Hahahaha!”
”Holy sh*t! It's so dazzling that becoming blind!”
”Who the f**k said Teacher Zhang Ye can't do crosstalk?”
”I can't take it anymore. Hahahaha! I'm already having st.i.tches from laughing! It's too funny! Teacher Zhang is too hilarious!
”Teacher Yao Jiancai is also great!”
”This young and old pairing is G.o.dly!”
”The two of them have so much chemistry! The burdens come one after another!”
”And did any of you notice? Zhang Ye's crosstalk is different from traditional crosstalk!”
”That's right. He does not give you a break at all. It's full of burdens from beginning to end. A second one comes just as the first ends. This skill is so f**king awesome! Previously, I was still of the idea that Teacher Zhang Ye did not know crosstalk, and did not look forward to it. Now, Teacher Zhang has once again opened our eyes! An awesome person is awesome no matter what! It seems like there's nothing Zhang Ye doesn't know how to do! To think he can do anything!”
”So interesting!”
”I love Teacher Zhang too much!”
”Just now, I found the other works in this crosstalk compet.i.tion not bad, but after f**king hearing Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's, I realized that bunch of crosstalk was just dogs.h.i.+t!”
”That's right!”
”Ditto+1!”
”Enough from me, I'll keep watching. This live broadcast was probably a mistake. When they realize it, we won't be able to watch it anymore.”
”It's fine, I already recorded it.”
”Me too. Such a cla.s.sic work has to be left as a momento.”
......
At this moment.
Central TV's Department 11 was already in chaos.
Phone calls from Central TV Headquarter's leaders came one after another. Phone calls from other related departments also came in!
Only then did Department 11's Director Chen Huo realize that something had gone wrong. After hanging up, he immediately felt pangs of fury. He ordered Secretary An and the person-in-charge, as well as eight others, that had to do with the crosstalk compet.i.tion, to see him!
”What are you all doing!?” Chen Huo said furiously.
The person-in-charge wiped his sweat and said, ”Director Chen, I...I was just following your instructions.”'
Chen Huo slammed the table, ”Bulls.h.i.+t! The two of them are on the ban list in black and white! Not only did you not act in accordance with the ban, you even gave them a live broadcast? Do you want to f**king die!?” He really felt exasperated from his anger that his words were full of vulgarities.
The person-in-charge exclaimed, ”It was Secretary An who told me...”
Secretary An turned nasty. ”What did I tell you? I said that you have to manage the two of them well!”
The person-in-charge stared and said, ”Didn't you say they need not be managed?”
Secretary An nearly fainted. ”I even said to mind the ban!”
The person-in-charge said, ”Didn't you say we need not mind the ban?”
Secretary An said as if he wanted to vomit blood, ”What sort of ears do you have? I even said do not have recordings, and asked if you clearly got that.”
The person-in-charge said, ”I heard you say to do recordings, and even to do the recordings cleary...”
When Chen Huo and the relevant staff heard this, they nearly vomited blood. Holy sh*t, what the f**k was all this!? Are you f**king spies sent by the enemy!?
No matter how foolish the person-in-charge was, he finally realized it was all a blunder. Your sister! So it had nothing to do with the transfer of the SARFT's Deputy Chief that sparked off a political war. He hurriedly tried to explain. ”Our cellphone reception today in the station wasn't good. It was quite intermittent, and the sound wasn't too clear, so I misunderstood your intentions...Aiyah, Hey! Then I'll get them to cut the live broadcast signal right away! I'll do it right away!”
Chen Huo roared, ”Go and do it now!”
The person-in-charge ran out in a rush to make a phone call. Du Du Du. No one in the office in charge of the live broadcast picked up. As such, he ran upstairs personally and pushed opened door to the office in charge of the live broadcast signal. ”Where is everyone? Why didn't you pick up the phone? Hurry and cut the internet live broadcast!”
A female employee said at a loss whether to laugh or cry, ”There's no way to cut it. Just about half a minute ago, a few people in charge of the live broadcast got food poisoning after eating the lunch boxes. While they were rus.h.i.+ng to the bathroom, they accidentally b.u.mped into the door and closed it. Now there's no one in there, and the keys are in the control room!”
Indeed, many male employees were tinkering in front of the door. There was no way to open it!
The person-in-charge said anxiously, ”What about the spare key?”
The female employee said, ”It's in the annex building. Someone is already on the way to get it.”
The person-in-charge shouted, ”Why are there even more troubles the more anxious I get!”
He could not wait any longer. He rushed to the recording venue. He decided to cut the signal directly there, but he too knew that it was likely to be too late. The crosstalk performance was almost done! Heavens, are you kidding me!? And that Zhang Ye! A problem with the cellphone reception? Every word was heard wrongly by him? After realizing the live broadcasting error, the staff had food poisoning? And even accidentally locked the door? The spare key had not been retrieved yet? This whole series of messy events was too much of a coincidence!
Zhang Ye!
This person was really too d.a.m.n sinister!
......
At the live broadcast venue.
Waves of laughter surged like tidal waves, and they happened wave after wave!
Zhang Ye stood onstage in a high-spirited manner, and was even coughing in a humorous manner. ”When it comes to the art form, crosstalk, there's so much to talk about. Now, crosstalk is quite well developed. Look, you can even have such a large scale compet.i.tion at Central TV. It receives the concern and love all over the country. Compared to the past, crosstalk was faced with all kinds of difficulties at every turn. Back then, crosstalk actors were street performers. It was hard work and wasn't easy.”
Yao Jiancai sighed and said, ”That was the case.”
Zhang Ye says: ”As the saying goes, even if the gale were to die down, all would still be gone when the rain falls.”*
Yao Jiancai replied, ”You’re right.”
Zhang Ye says, ”Initially, we wanted to do it properly. However, when it was time to pay, with a breeze of the wind, everyone disappeared. Fine, I worked in vain that day. The same goes for rain as well. The moment it rains, no one would be outside to listen to crosstalk performances. Thus, crosstalk is different from other industries, such as the bricklayer. Bricklayers are overjoyed whenever it rains.
Yao Jiancai asked, ”Why would they be happy?”
Zhang Ye replied, ”Drinking his beer at home, he listens to the wind blow outside... Kacha! His mood immediately lifts. When the rain stops, he would have a job to do. He shouts for his son...” He casually pointed to the side. ”Go, buy me 100g of beer.”
Yao Jiancai pushed him, ”Why are you pointing at me!”
Zhang Ye blinked. ”I was just using you as an example.”
Yao Jiancai said, ”Even so, I won’t allow it. Point towards that side.”
The audience laughed heartily!
Zhang Ye continued on. ”Huaaaa... Kacha, go, get me another 100g.”
Yao Jiancai asked, ”You drank 200g like that?”
Zhang Ye said, ”Huaaaaa... Kacha, get me another 100g.”