17 Chaos ensues 1 (1/2)

Why do I get the odd feeling, that many of those bugs were caused by me?. Well regardless, I have to focus on the important information.If I survive, the server restart against all odds, I have to be aware of the religious nutjobs, trying their hardest to kill monsters and please the church.

And here I thought that it would be easy as pie after my metamorphosis finally finishes. But that's life, no point wasting my time lamenting about it. Otherwise, I might as well get a shovel and dig my own grave now. Though that would prove quite difficult to accomplish because I am not able to move a single muscle even now.

So the possible sources of my demise are Monsters, Players, Waterfalls. The good news is, that most likely I will not meet too many Players on one spot, because they don't want to share their hard earned points. Furthermore, even though they have hinted at my general location, they referred to this cave as a place for children and these creatures here are not worth any points at all. This is all based on the assumption, that the cocoon I am currently inside of was not built somewhere else.

Apparently, the system can't even recognize what I am in the first place. At the beginning I was just a player due to the influence of the Observer, now they refer to me as a named NPC. A mixture out of my former soul and a body that is just pure data. How does that even work out in the first place?

Ah fuck it, I should focus on the important stuff first, before answering those kinds of questions. The only preparations I can take at the moment are either based on a lot of uncertainties and all possible scenarios depend on too many circumstances. So in order to maximize my chances of survival, I have to exploit my connection to the that Holy-Tube.

Even though I can't create my own video and spread rumours that way, I still can influence the others be exploiting the newfound public image of ”Call me Daddy”, most people are not used to the impersonation that I was used to in my old world. So I will act like an insider and drop several hints about good ways to get some points. I still can exploit the craze about the Fanclub surrounding myself.

So my goals are

1) Survive at all cost, by minimizing the risk of encountering stuff that can kill me in my current form

2) Find a path that enables my survival without fighting and getting tortured by religious nutjobs every day.

3) Have other plans, if everything fails and I know my current luck.

4) Find a way to get stronger

5) Get to know, why I am here in the first place.

6) Dictate my own Fate

So let us start the operation, I creatively tilted ”Chaos ensues”, at first I clicked on the newest video, of Call Me Daddy tilted ”The search for Boytoy continues”, yeah I don't like my new nickname one bit. In his videos, he checked on fan theories what happened to me after they left me as bait. The most popular one was that I just despawned because I was just some sort of advertisement. But the developers denied that rumour. So let them rile themselves up, I posted several comments stating many plausible options.