31 Chapter 30. (1/2)

Oh my god.

I didn't notice it when I woke up due to all the external stimulus and distractions, but I really must have gotten laid. This is the only possible explanation. There is no way while I was asleep I broke through to become a 5th realm semi transcendent. This isn't the same as the mortal realm, right? There is no way someone can break through within one day just from normal sleep. It must be a result of my wife!

”My darling wife, my cultivation has advanced. I can only thank you from the bottom of my heart. How about we dual cultivate every night?”

”Husband, you do know dual cultivation is just a fabrication, right?”

”What? No no no. How can that be my wife? Am I not the evidence that it is true?”

”Husband, I understand you want to be merry every night but dual cultivation really is a scam.”

”No way… really?”

”Yes it is.”

If I could see my wife's fingers crossed behind her back I would probably die from regret for naively believing her words so easily. I was unaware my wife was saving it for when I was at a higher realm to help me with breaking through. Naturally I was also completely unaware of the truth of the events that transpired last night.

If I knew the ten rounds she was talking about was the ten hits on my head with a brick, I really don't know what hole I could hide in that would be deep enough to bury myself within to cry away my sorrows.

”Haah, how can such a wonderful dream be false?”

I was grasping at straws as I pleaded, ”how can we know for sure without more testing? My wife, perhaps there is some truth to it?”

”There is none whatsoever.”

”Then how did I break through?”

”I would like to know that more than you, trust me I really would.”

”There is something in this world that my wife does not understand?”

My wife said with distant eyes, ”there are many things in this world that are incomprehensible.”

”You have gotten a lot better at posing my wife.”

She said with a cute posture while tilting her head slightly, ”my husband likes to pose so why can't I?”

I love my wife even if she does tease me to death. Her words although scary at times always seem to make me feel happy deep down. Isn't she a bit too good at this though? She was single for two billion years.

”Wife you seem really experienced.”

”I have a master who is renowned for her abilities in matters concerning the heart. She taught me plenty while I was under her. Really. A lot of things. Hahaha.”

It felt like there was a story behind it and I wanted to ask her about it but her eyes told me not to ask. I suppose there is some use to the system after all.

The things she doesn't want to tell me, I can fetch them from the system.

I decided I would secretly look into it when I had some free time. If I knew that master was a goddess of the same level as my wife at this moment, I would definitely have made some excuse to use the washroom to pull up those scenes without hesitation. Ignorance is bliss though.

Being ignorant of her tutelage by that goddess master of my wife truly was for the best right now. It is best to save such material for desperate times. You could not possibly imagine just how amazing those memories of hers were though. However, that would be a story for a later date.

For now, it was time to turn my attention to the pressing matters at hand. Well, not so much pressing, but it was for the sake of my entertainment.

”Little wife, regarding the trial by fire that is going to be held. It should be starting today, right?”

”Now that you mention it. You're right. It is today. It looks like they are preparing to kick things off.”

My wife walked over to me and grabbed onto my hand as she pulled me through a rift in space.

When we reappeared we were surrounded by a crowd of disciples all dressed in the sect's familiar white robes.

I scanned the crowd and quickly discovered the two main stars of the show that was about to unfold.

I really hope little Han heeds my words. Over the five days we spent together after the spectacular earth shaking event with the purple clouds I drilled quite a bit of knowledge into his head.

I reinforced the idea that love was not only a battlefield, but a war. I told him that he could not let one loss on the battlefield determine the outcome of the war.

I even taught him the secret technique push and pull; hot and cold strategic tactic number one. It was the tactic that I found was very effective on the little girl. I explained the various usages and times when it was best to put it into action. After five days of excruciating training he managed to meet the bare minimum of the requirements to use this legendary secret technique of mine. All this time he has only been using the pull and hot in the technique. He has never once gone the other way. Such a sudden change in attitude is sure to catch that little girl's attention.

Of course the entire time my little wife was constantly secretly rolling her eyes. While other times she would be stomping her feet in irritation as I continually deceived little Han with my venomous words.

If you don't want me to corrupt him, why don't you step in my wife? I know you are secretly enjoying it. No need to put on an act for me. I can see right through your act.

I've never told anyone before, but my eyes contain a great power. The power to see through all deception. The power to find all truths buried in lies. Yes, that is right. The power to see through all posers!

Such is the grand fate of this little husband. With great power comes great responsibility. I must never forget to use my power with discretion to not anger all men and gods across the realms. The wrath of heaven is not something I can face by myself just yet.

”Husband are you thinking about something pointless again?”

”I was just thinking about how beautiful you are.”