Vol 1 Chapter 6 (1/2)
Chapter 6
This is not normal, this is not normal at all, I told myself.
Whenever I think of my ability to “Change change change, turn into a x.x.xX”, I get goose b.u.mps.
Ah, so scary.
I should just enjoy my life of a guy during daytime as much as possible!
“Jin-ichi…”
“Wah!!”
Fuyaha appeared next to me, he looked just like the ghost from The Grudge (forgot her name), scared me again… Hey hey, why’s the word “again” in that sentence!
“Wha… What?”
Fuyaha has been acting strange for 2 days straight, so him just saying hi to me like a normal person is awkward. Speaking of which, what happened to him…
“Jin-ichi…”
“Seriously what happened?”
I forced a smile. Fuyaha definitely needed help from me. Although he’s good at a lot of things, there are still some parts that he’s lacking at.
For example, women.
This guy can’t do anything about them.
Against girls.
“I looked for the whole night yesterday and I still can’t find it…”
“So you still haven’t found it huh… Hey, what are you talking about!”
So, he just can’t find something.
Although I don’t know what.
“I didn’t meet her…”
“Ha?”
Didn’t meet her?
Her? Who’s her?
He is talking about her? A girl?
He went out at night, just to look for a girl, is Fuyaha’s brain damaged?
I don’t remember any girl that owes Fuyaha money… No no no, that is impossible. Fuyaha is not too nice to the point of lending out money to random people...
“What do I do? What do I do? Jin-ichi, I couldn’t find her anywhere. There’s no student information of her in this school either, so I went out yesterday to look for her, but I still couldn’t find her…”
“So I’m asking, who is that girl you’re looking for…”
No wonder why I didn’t really see Fuyaha that much yesterday, he went searching through student records…
Well, Fuyaha is pretty much a student council member anyway, so looking up the student record shouldn’t be hard at all.
Of course, this goes the same with Fuyaha’s sister, Yuka.
Is there something these two know about the school that normal people shouldn’t know about…
“He’s talking about the girl that appeared 2 days ago.”
Oh, me.
Wait! Why is he looking so hard for me!
“Wait, why are you here, Yuka?”
“I’m here too.”
“Ah ah ah ah!!!”
I fell from my chair.
In front of me is the sister who likes to abuse her brother, Rin-ichi.
Ah ah----------- I won’t live long…
“Jin-ichi, why was your reaction like this when you saw me?”
I sat back on my chair.
“Um, conditioned reflex.”
Pa!
Pa don!
She made contact twice with me in such a short time, it should be very hard for normal humans.
Her skill level is G.o.d-like!
“Ow ow ow ow… Who would use a textbook to smack her own brother off of his chair!”
“Me.”
“Don’t say that like it’s a normal thing to do!”
My sister apparently doesn’t think that she’s a sister.
But at least she gave me a lot of chances to jab at her.
You can say she still has some good things left in her.
“I didn’t let you jab me on purpose~”
“Stop pretending to be a tsundere!”
I didn’t say anything.
“Ha ha~”
I just realized that Yuka has been laughing with her hand covering her mouth, it’s a very cute laugh.
“Yu-chan?”
“Jin-ichi-kun and his sister’s relations.h.i.+p is as good as always.”
“This look good!?”
Why do I feel like this has happened before… Whatever.
“Hnn, me and Jin-ichi’s relations.h.i.+p is not good at all~”
“I don’t even want to jab at you anymore…”
“Tsk…”
Once Rin-ichi appears, the atmosphere quickly becomes different, in a good way.
Rin-ichi can really change the atmosphere.
“Yuka, b.r.e.a.s.t.s… No! If you want to look for Fuyaha, he’s at…”
“What about b.r.e.a.s.t.s?”
No no no! That’s just a typo from the author, how does that relate to me? Rin-ichi why do you looking at me like that? Yuka why did you say that while smiling? Why why?
“No, nothing…”
Talking about b.r.e.a.s.t.s, lets just talk about it right now.
I looked at Rin-ichi, Rin-ichi too looked back at me curiously.
Undeniably, Rin-ichi has small b.r.e.a.s.t.s, enough said.
Yuka, is pretty normal sized.
“Yuka is actually a rare case that has a loli face with big b.o.o.bs!” , that’s not possible. Yuka’s size is very standard.
Mukomi-san… About the same as Yuka.
Something like that.
“Where are you looking at Jin-ichi?”
“Ah?”
Because I thought of Mukomi-san, so I looked over at her direction. Now I got yelled at by Rin-ichi because I was s.p.a.cing out like that.
I just remembered that Mukomi-san actually saw me transformed before…
Ah…
I forgot…
“You’re staring at girls again…”
“No! I wasn’t!”
Rin-ichi is still here, I should be careful.
…
“Onii-chan, still found nothing?”
“Ah, yea. Can’t find anything.”
Yuka is already talking with Fuyaha.
It’s the topic from before.
An incredible loli went to his house.
Hey… Isn’t that me…
“OK…”
Yuka looked a little down. She’s such as good example as a sister, so thoughtful of her brother, it’s rare on Earth now… The person next to me is a good opposite example.
“Huh? Looking for what?”
Even Rin-ichi asked about it.
It’s normal for people to be interested about things like this.
It’s just like who who who is going out with who who who.
It’s just normal human curiosity.
It’s normal, that’s why news can exist.
Right, our school also has a club called news club.
That’s a terrible place…
“An incredibly cute loli.”
“An incredible loli?”
Rin-ichi looked at me.
Hey hey. why are you looking at me?
I’m a guy.
Ah…
Goose b.u.mps…
“An incredible loli also came to our house yesterday~”
“Rin-ichi!...”
“What? Jin-ichi-kun.”
“No, nothing…”
Rin-ichi definitely did this on purpose.
With bad intentions…
She’s planning something, she’s definitely planning something.
This is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad.
This is bad…
“What? Rin-ichi-chan, please tell me what happened yesterday night!”
Fuyaha suddenly grabbed Rin-ichi by both her shoulders. With a serious face.
Fuyaha is full of excitement.
First time seeing him this excited.
It’s like getting told you don’t need to line up in order to get into Comic Market…
“Oh… OK…”
…
“Ah… That’s all I know.”
Although Rin-ichi said it on purpose.
But she didn’t tell them that I’m the loli they’re looking for.
Rin-ichi is still very cute like that.
Fuyaha just asked something about me, right, it’s my other form.
Things about my other form.
Like how I look, and my clothing.
And reached a consensus.
About why she was in my house (this was a little hard), Rin-ichi said she’s our faraway relative.
But.
“Will she come tonight too?”
“Yea, she will.”
Right…
I know why Fuyaha asked this.
“Then would you mind if I come over tonight?”
“No problem.”
This is just sad.
“Will Yuka come too?”
I asked.
“Yup~”
Yuka smiled.
That means.
Fuyaha is coming over tonight.
Yuka is coming too.
“Alright…”
I should prepare something for them then.
…
I should think about it.
I really shouldn’t!
I have to appear in front of Fuyaha and Yuka again in that form…
I can’t…
No, I don’t want to face anymore people in that form.
I hope I won’t get turned again…
…
Rin-ichi and Yuka went back to their cla.s.sroom.
Because cla.s.s already started.
Ah…
Hungry…
I forgot to ask for food again…
Ah, I held out like this till lunch time.
Am I hoping for someone to give me bread again?
Of course.
But, hoping for Mukomi-san to give it again, I think that’s impossible.
Because she saw something.
Something about me.
You can say it’s a secret.
It just can’t be told to anyone.
I hope Mukomi-san won’t tell anyone.
I held out till lunch with that thought.
This is hard…
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