Part 3 (1/2)

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That the old ladies on summer hotel verandas devote themselves entirely to the discussion of scandals.

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That a bachelor, expecting a feminine visitor, by way of subtle preliminary strategy smells up his rooms with j.a.panese punk.

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That all one has to do to gather a large crowd in New York is to stand on the curb a few moments and gaze intently at the sky.

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That one can get an excellent bottle of wine in France for a franc.

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That it is dangerous to drink out of a garden hose, since if one does one is likely to swallow a snake.

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That all male negroes can sing.

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That when a girl enters a hospital as a nurse, her primary object is always to catch one of the doctors.

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That the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.

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That a young girl ought to devote herself sedulously to her piano lessons since, when she is married, her playing will be a great comfort to her husband.

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That all theater box-office employes are very impolite and hate to sell a prospective patron a ticket.

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