Part 16 (1/2)

THE FATE OF YOUNG CHUBB.

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When Mr. Chubb, the elder, returned from Europe, he brought with him from Geneva a miniature musical box, long and very narrow, and altogether of hardly greater dimensions, say, than a large pocket-knife.

The instrument played four cheerful little tunes for the benefit of the Chubb family, and they enjoyed it. Young Henry Chubb enjoyed it to such an extent that, one day, just after the machine had been wound up ready for action, he got to sucking the end of it, and in a moment of inadvertence it slipped, and he swallowed it. The only immediate consequence of the accident was that a harmonic stomach-ache was organized upon the interior of Henry Chubb, and he experienced a restlessness which he well knew would defy peppermint and paregoric.

Henry Chubb kept his secret in his own soul, and in his stomach also, determined to hide his misery from his father, and to spare the rod to the spoiled child--spoiled, at any rate, as far as his digestive apparatus was concerned.

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But that evening, at the supper-table, Henry had eaten but one mouthful of bread when strains of wild, mysterious music were suddenly wafted from under the table. The family immediately made an effort to discover whence the sounds came, although Henry Chubb sat there filled with agony and remorse and bread and tunes, and desperately a.s.serted his belief that the music came from the cellar, where the servant-girl was concealed with a harp. He well knew that Mary Ann was unfamiliar with the harp. But he was frantic with anxiety to hide his guilt. Thus it is that one crime leads to another.

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But he could not disguise the truth for ever, and that very night, while the family was at prayers, Henry all at once began to hiccough, and the music box started off without warning with ”Way down upon the Suwanee River,” with variations. Whereupon the paternal Chubb arose from his knees and grasped Henry kindly but firmly by his hair and shook him up and inquired what he meant by such conduct. And Henry a.s.serted that he was practicing something for a Sunday-school celebration, which old Chubb intimated was a singularly thin explanation. Then they tried to get up that music box, and every time they would seize Henry by the legs and shake him over the sofa cus.h.i.+on, or would pour some fresh variety of emetic down his throat, the instrument within would give a fresh spurt, and joyously grind out ”Listen to the Mocking Bird” or ”Thou'lt Never Cease to Love.”

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At last they were compelled to permit that musical box to remain within the sepulchral recesses of young Chubb. To say that the unfortunate victim of the disaster was made miserable by his condition would be to express in the feeblest manner the state of his mind. The more music there was in his stomach, the wilder and more completely chaotic became the discord in his soul. As likely as not it would occur that while he lay asleep in the middle of the night the works would begin to revolve, and would play ”Home, Sweet Home” for two or three hours, unless the peg happened to slip, when the cylinder would switch back again to ”Way down upon the Suwanee River,” and would rattle out that tune with variations and fragments of the scales until Henry's brother would kick him out of bed in wild despair, and sit on him in a vain effort to subdue the serenade, which, however, invariably proceeded with fresh vigor when subjected to unusual pressure.

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And when Henry Chubb went to church, it frequently occurred that, in the very midst of the most solemn portion of the sermon, he would feel a gentle disturbance under the lower b.u.t.ton of his jacket; and presently, when everything was hushed, the undigested engine would give a preliminary buzz and then reel off ”Listen to the Mocking Bird” and ”Thou'lt Never Cease to Love,” and scales and exercises, until the clergyman would stop and glare at Henry over his spectacles and whisper to one of the deacons. Then the s.e.xton would suddenly tack up the aisle and clutch the unhappy Mr. Chubb by the collar and scud down the aisle again to the accompaniment of ”Home, Sweet Home,” and then incarcerate Henry in the upper portion of the steeple until after church.

But the end came at last, and the miserable boy found peace. One day while he was sitting in school endeavoring to learn his multiplication table to the tune of ”Thou'lt Never Cease to Love,” his gastric juice triumphed. Something or other in the music box gave way all at once, the springs were unrolled with alarming force, and Henry Chubb, as he felt the fragments of the instrument hurled right and left among his vitals, tumbled over on the floor and expired.

At the _post mortem_ examination they found several pieces of ”Home, Sweet Home” in his liver, while one of his lungs was severely torn by a fragment of ”Way down upon the Suwanee River.” Small particles of ”Listen to the Mocking Bird” were removed from his heart and breast-bone, and three bra.s.s pegs of ”Thou'lt Never Cease to Love” were found firmly driven into his fifth rib.

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They had no music at the funeral. They sifted the machinery out of him and buried him quietly in the cemetery. Whenever the Chubbs buy musical boxes now, they get them as large as a piano and chain them to the wall.

While Bob was engaged in reading the account of the melodious misery of the unhappy Chubb, Lieutenant Smiley came in, and the result was that both became uneasy. Bob disliked to subject himself to the criticism of a man whom he regarded as an enemy, and the lieutenant was so jealous of Bob's success that he began instantly to try to think of something that would enable him at least to maintain his reputation as a teller of stories.

”That is very good indeed, Bob,” I said. ”Bangs will be only too glad to publish it. It is very creditable. Put your name to it, however, if it goes into the _Argus_, or the colonel will persuade the community that he is the author of it.”

”He will have to get a new brain-pan set in before he can write anything as good,” said Bob.

”It is a very amusing story,” remarked Mrs. Adeler. ”I had no idea that you ever attempted such things. It is quite good, is it not, lieutenant?”

”Oh, very good indeed,” said Smiley. ”V-e-r-y good. Quite an achievement, in fact. Ha! ha! do you know that name 'Chubb' reminds me of a very comical incident.”

”Indeed?”

”Ha! yes! Old General Chubb was the actor in it. Perhaps you knew him, Parker?”