51 Chapter 50. (2/2)
”What?! Are you kidding me? Isn't it just thanks to the effect of that mysterious pill from last night?”
”What are you talking about? Didn't I tell you before, this venerable master has used simple words several times before to allow me to gain enlightenment? He has already done so on three separate occasions. He is a miraculous and unfathomable existence whose wisdom cannot be judged by those of the mortal world.”
”Little darling, are you sure you are not just being scammed every time?”
”Impossible.” I had absolute unwavering confidence in this venerable master. There was no way a person who cared so much and was so considerate towards me would ever be a scammer.
”I understand.”
She said that with a strange expression on her face and mumbled inaudibly so I couldn't make out what she said. When I read her lips it looked like she said, ”little darling is too naive, I must take it upon my back to unveil the true colors of that incompetent, perverted faker.”
I couldn't believe she would say that after all my effort so I just shook my head and thought I probably misinterpreted what she mumbled.
After she said that, she moved the same way she had been a few minutes earlier like she wasn't quite finished yet.
Shortly after she began the second round, one of the men who had secretly observed everything tapped on her shoulder and said awkwardly, ”young miss, we've arrived.”
”Tch. Already?! Didn't I say to take your time so I could have my fun?”
”Young miss, it's been an hour already. That's already three times the length of time it should have taken us to get here.”
”Haaaah. Just when it was getting good too.”
”Young miss, it is already incredible how quickly your cultivation has increased. You are already an 8th realm mortal. You have within a single day become the strongest person in the world if we exclude the little friend you are straddling on top of right now.”
”Fine, I guess I am being greedy here. Little darling we will continue where we left off earlier later. That friend of mine is waiting for us below.”
She quickly tied up the right side of the bottom piece she wore under the cover of my sect garment. When she was done, she dressed me like some sort of veteran within seconds.
Does this big sister do this alot? Scary! Stripping her victims of their clothes and eating them as she pleases. Then wrapping them up and storing them away for later meals.
Just how many people has she eaten?
”Little darling although you don't say anything, for some reason I feel like you have some sort of strange misunderstanding based upon that expression of yours. If you're wondering why I'm so good at dressing you up, that is because I have practiced a lot in my line of business.”
She eats people as part of her business?! She is too terrifying.
While I only misunderstood he further, she grabbed my hand and jumped out of the object that was hovered in the sky. While we descended, she grabbed onto a rope tied to the inside of bladed object in the air with her free hand and slowed our fall until we eventually landed on the ground.
In front of us was what appeared to be someone's residence. It looked a bit worn down, but it felt very homely and peaceful. For some reason I felt a strange connection between the place. I really didn't quite understand why that was the case.
It felt like I had felt this feeling before. I was unable to put together where it was I had felt this way from before.
Seeing me standing there with a blank face the big sister said, ”little darling, come. Let me introduce you to my girlfriend. She'll surely be shocked when she sees you.”
I followed behind her while she went towards the door. Before she even knocked on the door it flung open and a foot flew towards her and firmly planted itself on her face. She just stood there like she expected this to happen.