Vol 1 Chapter 1 (1/2)
Luan Qi Ba Zao De Wu Xia s.h.i.+ Jie
Volume 1 Chapter 1: This is How I Crossed Into a Wuxia World
Chu Junnan opened his eyes suddenly.
“Sleepy like h.e.l.l. Sure enough, it’s not really a good idea to pull 3 continuous all-nighters in order to finish the a.s.signments for summer break.”
Chu Junnan rubbed his sleepy eyes. He’s hungry. What time is it now? It’s about time he called ol’ sis to cook.
“Ol’ sis, I’m hungry!”
No one answered huh, don’t tell me ol’ sis is indulging in Korean soap operas again? Chu Junnan is helpless to do anything about his anthomaniac[1] ol’ sis.
“Fierce woman, it’s time to cook!”
Strange, why didn’t anyone respond?
‘Fierce woman’ is a taboo phrase for ol’ sis. Normally, if Chu Junnan calls her this at home, ol’ sis would have long flew over in her Super Sai**n 7th form and gave him a round of Spi*** Bomb[2].
However, what Easygoing Chu should take note of the most currently is&h.e.l.lip;
“What the heck place is this? Also, the heck’s with these clothes I’m wearing?”
Chu Junnan realised he wasn’t even sleeping in his room filled with posters of cute 2D girls, but a room filled with the atmosphere of ancient dynasty era, and he wasn’t wearing his sleepwear that screams of a homebody, but a&h.e.l.lip;
Chu Junnan covered his face, almost unable to stop himself from venting.
“I understand now. I’ve seen many plots like this in web novels. This must be the legendary ‘crossing of worlds’? What, it’s the same plot as novels on Qi****[4].”
Chu Junnan got off the bed as he comforted himself.
“Yup yup, according to the experiences in my memory, I must have come to a certain world where strength is everything and only those who are strong have the capital to speak.”
“Furthermore, I must be the trash of a certain large clan, without half a trace of genius, being bullied by others. Eventually undergoing some adventure, obtaining a cheat, beginning my **** Counterattack[5], and finally living a blissful life with members of the harem, yup yup.
It’s a little exciting to think of it&h.e.l.lip;.
I didn’t expect that the fantastical dream of ten million homebodies, was fulfilled by me like this.
Chu Junnan grew more and more gleeful, throwing things like his summer break homework to the back of his mind. Let’s first take a look at what kind of world this is.
Chu Junnan nodded in satisfaction when he stepped out.
“Yup, a large residence and a large courtyard. Sure enough, it’s a big clan.”
Chu Junnan walked on, coming across a few attendants who were chatting merrily.
Here it comes! In accordance to the plot of web novels, these servants should be full of disdain towards me. Easygoing Chu stared at the 3 attendants, bracing himself to deal with the upcoming ridicule.
“Greetings, Young Master Dongfang!”
“Ah?”
“Young Master Dongfang, what’s wrong?”
“No&h.e.l.lip; it’s nothing, go ahead and continue with your business.”
“Yes, Young Master,” the attendants took their leave respectfully.
Author, it’s not the same as you promised. Weren’t I supposed to be disdained by the attendants?
No no, calm down a little. Chu Junnan comforted himself. It’s poss
ible that he also has attendants whom he has good relations with in the clan, that’s why it’s not strange. Moreover, no matter what, he’s still a young master of the house. It’s natural for attendants to be respectful to him.
Chu Junnan regained his optimistic outlook.
Regardless, he should still head out. He’ll definitely trigger a “tyrants from the other clans bully me” incident.
Yes, there will definitely be a development like this.
Chu Junnan left the compound and arrived at the streets.
Chu Junnan looked at the surrounding scenery while thinking: he truly returned to the ancient kingdoms. Which dynasty would this be&h.e.l.lip; the usual ‘crossing of worlds’ fantasy tales tend to use the alternate history trope; perhaps I’m in a continent with such a setting.
Walking on the streets, the wayfarers all shot me strange gazes. As expected, it should be that gaze used to look at the “despised trash of the clan”! Especially the gazes of the females, they are particularly&h.e.l.lip;
Come, bring it on! When the time comes for me to “rise from the ashes”, heh heh heh&h.e.l.lip;
Immersed in my fantasies, I accidentally b.u.mped into a pa.s.serby’s shoulder.
“Oi, lad, watch where you’re going.”
“I’m sorry.” Chu Junnan reflexively apologised, turning around in a haste to leave.
That person stretched his hand and grabbed Chu Junnan’s shoulder, pulling Chu Junnan towards him in one tug. “You thought a single apology is&h.e.l.lip; eh? I was wondering who you were. Isn’t it&h.e.l.lip;”
Oh? It’s here! Chu Junnan raised his head and looked at that person closely. He’s pretty handsome. He appears like a good-for-nothing from some big clan. Furthermore, he has an entourage with him. There’s definitely no way for me to escape!
Come, give me a ruthless beating. After I struggle for a bit, a la.s.s from my clan will definitely come and save me.
Come, I’ve already braced myself to be beaten! Chu Junnan thought as he closed his eyes.
Come!
Come!
Huh? Why hasn’t he hit me yet? Chu Junnan opened his eyes, only to see a few people kneeling on the ground. They seemed to be&h.e.l.lip; trembling.
Don’t tell me they’re afraid of me?
“Young Master Dongfang, little one did not know it was you? I unintentionally offended you just now, I beg for your leniency&h.e.l.lip;”
“You guys&h.e.l.lip; won’t beat me up?”
“Who&h.e.l.lip; who dares to beat you ah? Little one was in a hurry and did not watch the road, accidentally b.u.mping into you. This&h.e.l.lip; this is a bit of little one’s apology&h.e.l.lip;” the good-for-nothing pulled out some silvers, and respectfully presented them before Chu Junnan.
“Little one truly is in a hurry, please allow little one to leave!” the young master before him spoke pleadingly towards Chu Junnan.