Part 3 (2/2)

That all great men have illegible signatures.

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That all iron-moulders and steam-fitters, back in the days of freedom, used to get drunk every Sat.u.r.day night.

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That if a man takes a cold bath regularly every morning of his life he will never be ill.

--30

That ginger snaps are made of the sweepings of the floor in the bakery.

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That every circus clown's heart is breaking for one reason or another.

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That a bull-fighter always has so many women in love with him that he doesn't know what to do.

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That George M. Cohan spends all his time hanging around Broadway cafes and street-corners making flip remarks.

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That one can never tell accurately what the public wants.

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That every time one sat upon an old-fas.h.i.+oned horse-hair sofa one of the protruding sharp hairs would stab one through the union suit.

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That when an ocean vessel collides with another vessel or hits an iceberg and starts to sink, the s.h.i.+p's band promptly rushes up to the top deck and begins playing ”Nearer, My G.o.d, to Thee.”

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