Volume I Part 5 (1/2)
* * in publica commoda peccem Si longo sermone morer tua tempora----”
Just at the moment that the words of old Flaccus were flowing forth from the tongue of the obsequious Baronet, in a mellifluent Cork or Kerry brogue, the butler entered the drawing-room, and announced, to the great delight of Sir Patricius, that ”dinner was served.” The Duke, drawing the arm of the d.u.c.h.ess beneath his own, for a moment stopped, and said playfully--”See, my good Sir Patricius, how opportunely Mercury pops in to clip the wings of Pegasus, and announce that the banquet of the G.o.ds is ready; and now to our repast with all the appet.i.te we may!”
Sir Patricius bowed, and handing the ladies Let.i.tia and Lucy, followed to the dinner-room, solemnly muttering to himself,
DOSS MOI, TANE STIGMEN!
while stately he moved along with an increased stride and att.i.tude of dignity.
CHAPTER IV.
Por cierto, Senor Gobernador * * * * que vuesa merced tiene mucha razon en quanto ha dicho: y que yo ofrezco en nombre de todos los insulanos desta insula, que han de servir a vuesa merced con toda puntualidad, amor y benevolencia, porque el suave modo gobenar que en estos principios vuesa merced ha dado, no les da lugar de hacer, ni de pensar cosa que en deservicio de vuesa merced redunde.
DON QUIXOTE, tome IV.
TRANSLATION.
Doubtless, Sir Governor * * * * you have much reason in all you have been pleased to say: and let me promise you, in behalf of all the inhabitants of this island, that they shall serve your will and pleasure with all due diligence, love, and good-will; for the sweet and mild mode of government that hitherto in the beginning you have administered to them, causes them neither to do, nor even to think, aught that may redound disloyal to your government.
DON QUIXOTE, vol. IV.
Before the Duke had arisen upon the ensuing morning the d.u.c.h.ess thus addressed him, and p.r.o.nounced, if we may so express it, the curtain-lecture, with which the reader is here made acquainted:--
”My dear and much beloved Lord, you are now about to a.s.sume the government of your native island, a land richly abundant in agricultural and commercial resources, possessing a peasantry inured to toil, hardy, industrious, and intelligent; keenly alive to and sensible of wrong and injustice, yet still a pa.s.sive and a patient people, who, like the Roman ox, stand ready victims, stationed between the ploughshare and the altar, alike prepared for the yoke or for sacrifice!--a soil luxuriant for tillage or for pasture, abounding in quarries, mines, and minerals; blest with a mild and temperate climate, and adorned with scenery picturesque, romantic, and sublime; with mountains high as the lofty spirit of the race who inhabit them, and with harbours (open as their generous hearts) expanding their numerous emporiums to receive the tribute of every coast and every clime.
”Remember, I pray thee, my good Lord, a pa.s.sage which once we read, and that I never can forget; we found it in the Lives of Plutarch, where we are told the courtiers of Philip of Macedon essayed to mount and master the n.o.ble animal Bucephalus, afterwards the war-horse of the great and renowned Alexander. Courtier succeeding courtier attempted to mount the back of Bucephalus, but in vain. They knew, indeed, how to cringe, and fawn, and flatter in a despot's court, but they were wholly ignorant and incompetent how to manage this n.o.bly spirited war-horse; their shadows, as they successively attempted to mount, startled the steed, and they could make nothing of it. It was then that the son of Ammon sprang forth, and said, 'Father, give him into my hands; I see the n.o.ble bearing of the proud and generous animal, let me too, therefore, have a trial!' The request was granted. When Alexander, leading him into the shade where the steed neither startled by the shadow of his person nor the flowing of his mantle, Alexander instantly sprung upon his back, and galloped him several times past the presence of Philip, reining him with full command, wheeling him round in full career, and then suddenly halting to address his admiring king and father, and no less astonished courtiers. At length, overcome with joy and admiration, Philip exclaimed to Alexander, 'Go, go, my son, and seek to rule over other realms, for Macedonia is too small for thee!' Yes, my dear Lord, I at once see you forcibly feel the allusion. In the hands of ignorant, or stupid, or bigoted governors, and their underlings, Ireland shall ever prove and remain untractable, as Bucephalus was in the clumsy and untoward hands of the courtiers of Macedon; but rule the inhabitants of this isle with gentleness and moderation, with equal and impartial justice, alike administered to all beneath a mild and conciliatory government, and then mark how submissively they shall obey their ruler. In peace you shall see drawn home the heavy harvest team; and on the day of battle our navies shall ride triumphant, and our armies march victorious!”
The Duke smiled at the conclusion of this lengthened lecture; but he was truly pleased withal at the judicious remarks, the sound sense, and also with the enthusiastic feeling of his d.u.c.h.ess; and he said somewhat gaily, ”Bravo! well done, my Katherine. I long knew the extensive range of your reading and information; but, 'fore Jupiter Ammon, I _certes_ did not know until the present what a famous politician thou hast become. Thou a.s.suredly hast p.r.o.nounced a very notable and altisonant lecture upon legislation, wherewithal from which I fully trust that I shall ultimately derive much advantage. But yet under favour, lady mine, my vice-regal _femme covert_, you will peradventure please to carry in your n.o.ble recollection, that I am no sovereign prince or potentate, and that the _roy le veult_ belongs not to me, but to my royal master; that simply I am but a deputy, and therefore it is evident that I can have no will of mine own, but, on the contrary, that every measure must emanate from the throne. However, it is nevertheless true, that although I owe much to my regarded sovereign, yet unhappily should this reflected light of majesty prove to be but mere ”disastrous twilight,” I have still the power to resign; and albeit I am not devoid certainly of ambition, yet there exists not a man who is more attached to retirement than what I confessedly am;--none, I am sure, more devoted to his country, friends, family, and home!”
The intention of the Duke of Tyrconnel being fixed to pursue his journey onward without unnecessary delay, to a.s.sume the reins of his vice-regal government, His Grace and his amiable d.u.c.h.ess descended betimes to the breakfast saloon. The Duke was in uncommon good spirits, spoke sportively to his beloved Adelaide. The Ladies Let.i.tia and Lucy soon made their appearance, and Sir Patricius was not the last to take his station at the breakfast-table, on which was duly placed every solace for the regalement of the worthy Baronet, if indeed a salutary morning walk amid the mountain-air could have rendered his appet.i.te fastidious.
The Duke soon began in a jocular way to rally the Ladies Let.i.tia and Lucy, by observing, ”I propose very soon, gentle ladies, so hearken to me both, to dispose of you twain by promotion--in the temple of Hymen!
What say ye, ladies fair, to my proposition? Doubtless it will meet with your joint approval, and most dutiful concurrence to my high and puissant command!”
Lady Lucy replied, that she had no wish nor intention whatsoever to alter her situation, feeling perfectly happy and contented as she was, desirous of no change, and fully resolved, as far as was within her control, that no cruel _empechement_ should ever separate her from those she so dearly regarded and loved.
Lady Let.i.tia said in reply: ”As for your _high men_, they are always sure to have their own high ways in aught perchance they would do or dare; and I needs must observe that I have no wish whatever to be connected with such high cavaliers, having, alas! upon a former occasion experienced much vexation and disappointment at the hands of one of those said _high men_.”
”Prithee, Let.i.tia, explain in what manner,” rejoined the Duke.
”You must know, then, that a proposal of marriage was made to me from one of n.o.ble birth, and likewise of affluent fortune, while you, my Lord, were absent in foreign lands. The gentleman was the Honourable Mr.
Gwillim Ap-Gwillim, of Caper Ap-Shenkin, in North Wales, who was not slow in using every endeavour to win my love and affections; and, alas!
he succeeded but too well in the accomplishment of his wishes. But after all, a long courts.h.i.+p and fair promises, this Cambrian proved himself to be one of your '_perhaps_' knights-errant; and so, my good Lord, no more of them for poor me! The man, prince, potentate, or peer, who deals in the shuffling word '_perhaps_,' shall never possess my affection, nor have my hand in the tie of holy wedlock. Never, I am resolved. No; for ever I forswear and detest the word, as being the most offensive and deceitful in the English tongue, past, present, or to come.”
”Hold, hold, Let.i.tia,” said the Duke, ”you are off in full gallop from your story. Pray rein in thy n.o.ble indignation and imagination awhile, and do let us have the conclusion of your most tragical hero, whom you stigmatize with the t.i.tle and appanage of '_perhaps_?'”
”I fairly promised my hand where before I had given my heart; that is to say, provided you had so approved; and while matters were, as I conceived, happily arriving, as I had fondly hoped, at the long wished claracism (_eclairciss.e.m.e.nt_), who would have suspected or have dreamed the result?