Vol 1 Chapter 5 (1/2)

Chapter 5

“Right, first, let’s talk about what happened last night.”

Rin-ichi said with a serious face, while sitting right across me. Well, maybe using “serious face” to describe Rin-ichi is not very accurate. Because, Rin-ichi is too cute.

“Ahh------ About this…”

As her older brother, I of course need to clear my mind. Brother and sister love is still pretty much illegal. If I touched this forbidden chain, then I will never be looked at the same again.

“From beginning to the end.”

My sister is already this cute, then she show a “serious face”, plus, she’s sitting on this sofa, her paxtsx between her legs is flicking…

“Everything, not a single detail being left out.”

Uwa-------- I can’t hold it anymore!

I need to remain conscience, yes, just like this. But, I probably can’t say the words up there with this body right now. Can you imagine a girl that is cuter than the girl in front of me having such perverted thoughts?

I don’t think so.

Yea, it’s probably impossible.

“I was sitting in the park, and I got hit by the shooting star, then I ended up like this.”

Lolis!

Hey hey! I’m not those hentai lolicons! You really want me to get excited by touching my own body? Just let me go…

I’m just a pure and innocent teenager.

“Not that, not that. You actually turned to a loli yesterday too, why did I see you as yourself this morning?”

I know I don’t have to right to say that “I’m a pure and innocent teenager”, because a pure and innocent teenager won’t think about these things...

“I... am not so sure…”

Rin-ichi squint her eyes, clearly she doesn’t believe me.

“Can it be that Jin-ichi told you to pretend to be him, then ran off himself?”

“How is that possible!”

“Can that be really it? Ahh------- You actually like Jin-ichi that much---!”

“If a girl this cute likes me, I can never be happy enough! And, listen to what I’m saying!”

Look at what Rin-ichi said.

Looks like she’s looking down on me. No, she is totally looking down on me, that’s right.

“Wow~ Such long hair, so Jin-ichi is a long hair-con huh.”

“I never said anything!”

My jabs have no power at all now with this cute voice…

“Your jabs have no more attack power now Jin-ichi.”

“Don’t say that out loud!”

Rather than saying it has no attack power, I’d say it is a virtual attack.

In other word, it still means it has no attack power. No no no, the damage should be 10000! It’s just that with my voice now, my damage multiplies by 0.

Dammit dammit.

Ah ah~ My normal life…

“Stupid Jin-ichi is still stupid Jin-ichi huh.”

Rin-ichi said.

Even if I’m stupid, you should say it differently…

Rin-ichi is always so straight to the point.

“I feel like I can’t be a brother again…”

Well maybe calling her “onee-chan” fits better now.

But, Rin-ichi doesn’t seem reliable enough, and, with that body, I don’t think she can be my “onee-chan”.

“Ah~ I went off topic, so what time did you come back yesterday night?”

“Well…”

I didn’t know the exact time, I just knew a lot of things happened, and I was very tired, so I didn’t check the time. Well according to my feelings…

“Maybe a little after 10…”

I was trying to rush back home before 10, but I failed. So I think it was a little after 10.

“So you’re saying, it was past 10?”

“Ahh… Right.”

Dang it… Another weak spot was found by Rin-ichi…

“Well, I’ll let it go. It has already happened after all.”

So Rin-ichi didn’t come after me for that. Should I thank G.o.d? Well, that might be exaggerating.

“Go take a shower!”

“Wha?”

Shower? Why?

“I can smell something really bad emitting from Jin-ichi’s body.”

“Really…”

Do I smell bad? Why can’t I smell it?

Oh, now I can smell it. I smell this bad only because of the things that happened to me in these 2 days… Like hiding in a grove?

Well----- It already happened.

This is the first time seeing myself in front of a mirror.

Just like what I expected, I am really cute.

Black pupil, blue-ish hair. Long hair that is reaching for my knees, a little messy, probably because I didn’t take good care of it. As to how to brush it, I can figure that out later…

“Ummm…”

But, I realized a huge problem.

“I’m taking my clothes off just like this?”

Ah ha, ha ha… ha…

“Hei…”

I took off my pants.

“Uwa…”

Appearing on the mirror is--------

A very cute girl wearing a male t-s.h.i.+rt and boxers.

And then, the girl started to blush…

No, this is going to be bad. Looking into a girl’s secret is wrong, in a way.

“...”

My conscience said to me, this is wrong.

“Well… It’s my own body anyway…”

That’s what I consider.

I’ll see it sooner or later, it’s just a naked body of the opposite s.e.x.

So, there’s no point in keep thinking about it.

“Hei~”

Just when I’m about to take off my s.h.i.+rt.

“Hold on!”

Rin-ichi suddenly busted through the door, due to being scared I put back my s.h.i.+rt because of reflexes… Talking about that, I’ve been getting scared by a lot of things lately.

“Wha… What?”

“Put this on.”

“What?”

What is this? Eye patch? Rin-ichi is holding something that looks like a headband, but only it has two eye-size circlely water bags, this is obvious for sleeping uses…

“Wai… Wait a minute! How would I shower with this?”

I won’t be able to see anything. If I can’t see anything, how do I wash my body!

“Hmm… I’ll help you.”

“What?”

Rin-ich actually said that she’ll help me? Help me shower? Such a bad way to say it, I don’t want to have non innocent relations.h.i.+p with my sister at home. Even if you let me go on a free trip of “One week in Hawaii with 5 star hotel”, I still don’t want it to happen…

“Just shut your mouth, wear it.”

“OK…”

Even if it’s against my will, I wore the eye patch over my eyes. Now I can’t see anything.

Ahh… It’s so dark…

Oh and Rin-ichi is taller than me now. No, I should say I’m shorter than her now.

This kind of awkward feeling is something I’m experiencing for the first time… Ahh, I've gone off topic again… It’s just some thoughts I had after I put on the eye patch.

“And then what now?...”

I tried to ask. After I put on the eye patch, I couldn’t tell where Rin-ichi is, so I don’t know which way to face when I talk.

“If you dare to peep there will be no food tomorrow.”

“Right…”

Rin-ichi is threatening me with this again, the nutrients that a normal teenager needs the most…

And I wasn’t planning on peeping…

“Ok, let me handle taking your clothes off.”

“Wait, wait, what? Rin-ichi is taking my clothes off for me?”

I needed to ask this. Even if I can’t see, I can still take off my own clothes.

“I’m afraid your hand will touch somewhere you shouldn’t touch.”

“...”

No no, I have never touched it. (Please ignore the ending of chapter 1)

After she took off my s.h.i.+rt, she took of my boxers too.

“Your skin is so soft…”

Rin-ichi probably said that after seeing my body.

I feel embarra.s.sed now. It’s hard to imagine my naked body is seen by my own sister. Although it’s not my original body… I don’t think it’s much different after wearing the eye patch… It’s just like my own body was exposed. No, not like, I did get exposed.

“Why are you blus.h.i.+ng, we’re both girls.”

“But I’m a guy in my heart!”

“...”

Then I heard sound of friction created by clothes.

“Rin-ichi, what are you doing…”