30 Chapter 29. (1/2)

Opening my eyes a stinging pain assaulted my senses. It felt like a terrible hangover.

My head was in great pain, but my body felt strangely blissful for some reason. A certain little friend was even wide awake.

When I regained my awareness I could feel a wondrous soft sensation wrapping around one side of my body.

I was facing the ceiling and once I looked downwards I saw a silky smooth arm resting peacefully on top of my bare chest. When I traced it back to its origin I was almost shocked witless.

Has my goddess decided to bless me on this fine morning?

Two bare mountainous peaks buried my left arm in a heavenly valley. I couldn't get a good look due to how close she was to me, but I was very close to seeing it all. I only had a top down view, but it was nonetheless a unbelievably magnificent sight.

Her hair was scattered across my bare chest giving her a slightly wild feeling.

My lord. What did I do last night? Why can I not remember a thing?! Are the heavens playing some sort of sick and cruel joke with this husband on this fine morning?

Did we go all the way? If you are telling me I cannot remember my first time, I may as well just kill myself now!

This is strange though. My little brother doesn't look tired in the least. Little wife that bent leg of yours squeezing it between your joint is not doing my friend over there any favors in maintaining his cool.

I can definitely look at that exposed thigh all day, but could you maybe move it a bit please? Just a slight jerk towards the ceiling would be enough to save a life. Although many other lives may be lost in the process as a result of your actions.

”Mmmmm… mmmmhmmm.”

”...”

”Husband… hah”

”Yes?” What do you mean by calling my name then moaning out like that while tensing up and curling your toes and tightening your grip on me with that dangerously positioned leg? Please explain to your ignorant husband the ways of the world my dear wife.

”Mmmm?”

I said in the most loving voice I could muster, ”what is it my little wife?”

She opened her eyes half way and dreamily said with boundless love in her eyes.

”You were amazing last night.”

Three words.

Kill.

Me.

Now!

Why don't I remember how awesome and manly I was last night? No matter how I tried to remember us monkeying around, it just would not come back to me. When did we do it? How many times? How long did I last? Would she forgive me if I said I forgot?

”Little wife… I have something very important to ask.”

”What is it my most beloved husband?”

”If I said I didn't remember what happened last night would you be mad?”

”Not at all husband. It was rather wild last night. It is perfectly understandable if you do not remember. It wouldn't be strange if you had a massive headache right now as well. It did take ten good shots… forgive me, even your little wife is a bit groggy in the head after how much I did it last night. I meant to say you did last ten rounds after all.”

At first I felt there was something strange about her words but hearing her follow up it made a bit of sense.

Mom. Dad. It looks like a graduated. I couldn't stop the tear that trickled down the side of my cheek.

It was a shame I didn't notice the playful grin of triumph on my little wife's face or the tongue she stuck out. I also failed to notice the roll of her eyes shortly after she saw the single tear I let slip out.

”Then little wife, since we have already done the deed, how about helping your husband one more time with an urgent problem?”

”Husband, you can't expect your sleepy wife to do it every single time your friend wants to play, can you?”

”Why not control yourself a bit more?”