Part 31 (1/2)

He p.r.o.nounced the benediction, and then, after further recurrence to his saddle-bag, retired to his improvised sanctuary. Here, with a ration-box for altar, and strands of barbed wire for choir-stalls, he made his simple preparations.

Half a dozen of the men, and all the officers, followed him. That was just a week ago.

Captain Wagstaffe broke the silence at last.

”It's a rotten business, war,” he said pensively--”when you come to think of it. Hallo, there goes the first star-sh.e.l.l! Come along, Bobby!”

Dusk had fallen. From the German trenches a thin luminous thread stole up into the darkening sky, leaned over, drooped, and burst into dazzling brilliance over the British parapet. Simultaneously a desultory rifle fire crackled down the lines. The night's work had begun.

XIX

THE TRIVIAL ROUND

We have been occupying trenches, off and on, for a matter of two months, and have settled down to an unexhilarating but salutary routine. Each dawn we ”stand to arms,” and peer morosely over the parapet, watching the grey gra.s.s turn slowly to green, while snipers'

bullets buzz over our heads. Each forenoon we cleanse our dew-rusted weapons, and build up with sandbags what the persevering Teuton has thrown down. Each afternoon we creep unostentatiously into subterranean burrows, while our respective gunners, from a safe position in the rear, indulge in what they humorously describe as ”an artillery duel.” The humour arises from the fact that they fire, not at one another, but at us. It is as if two big boys, having declared a vendetta, were to a.s.suage their hatred and satisfy their honour by going out every afternoon and throwing stones at one another's little brothers. Each evening we go on sentry duty; or go out with patrols, or working parties, or ration parties. Our losses in killed and wounded are not heavy, but they are regular. We would not grudge the lives thus spent if only we could advance, even a little. But there is nothing doing. Sometimes a trench is rushed here, or recaptured there, but the net result is--stalemate.

The campaign upon which we find ourselves at present embarked offers few opportunities for brilliancy. One wonders how Napoleon would have handled it. His favourite device, we remember, was to dash rapidly about the chessboard, insert himself between two hostile armies, and defeat them severally. But how can you insert yourself between two armies when you are faced by only one army--an army stretching from Ostend to the Alps?

One of the first elements of successful strategy is surprise. In the old days, a general of genius could outflank his foe by a forced march, or lay some ingenious trap or ambush. But how can you outflank a foe who has no flanks? How can you lay an ambush for the modern Intelligence Department, with its aeroplane reconnaissance and telephonic nervous system? Do you ma.s.s half a million men at a chosen point in the enemy's line? Straightway the enemy knows all about it, and does likewise. Each morning General Headquarters of each side finds upon its breakfast-table a concise summary of the movements of all hostile troops, the disposition of railway rolling-stock--yea, even aeroplane photographs of it all. What could Napoleon himself have done under the circ.u.mstances? One is inclined to suspect that that volcanic megalomaniac would have perished of spontaneous combustion of the brain.

However, trench life has its alleviations. There is The Day's Work, for instance. Each of us has his own particular ”stunt,” in which he takes that personal and rather egotistical pride which only increasing proficiency can bestow.

The happiest--or at least, the busiest--people just now are the ”Specialists.” If you are engaged in ordinary Company work, your energies are limited to keeping watch, dodging sh.e.l.ls, and improving trenches. But if you are what is invidiously termed an ”employed” man, life is full of variety.

Do you observe that young officer sitting on a ration-box at his dug-out door, with his head tied up in a bandage? That is Second Lieutenant Lochgair, whom I hope to make better known to you in time.

He is a chieftain of high renown in his own inaccessible but extensive fastness; but out here, where every man stands on his own legs, and not his grandfather's, he is known simply as ”Oth.e.l.lo.” This is due to the fact that Major Kemp once likened him to the earnest young actor of tradition, who blacked himself all over to ensure proficiency in the playing of that part. For he is above all things an enthusiast in his profession. Last night he volunteered to go out and ”listen” for a suspected mine some fifty yards from the German trenches. He set out as soon as darkness fell, taking with him a biscuit-tin full of water.

A circular from Headquarters--one of those circulars which no one but Oth.e.l.lo would have treated with proper reverence--had suggested this device. The idea was that, since liquids convey sound better than air, the listener should place his tin of water on the ground, lie down beside it, immerse one ear therein, and so draw secrets from the earth. Oth.e.l.lo failed to locate the mine, but kept his head in the biscuit-tin long enough to contract a severe attack of earache.

But he is not discouraged. At present he is meditating a design for painting himself gra.s.s-green and climbing a tree--thence to take a comprehensive and un.o.bserved survey of the enemy's dispositions. He will do it, too, if he gets a chance!

The machine-gunners, also, contrive to chase monotony by methods of their own. Listen to Ayling, concocting his diurnal scheme of frightfulness with a colleague. Unrolled upon his knee is a large-scale map.

”I think we might touch up those cross-roads to-night,” he says, laying the point of his dividers upon a spot situated some hundreds of yards in rear of the German trenches.

”I expect they'll have lots of transport there about ration-time--eh?”

”Sound scheme,” a.s.sents his coadjutor, a bloodthirsty stripling named Ainslie. ”Got the bearings?”

”Hand me that protractor. Seventy-one, nineteen, true. That comes to”--Ayling performs a mental calculation--”almost exactly eighty-five, magnetic. We'll go out about nine, with two guns, to the corner of this dry ditch here--the range is two thousand five hundred, exactly”--

”Our lightning calculator!” murmurs his admiring colleague. ”No elastic up the sleeve, or anything! All done by simple ledger-de-mang?

Proceed!”

--”And loose off a belt or two. What say?”

”Application forwarded, and strongly recommended,” announced Ainslie.