80 Chapter 79. (1/2)

(POV Sanji)

It's been five days since my run in with father in law in that virtual racing game. Since then I've holed myself up in my room thinking of methods to increase my cultivation speed.

Thankfully, my prayers were answered, I was rewarded for all my efforts and I luckily came up with something brilliant to further increase my cultivation speed. I explained my idea to the little girl and with sparkles in her eyes she had engineers put it together in a rush.

If one wished to know what this brilliant idea was, it was something that would revolutionize the world of cultivation just as a certain man I will call, Mister Jobs, once did in the world of technology. I termed this masterpiece… wait for it… wait for it... The iRobot 1.0. Thanks to this invention, I was finally cultivating like a true cultivator. With all the build up, I bet anyone would be curious as to what this cultivating machine actually did.

Well, that's top secret, I can't just disclose such confidential secrets so easily. If trade secrets on such a high level were to leaked so easily I would have no one to blame but myself. I feel anxious even thinking about what this work of wonders is capable of accomplishing. After all, who knows who could miraculously be listening in on my internal thoughts through methods unknown to me?

”Husband, I've been meaning to ask for a while now, what's with this power suit like thing you've been wearing? Actually what are you trying to do anyways?”

”Oh, my wife, you're back?”

”No. I just had a bit of free time and I was curious as to what you were up to. When I noticed the stupid suit you were wearing, the curiosity got the best of me.”

”My wife, try not to be too shocked.”

”I don't really see what there could be that would make me shocked.”

”I'm cultivating.”

My wife just looked at me with a stupid expression like she didn't understand.

”...”

”There's no need to be so speechless my wife. It is as exactly as I have said. I have peered into the secrets of the world and have become enlightened on the way of cultivation.”

”So the suit attached to your arms, supporting your back and legs while pushing your body up and down off the ground is supposed to be you cultivating? That third arm sprouting from your chest scrolling on your phone while you read a web novel is you cultivating? ”

”Of course.”

”The iRobot 1.0 allows me to both cultivate my body and mind all at once. My wife, how can I not be serious when I am putting in double the effort like this?.”

”I don't get how you can say that with such a dead serious face.”

”My wife, I have been plagued recently by how slowly I have been progressing in my cultivation lately. It has truly burdened my soul, body and mind. Thus, I knew I had to change. Yes, for the sake of our nightlife and future children, I knew I needed to increase my cultivation speed.”

”Husband, are you serious?”

My wife's expression contorted just as she questioned how serious I was. It was rather obvious why. The iRobot was truly living up to its name. Right before my wife's eyes, I had broken through to become a 9th realm semi transcendent.

It really appeared my wife wanted to cry. It looks like she was so moved by all the hard work I've put in to reach this stage. After my breakthrough, I got up and embraced her and said in a deep manly voice, ”don't worry my wife, your husband is here to shoulder your burdens. It's okay to be moved to tears by your husband's efforts my little darling wife.”

”I don't want a husband like this! Can't you just cultivate like a normal person and not ruin my image of cultivation all the time?! Damn it, you're practically denying all cultivators efforts across all the realms! I've never seen such a shameless method to cultivate before!”

”My wife, it couldn't be? Are you jealous right now? Don't worry, I didn't forget about my precious wife. I naturally had the iRobot Pink made as well. Now we can both cultivate at the same time.”

Right as I pointed to the pink power suit to one side of the room a ripping sound rang out from below while the soft sensation embraced within my arms disappeared..

Ah. She fled like a rabbit escaping a predator into a tear in space.

Tch. Just when I thought we could cultivate together as a happy family of two. I even went through all the effort to get this second one made for my wife, such a shame.

It was only now it hit me. I had just come to the realization of how powerful a weapon the iRobot Pink was. This was truly an unexpected monstrous weapon that could even leave lower realm gods like my wife trembling and fleeing in fear. Thanks to my wife, I realized I truly could not leave this monstrosity of a weapon out for the public. If such a powerful weapon was dropped into the world of mortals, the repercussions could be unimaginable. Therefore I decided to seal this forbidden weapon away and only bring it out in times of dire need.

(POV Megumi)

What the hell does my husband want me to wear? Lame! So lame! So freaking lame! You want me to wear that disgusting pink abomination? Thanks to this incident, I've come to realize my husband has no fashion sense at all. He probably even thinks the power suit he's wearing looks cool.

Ahahah, why is my husband so lazy? Can he not just cultivate normally? It's so embarrassing, what am I going to do when asked, how did your husband increase his mental energy to such levels in the future? Do I pull out a web novel and point at it confidently? How about how my husband cultivated from a mere mortal to a god? Do I have to pull out that stupid pink power suit and smugly look at them with disdain and say, ”this!”

Will I need to demonstrate his mighty push ups as well? Will his secret finishing move in the future be ”one push up to rule the world”?

”Ahhhhhhh! I don't want a husband with such an stupid, embarrassing finishing move!”

I was still curious about what husband was doing so I decided to peek on him while hidden within a tear in space.

What the heck is this? He's doing squats now? Did he get tired of being in the same position all the time? What does he really think cultivation is? Exercise? Shouldn't it be deeper that that? Like, oh, I don't know, maybe something about understanding the laws of the world?!