52 Chapter 51. (1/2)
”Shina? Why do you always greet me this way? Aren't we supposed to be best friends?”
”Aoi, how many times have I told you not to come in a helicopter?”
”I've lost count.”
”At least keep count, will you?”
”Haaaah. I know I said it was an emergency, but it's embarrassing when the neighbors crowd around thinking the cops are making a raid everytime you come over.”
The friend she talked to spoke in a monotonous uncaring voice, it was clear she hid her expressions deeply.
When I looked at her, I felt a sense of familiarity, like I somehow knew her. Though I was certain I definitely never met her before.
”Eh? Who's this kid? Aio… you didn't… did you? You finally broke the law? Haaaah.”
Big sister's friend just shook her head with clear remorse expressed in her eyes as she took out a… phone?!
Oh my god! Another person chosen by the realm?! How can this be possible?
While I stood there with wide eyes like a frightened deer, that big sister's friend looked at me like I was some kind of traumatized victim. She said, ”poor child. To be the victim of such a terrible crime. He looks too pitiful.”
While the big sister called Shina said that, her phone was ringing while what I assumed was supposed to be her friend, the big sister I had come here with, flailed her hands around desperately trying to grab the phone from her hand at all costs. Shina still had her foot firmly planted on big sister Aoi's face which prevented her from getting any closer.
I didn't understand why big sister Aoi held back though.
She is clearly stronger than her friend right now and she can easily take the device away.
Oh! That's why, she must be holding back since if she takes her phone away, her friend may die. She is just acting right now. That makes much more sense. But how can there be two chosen by the realm?
”Hello? Police? We have a sex offender here who needs to be taken away.”
”Shina! He said he's sixteen! I'm safe! Safe! I swear on my life. I wouldn't cross that line. There was even mutual consent.”
”Officer, she is even trying to lie about his age. What do I do?”
Big sister Aoi looked towards me with a pleading gaze in her eyes clearly begging me to do something.
I felt like it would be troublesome if I told the truth now so I said, ”it's the truth, I am sixteen. I suppose I did willingly come along with her.”
”Officer, it appears I might have jumped the gun. Sorry. Thank you for the hard work. Goodbye.”
After she saw Shina end the call Aoi had a look of relief on her face like she was relieved of a great weight off her chest. When I looked at her chest I just shook my head. I must be imagining things, those look pretty heavy still. Are your shoulders okay big sister? Do they hurt?
By the way, Is that officer person really that scary? Scarier than this big sister who eats people? Isn't this pocket realm too horrifying? Why do so many monsters exist here?
Can I just go back home, hide in my cave and cultivate for a few more years before coming back?
No, if I do that the inheritance would definitely be snatched away by then. Venerable master told me to work hard and find the inheritance. I must not let down his expectations.
”Shina! You finally understand your best friend would never cross that line? We're best friends after all. How could you try to send your best friend to jail so heartlessly like that?”
”Pedo.”
”Ugh. I'm not. Also, I'd prefer if you called me a shotacon. Besides that Shina, he looks so young but he's quite an animal. Truly a wolf hiding in sheep's clothing, you have no idea how g… mmmph? Mmm?”
Shina stuck her foot in big sister Aoi's mouth to prevent her from speaking any further like she didn't want to know.
”I've had enough of hearing about your life as a sexual deviant deceiving young guys with your overly skimpy clothing.”
When Shina removed her foot from Aoi's mouth big sister Aoi was panting strangely for some reason with a flushed face.
”Shina's the best after all. Why can't you just swing that way? That play of yours really is top quality. Your lack of shame as you shove your foot down another girl's mouth while flashing your sexy black panties. You aren't fair Shina. I'm going to want to push you down if you tease me like that.”
”Aoi, I didn't call you over so I could be sexually harassed. I called you over because it was an emergency.”
”What? The Shina who didn't panic or ask for any help when guys continually stole her change of clothes during P.E. or sport events has an emergency that even has her flustered? All those guys who would stand there planting your clothes onto their faces and inhaling with a perverted look on their faces didn't faze you. Now you're telling me something that surpasses that has transpired?! If this isn't an emergency, then emergencies may as well no longer exist!”
”By guys, you mean you, right? The perverted blond bimbo who, rather than just standing, would be rolling around on the ground with my panties in her mouth and breathing through my skirt attached to her face like she was trying to become a single entity with it?”
”Panties are justice, skirts are life. How can you not understand your good sister's love and care for you?”
”Haaaah, whatever miss idiotic, disgustingly perverted, blond bimbo with the overly high sex drive.”
”Who is this little friend really though?”
”He's my man.”
”What? Sorry, I think I heard incorrectly. Can you repeat that?”
”He's my sex buddy, pimp, sugar daddy, young lover, favorite stick, food provider, the guy who spins me right round baby right round.”
”Sorry, I think I heard a list of really absurd titles just now, some stranger than others.”
”I'm his woman.”
”I see.”
”Did you really think I'd say that?! Are you kidding me? The slutty blond bimbo from high school and university who constantly harassed me for years on end got domesticated?”
”Well, I haven't entirely agreed yet. He wants other women after all. I first need to see if he can keep me satisfied when he is so greedy.”
Shina's mask cracked a little as she showed quite a few strange expressions on her face in contrast to her previous indifference. There was confusion, shock, doubt, and joy all showing through the momentary lapse in her indifferent uncaring facade.
Shortly after she realized she made a blunder she returned to her cold expressionless face with calm indifferent eyes.
She looked like a buddha when she faced towards me and patted my shoulder and hugged me for a moment whereupon she said, ”good luck.” When she let me go she gave me a thumbs up like she was trying to encouraging me.
The contrast between what she showed on her face and her actions formed a disharmonic and incongruous picture that left me slightly baffled.
Hidden within her eyes was a sparkle; such that, if you did not pay close attention, you would easily miss it.