Chapter 19 (1/2)

Chapter 19: After marriage day to day life where there are a lot of ‘differences’

The only difference between premarriage and after marriage is, Xu Wei Yu: “Wife ah, cook for me, it’s a legal request ah!”

“Darling, buy me some clothes, there’s nothing handsome to wear, it’s a legal request!”

“Woman, tonight let’s watch a movie, it’s a legal request.”

“Qing Xi ah, sing me a love song, legal request, legal request!”

Many times, I restrained myself from an urge to illegally dispose him……

“Can’t you rest it for a while?”

“I can’t, these requests are under the protection of the ‘Marriage Law of the People’s Republic of China.’ ”

I smiled coldly, “The ‘Marriage Law’s aren’t that bored to care over you buying clothes and watching movies.”

When he quietly walked away, he said, ” ‘Marriage Law’ article 3 forbids family emotional abuse, forbids maltreatment and abandonment of family members……”

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

I played an online game with Xu Wei Yu. My character was a Lolita and he kept me as his disciple. After playing for two months, he said he wanted to renounce our master disciple relations.h.i.+p.

Lolita: Can I ask for the reason?

Youth: I don’t want to commit incest.

Lolita: ……

After we renounced our master disciple relations.h.i.+p, we still weren’t able to get married in the end because the system prompted that the Lolita character is not allowed to get married.

Wei Yu nearly spat out blood.

I went shopping with Xu Wei Yu, actually, it’s a very tiring thing because our tastes are different and we would often have disputes over clothes or a pair of shoes.

Wei Yu: “Do I look good wearing these clothes?”

Me: “You look like a ruffian.” Not anyone can pull off a flower print s.h.i.+rt ah.

We Yu: “This dress looks good, darling, go and try it on.”

Me: “Unless I die.”

Me: “Go and try that black suit on?”

Wei Yu: “It’s like a funeral attire.”

Thus, I rarely went shopping with him. To this, my friends expressed, “The fact that you two are interested in each other is already considered a miracle.” I also deeply agree.

During work, I chatted with Xu Wei Yu on QQ. I typed too fast and accidentally wrote: Do it?

Wei Yu: In broad daylight?! Attaches a bashful emoji.

Me: I accidentally typed wrong, it was supposed to be are you there?

After a long time, he finally replied: Dead! Attaches a vomiting blood emoji.

Me: A friend’s baby is one months old, what should we give?

Wei Yu: Money?

Me: ……Apart from money, what else should we give?

Wei Yu: Gold and silver jewellery?

Me: Something with significance.

Wei Yu: Computer or phone?

Me: Never mind, I asked the wrong person.

Wei Yu: Don’t go ah customer, let’s keep chatting!

Me: You have nothing to do ah?

Wei Yu: I’ve already finished today’s work.

Me: Then read more books to raise your sentiments and self cultivation, don’t make yourself seem so common.