Vol 1 Chapter 2 (1/2)

Luan Qi Ba Zao De Wu Xia s.h.i.+ Jie

Volume 1 Chapter 2: Sure Enough, I’m Not Really Used to Being a Genius

“What’s wrong? Big Brother Chenyi?”

“Ahaha, nothing much, nothing much.”

“Big Brother Chenyi, I keep feeling that you’re strange today ah? Did you run into any trouble?”

Dongfang Chenyi hastily shook his head, “No no no, nothing happened, I’m absolutely normal today.”

It’d be more strange if he’s normal. Don’t tell me I’ve to say that I crossed over from the heavens and took over your Big Brother Chenyi’s body?

“Oh right, give me some martial arts pointers, Big Brother Chenyi. My martial arts hasn’t made any progress recently. Master will give me a harsh scolding.”

Pointers? How do I give pointers? Must we exchange blows? It should be fine, right? I’m a genius ah, any random move will be like the 18 Dragon-Subduing Palms and so on, right?

“Alright, what do you want me to give you pointers on?” Dongfang Chenyi isn’t afraid of anything.

“Give pointers on my barehanded techniques since you didn’t bring a weapon, Big Brother Chenyi.” Dongfang Mengdie took a stance as she spoke, having a seemingly impeccable form.

Dongfang Chenyi followed up, taking a stance he thought was very cool, “Be careful, I’m going to attack.”

Alright, what move will I use later? Will it be 18 Dragon-Subduing Palms or Buddha’s Palm, no no, Six-Pulse Divine Sword[1] is stronger, but he can’t be too ruthless towards Little Sister.

Dongfang Mengdie noticed that Dongfang Chenyi remained motionless, so she took the initiative to make the first move.

Before Dongfang Chenyi could react, he already suffered a blow on his chest.

“Pu!”

Dongfang Chenyi vomited out a mouthful of blood. Boy, the ruthlessness of this little miss’ attack sure is abnormal ah.

“Big Brother Chenyi, are you alright? I… I did not do it on purpose.” Dongfang Mengdie immediately rushed over, asking worriedly.

Dongfang Chenyi held his wound, forcefully fighting the pain, and said: “I… I’m… fine, Mengdie… that’s a good… palm strike.” Once he finished speaking, his vision turned black and he fainted.

“Big Brother Chenyi!!!!!”

……

“So painful… this girl, really didn’t hold anything back ah…” The second day, Dongfang Chenyi endured the pain from the wound and wolfed down breakfast with much difficulty.

When Dongfang Mengdie came to apologise, Dongfang Chenyi used the “I was intentionally acting as your human target” excuse to cover up the truth that he was actually distracted at that time.

“But if I’m really a genius, doesn’t it mean I can’t imitate the method in fanciful stories: levelling up and flirting with girls?” with nothing better to do, Dongfang Chenyi wandered around the residence. “However, there are also some who begun with max level and then pretended to be a pig to eat the tiger[2], yep, that’s not a bad idea.”

As Dongfang Chenyi pondered, a strange smile crept across his face again.

Wait a minute!

Dongfang Chenyi realised some things.

Come to think of it, someone who crossed worlds possesses both his memories of Earth and memories of this world. However, why… don’t I have memories of this world…

Moreover… I’m not even aware

of what martial arts I know…

This… my goodness ah…

“Chenyi!”

“Father!”

“You don’t have much to do today, so why don’t you go teach your cousin Ziqing homework.”

“Yes….”

I didn’t think I would still need to study ah, I’ve never heard that a protagonist needs to study. Protagonists only go to school to trample baddies, flirt with girls and so on… who would seriously study ah…

Nonetheless, come to think of it…

Could this be an opportunity to enter a girl’s room?