Chapter 18 (1/2)

Chapter 18: Married.

After getting married, the first thing we did was count the red bags*. Xu Wei Yu started to count: “1, 2, 3……9, 10, J, Q, K……” I felt something was wrong, then I heard him continue to count, “K, A, B, C, D……O.”

*[Red bag/packets of money are giving at weddings instead of wedding gifts.]

At the end I asked him how many there were. Xu Wei Yu: “Twenty eight ah.”

I was bored so I counted it again myself, the result was actually 28. Should I say that he guessed right or is the structure of his brain just different from normal people?

Later, he counted, “Z, Y, X, W, V……”

The next few times he counted were actually all correct. Xu Wei Yu shot a glance at me, who would recount the red bags he had counted, “It won’t be wrong, with my intelligence, how can 123 and such types of dull counting satisfy me!”

This guy, does he kill lots of people with just one line ah? Including me.

After we came back from our honeymoon, I started to become busy again. I had reports to write and all kinds of other grievances. I said in distress, “I should just die.” Xu Wei Yu heard me and immediately ran over in high spirits, “Darling, do you need my help ah?” I was quiet for a long time, as expected, does love no longer exist after marriage?

I continued to write my reports. He was behind me, lifting small dumbbells, “Darling, look at my muscles.”

I didn’t turn my head, “I’m busy. Can you leave?”

Wei Yu, “Just take a look then I’ll leave.”

I turned around, “Okay, I’ve looked, leave now. Close the door after you, thanks.”

Wei Yu, “Your line of sight didn’t pa.s.s across my muscles!”

I looked in detail at his arm, “The problem is you don’t have any ah.”

Xu person finally ran out in tears.

Later, I went out and saw him leaning on the balcony looking afar. I walked over to his back and asked, “Are you in low spirits?”

“No.”

“Then turn around and let me see you smile.”

He turned around and gave me a smile, I rubbed his small face and said, “Come, your wife will treat you to food.”

Wei Yu: “You’ve finished your report?”

“Mhm.”

Wei Yu grumbled, “I knew it, I’m always ranked last.”

“If you don’t want to go then forget about it.”

“Go,go, go!”