Part 30 (1/2)

For the last time the order is pa.s.sed down the wire, and the major hands his periscope to the ever-grateful Bobby, who has hardly got his eyes to the gla.s.s when the round of battery fire commences.

One--two--three--four--the avenging sh.e.l.ls go shrieking on their way, at intervals of twenty seconds. There are four m.u.f.fled thuds, and four great columns of earth and _debris_ spring up before the wood. Answer comes there none. The offending battery has prudently effaced itself.

”Cease fire!” says the major, ”and register!” Then he turns to Captain Blaikie.

”That'll settle them for a bit,” he observes. ”By the way, had any more trouble with Minnie?”

”We had Hades from her yesterday,” replies Blaikie, in answer to this extremely personal question. ”She started at a quarter-past five in the morning, and went on till about ten.”

(Perhaps, at this point, it would be as well to introduce Minnie a little more formally. She is the most unpleasant of her s.e.x, and her full name is _Minenwerfer_, or German trench-mortar. She resides, spasmodically, in Unter den Linden. Her extreme range is about two hundred yards, so she confines her attentions to front-line trenches.

Her _modus operandi_ is to discharge a large cylindrical bomb into the air. The bomb, which is about fifteen inches long and some eight inches in diameter, describes a leisurely parabola, performing grotesque somersaults on the way, and finally falls with a soft thud into the trench, or against the parapet. There, after an interval of ten seconds, Minnie's offspring explodes; and as she contains about thirty pounds of dynamite, no dug-out or parapet can stand against her.)

”Did she do much damage?” inquires the Gunner.

”Killed two men and buried another. They were in a dug-out.”

The Gunner shakes his head.

”No good taking cover against Minnie,” he says. ”The only way is to come out into the open trench, and dodge her.”

”So we found,” replies Blaikie. ”But they pulled our legs badly the first time. They started off with three 'whizz-bangs'”--a whizz-bang is a particularly offensive form of sh.e.l.l which bursts two or three times over, like a Chinese cracker--”so we all took cover and lay low. The consequence was that Minnie was able to send her little contribution along un.o.bserved. The filthy thing fell short of the trench, and exploded just as we were all getting up again. It smashed up three or four yards of parapet, and scuppered the three poor chaps I mentioned.”

”Have you located her?”

”Yes. Just behind that stunted willow, on our left front. I fancy they bring her along there to do her bit, and then trot her back to billets, out of harm's way. She is their two o'clock turn--two A.M.

and two P.M.”

”Two o 'clock turn--h'm!” says the Gunner major meditatively. ”What about our chipping in with a one-fifty-five turn--half a dozen H E sh.e.l.ls into Minnie's dressing-room--eh? I must think this over.”

”Do!” said Blaikie cordially. ”Minnie is Willie's Worst Werfer, and the sooner she is put out of action the better for all of us. To-day, for some reason, she failed to appear, but previous to that she has not failed for five mornings in succession to batter down the same bit of our parapet.”

”Where's that?” asks the major, getting out a trench-map.

”P 7--a most unhealthy spot. Minnie pushes it over about two every morning. The result is that we have to mount guard over the breach all day. We build everything up again at night, and Minnie sits there as good as gold, and never dreams of interfering. You can almost hear her cooing over us. Then, as I say, at two o'clock, just as the working party comes in and gets under cover, she lets slip one of her disgusting bombs, and undoes the work of about four hours. It was a joke at first, but we are getting fed up now. That's the worst of the Bosche. He starts by being playful; but if not suppressed at once, he gets rough; and that, of course, spoils all the harmony of the proceedings. So I cordially commend your idea of the one-fifty-five turn, sir.”

”I'll see what can be done,” says the major. ”I think the best plan would be a couple of hours' solid frightfulness, from every battery we can switch on. To-morrow afternoon, perhaps, but I'll let you know.

You'll have to clear out of this bit of trench altogether, as we shall shoot pretty low. So long!”

III

It is six o'clock next evening, and peace reigns over our trench. This is the hour at which one usually sh.e.l.ls aeroplanes--or rather, at which the Germans sh.e.l.l ours, for their own seldom venture out in broad daylight. But this evening, although two or three are up in the blue, buzzing inquisitively over the enemy's lines, their attendant escort of white shrapnel puffs is entirely lacking. Far away behind the German lines a house is burning fiercely.

”The Hun is a bit _piano_ to-night,” observes Captain Blaikie, attacking his tea.

”The Hun has been rather firmly handled this afternoon,” replies Captain Wagstaffe. ”I think he has had an eye-opener. There are no flies on our Divisional Artillery.”

Bobby Little heaved a contented sigh. For two hours that afternoon he had sat, half-deafened, while six-inch sh.e.l.ls skimmed the parapet in both directions, a few feet above his head. The Gunner major had been as good as his word. Punctually at one-fifty-five ”Minnie's” two o'clock turn had been antic.i.p.ated by a round of high-explosive sh.e.l.ls directed into her suspected place of residence. What the actual result had been n.o.body knew, but Minnie had made no attempt to raise her voice since. Thereafter the German front-line trenches had been ”plastered” from end to end, while the trenches farther back were attended to with methodical thoroughness. The German guns had replied vigorously, but directing only a pa.s.sing fire at the trenches, had devoted their efforts chiefly to the silencing of the British artillery. In this enterprise they had been remarkably unsuccessful.

”Any casualties?” asked Blaikie.

”None here,” replied Wagstaffe. ”There may be some back in the support trenches.”