Chapter 12 (1/2)

Chapter 12: Premarital day to day life of two blissful idiots.

A rich and varied day.

In the wee hours of the morning, Xu Wei Yu called, just to remind me that tomorrow is Tomb Sweeping day for the hundred million deceased.

In the morning, I slept until 6 when Auntie called to say she had found a mysterious beauty medication and asked me if it was scientific.

When I finally managed to convince her to not try doing things through the side door and hanged up, wanting to catch up on sleep, her excellency, my Mother broke in and said, I heard you were awake, hurry, get up, change clothes and eat.

I ate breakfast drowsily, wanting to go back to sleep.

Xiao Di said that the weather was really good and wanted to go play soccer. He also said that he was unfamiliar with the places and people around here and wanted me to accompany him. Thus, I took him to a high school close to our house and watched as he became close to the people on the field in just three minutes. I wanted to sleep…As I was about to doze off, Xiao Di ran over and said, Sis, they want to ask how old you are.

I…was wearing a jumper and jeans and my hair was disheveled, is this considered old or not old?

Finally, I told Xiao Di that I was going to go first and just as I was walking out of the school, I nearly collided with a stunt motorcycling youth and was scared awake.

When I got home, my cousin who I haven’t contacted for quite a while phoned to find me, he had met some relations.h.i.+p problems. I waited for him for half an hour, listened to him talk for two hours……Lunchtime came, he said, “My dad is currently tomb sweeping, I have to go home.” He looked at the time, “Oh no, I chatted with you for so long, I’ll definitely get a scolding from my dad when I get home!”

I……ate lunch, after lunch, my mother walked into the room with me and waited until after I finished brus.h.i.+ng my teeth before laughing, “Daughter, it’s been a long time since we chatted about intimate stuff, let’s chat for a while?”

And so I chatted with mother……So, so sleepy. Finally mother said, “It’s better to give birth to a daughter” and left satisfied. As soon as I fell on the bed, Xu Wei Yu called asking, “Do you miss me?” Me: “I miss my bed.”

I don’t know why I’ve been feeling depressed these past two days. So that day at noon when I went out and saw a police car follow behind me the whole time, I drove to the side to let him go in front but he continued to follow. I couldn’t help but frown, the feeling of having a police car follow you isn’t good. I don’t know why but I very naturally stretched my hand out and pulled the middle finger.

Then, then that car really stopped following, it sped to the front and blocked mine!

After I realized, I was extremely regretful, I should have given a thumbs up, seriously.

The person in the police car stepped out, I also got out of the car and waited for the grievous news. However the other person cheerfully said, “Gu Qing Xi, is it really you ah?!”

That person was tall and strong but I really didn’t recognize him.

He said, “I was in Xu Wei Yu’s cla.s.s ah!”

……I didn’t recognize him but I had a bad premonition about it.

He said, “I just saw you come out of the bank and felt that you looked familiar so I wanted to get closer to look. At the start I wasn’t sure but in the middle when you raised your middle finger at me, I thought it was definitely someone I knew, or else who would dare to raise their middle finger at us policemen, haha! Right! I heard you’re going to get married to comrade Xu Wei Yu soon ah, congratulations, congratulations!”

……

Sure enough, that night I received a call from Xu Wei Yu, he laughed very merrily and said, “I heard you raised your middle finger at the police, hahahaha! You’re strong, to that dear friend, even I wouldn’t dare raise my middle finger at him! Hahahaha! I love you too much!”

One day, Xiao Di sent a picture to me and asked me, “Sis, is this wedding dress pretty?”

I said, “Quite pretty ah.”

Xiao Di immediately said, “Then I’ll gift it to you!”

I was unconvinced, “Do you have the money?”

Xiao Di said, “Of course, I’ve saved up for many years now! Sis, let me give it to you, your wedding dress should be given to you by the one who loves you the most!”

Xu Wei Yu stood behind me and coldly said, “Let him go die.”

In the evening, Xu Wei Yu accompanied me to get my hair cut. Actually, I didn’t have the time to get it cut before and it was too long. During the wedding, I needed to get my hair done and it would be quite difficult if it was too long so I set an appointment to get it cut shorter.

The hairstylist asked me, “How do you want it?” I haven’t answered yet when Xu Wei Yu who had been playing games the whole time walked in, raised his head and said, “Cut it shorter, but not too short.”

The hairstylist looked at me then looked at Xu Wei Yu and said, “Then does Miss Gu require any other treatments? Dye hair or hair curling? Dark brown curls are quite popular this year.”

Wei Yu said, “No need. It only needs to be cut shorter.”

“Then……”

Wei Yu said, “Then hurry.” After he finished talking, he sat to the side to continue playing on his phone.

“……”

I resisted laughed. As expected, outside he was turning more and more……cold and haughty.

Later when that hairstylist was cutting my hair, he secretly said to me, “Miss Gu, your boyfriend really likes to show off ah.”

I wanted to explain, Xu Wei Yu didn’t like to speak nonsense outside. However I haven’t even spoken when that hair stylist said, “However he’s a lot better than your little brother.”

I thought back to last time when I brought Xiao Di in for a hair cut, as soon as he walked in, he said, “Call out the best hairstylist!” When he was having his hair washed, he said, “I only use xx shampoo.” Before the haircut, he said, “I want x.x.x (an overseas male star)’s hairstyle!” At the time I told the hairstylist straight up, “Give him a crewcut.”

“……”

That holiday, Xiao Di stayed at home for two weeks before going out. I always feel that guys should keep their hair clean and tidy to look good.

Xiao Di would phone me at least once a week to talk about the things happening over there and also complain while he was at it. In the past he complained about how it rained the whole day, how there were no pretty girls (it was an all male school), the canteen food was bad, but now, his main complaint is……Xu Wei Yu.

“Sis, why do you always let Xu Wei Yu use your computer? He finds out about everything I say to you!”

“Actually it’s me using his computer.”

“……Then I’ll buy one for you!”

“I have one.”

“……You’re biased!”

“……”

Half an hour after this phone call, Xu Wei Yu received an anonymous email.

“Warning you to not let my sis use your computer again!”

Xu Wei Yu shook his head and said, “This Young Master is really stupid.”

“……”

An accident occurred when I was driving home after work today, I had nearly collided with an Audi going in the other direction that turned lanes.

The person came out of the car, it was a big guy who was dressed like a ruffian.

I had a little headache, just then there shouldn’t have been a collision, I didn’t hear a sound but even if we really collided, it wasn’t my fault but I truly didn’t like to talk theories with others, if we started arguing then I’d feel helpless.

The man knocked on my window, looking serious. People who drive those kinds of cars all have a little temper, no matter who is right and who is wrong. I rolled down the window and the man immediately nodded and said, “Sorry ah, I drove on the wrong lane and impatiently turned without looking at the back. Luckily we didn’t collide. Apologies, apologies!”

“……Eh, it’s fine. Then drive your car back and after I drive away, you can turn again.”

“Ok!” The young fellow walked off but he came back again. “Right, do you know how to get to xx garden? I’m not from here so I don’t recognize the way.”

I thought inside, “What a coincidence, that xx garden is right next to the neighborhood I live in. I said, “Do you want to go there?”

“Yes yes.”

I didn’t really want to care too much about other people’s business but I still said, “How about you drive behind me? I’m pa.s.sing by there.”

He was very grateful and thanked me many times then ran off to quickly turn his car.

Later, that intrepid while Audi followed behind me at a speed of 60 km/hr, I don’t care about speed, safety comes first.

When we arrived at the place, he came down again to thank me.

He grinned, “I’m really thankful to you, I wouldn’t have known how to find this place otherwise.”

“I’m pa.s.sing by is all.”

I thought inside, you really can’t judge by appearances, just because someone dresses like a ruffian doesn’t mean that they’re not good inside.