Vol 1 Chapter 1 (2/2)
”Oil larant lish quiz”
Opening my eyes, I still saw a complete blank answer sheet
”Did I use the wrong method to wish?”
I scratched hts story Aladdin had to rub his oil laenie Perhaps I ht need to do this too
As such, I closedthe answer sheet with both of ,
”Abracadabra! Abracadabra! Oil lalish quiz for me!”
Of course, the answer sheet was still blank as ever
”Is ?”
I continued to close my eyes, and tried to come up with any spell that streamed into my mind
”God of answers, give th and thy power”
I then opened up ht in front of me
”Umm!” She cleared her throat
”Have you watched too much 'God of Ga your answer sheet you can rub the answers of your classmates to your own answer sheet?”
Surprised, I began my foolish talk
”UmmI only need a sprinkle of inspiration You know, if Honore de Balzac[4] doesn't drink coffee, he can't write thosenovels”
”As you wish After all, I'll collect the answer sheets once the time's up”
The English teacher decided to leave me alone and walk back to the teacher's table
””
It was obvious I did a totally bad job in lish quiz, so I decided to rush into the ht after the end of the lesson to find my lovely servant
”Umm!” I shut the door of the toilet stall, rubbed my hands, and looked at the toilet in front of me
It was the most common toilet you could find Its white surface had bits of yellow traces The upper rubber seat had black shoe-prints The water cupboard at the back was even doodled with foul language Speculating from its appearance, no one would think this was the toilet that had inherited the power of Aladdin's lamp And to be frank, this was the first time I had looked at a toilet with such detail
”Master” The toilet's voice sounded out anew
”UmmWhat should I do if I want to make a wish?”
Actually I had guessed that already, but I still had soe
”The saenie”
The toilet said the thing that I didn't want to do the most
”After you rub enie, will come out from a white smoke”
”UmSo I have to rub the toilet every time I want to make a wish?” I was still a bit reluctant
”Yes Only through that can you call forth me”
The toilet complemented his explanation,
”However, every time you call forth me, I will stay at your side and listen to your orders until I have used up all of my stamina After that you will have to coain”
”Stamina? Does that mean you can't do too much exercise?”
I asked curiously
”I do notpower for a genie itself It's like the power of existence of a sorcerer Even if a sorcerer still has soic too frequently without a rest”
”All right Though I don't understand, but I will after I've tried it”
I knelt down, took out a toilet paper, and started rubbingthe toilet
Bonnnnggggg! In the white s that looked like a toilet ”How is this different from that before I called forth?” I rolled my eyes
Nevertheless, the toilet in the white se, like the cars in the movie 'Transforan toall kinds of body parts, and out cas, and at last becamea toilet robot
I said coldly after exa the whole transformation process,
”How cool! MrToilet Genie I thought you would becoenie ould tell jokes in cartoons ”
”Actually you can spend four thousand units to'Transforhed
”However, if you stop calling me 'toilet' and call lad”
”And you name is?”
”Aave o”
”I don't think this is a good name”
”Master, I think I'm pretty luck already”
Ammonia continued,
”That guy who became the candle was called forth a few tiht bulb was invented Another guyeven irlfriend were spending the night together when they couldn't find the condom The owner then used him to”
”Mmm”
I could iuy most likely couldn't find the next ten thousandth user!
”Another one became underpants He wandered in the old clothes recycle bin for a long time until he met the first ten thousandth person ore hiht the way he calls forth him was too indecent, so he rarely came out”
”Okay! I don't care about these things”
I rubbedto make a wish
”So, I can make any wish, can't I?
”Not Really The wish must be one of the selectable options”
Ammonia reached his hand into 'the hole in his stoive me
”This is the 'Magic Index and Catalogue' It contains detail infory used for each spell, the effect, and potential problems You can take it as reference, master”
I looked at that thick book that was still dripping water It was so thick I would need all my textbooks with plus a dictionary to attain its thickness However, even if there were only ten pages, I still would not reach my hand to take it
”UmmYou can hold it for me”
I backed a few steps, afraid that the water dripping off the book would fall to my shoes or pants
”How strange A o wished forhim and other masters don't seem to want to take it to read”
Aic Index and Catalogue' back into 'the hole in his stomach'
”I want you to tell ranted or not, and whether there are any aftermath”
I then breathed deeply, ”MmmLet me first be a millionaire! How much units will be used for this spell?”
”There are two kinds The for a millionaire It is the same as what I have done before A virtual projections costs five thousand units each time”
Having heard what Ammonia said, I can't help but to protest,
”Who wants to be a fake millionaire? What I want is money!”
”You want real money? This is much easier, but it needs some time”
Seeing that Ammonia had a 'oh I see' on his face, it evoked me to beat up someone
”Nnnngggggggg”
He suddenly knelt down and used all of his strength into doing it It wasn't an easy spell after all But I still stood at a side in anticipation as this could give me a lot of money
Ding Dong!”
After three minutes, a wet ten-dollar fell out from 'the hole of his stomach' and landed on my hands
A,
”Complete”
”Wait This is only a ten-dollar!”
I was now holding a ten-dollar on my hand I didn't knohether I should still leave it lying there or throw it away After all, however unhygienic this may look, it still was money
”One unit can exchange one dollar in the current currency value”
Ammonia wiped some sweat that came from nowhere
”Master you have already used ten units Do you wish to continue?”
””
I looked at hih reat, I could still calculate that according to the current power Ammonia have I could at h school student, but there was still so a millionaire
Nevertheless, the biggest problem noas to rewash this money I took a toilet paper beside me and started to wipe my hands I mumbled while I was at it,
”What use does this dilettantist ic is really useful, let me just wish that all the beauty queens of nearby schools becoirlfriends!”
”The e the free will of humans”
Ammonia said helplessly,
”At most we could only just s of others”
”Hot oil laenies back then must have caused chaos in the world by now”
I said while wrapping the coin with a toilet paper meticulously
”If wishes likevolcanoes erupt, catch aliens, or conquering the world can be granted, then the world must have denatured by now
”The wish of conquering the world can actually be granted”
Ammonia said sheepishly
”But it needs ten thousand units”
”SoIt's great that you forced the users to watch that boring 'virtual projection'; otherwise, the world uys”
Feeling helpless, I said to Ammonia,
”Okay! Forget about what I just said I only have one question now: If I only talk with you and ask you questions, will any 'poo unit' be used?”
Ammonia was displeased with my use of words
”So, e test is all on you”
I gave him a smile and walked out of the toilet A,
”Can others see you?”
Ammonia replied,
”Every genie will protect theirto their own characteristics and specialties”
”It sounds like the 'avatars' in one a[5]”
I loweredover what cooler naenie Perhaps 'The Golden Star', or the 'Crazy Gallstone', or the 'Snake Pyraranted, but having a wonderful treasure beside h to make my life plentiful and joyful
Just when I laughed at ht, a person suddenly canised hiraphy
If with regards to appearance, Mr Yeung was surely an insignificant teacher He had a garlic nose, a baldhead, a beer gut, and an old-fashi+oned black fraular concentration he put in his lessons, there was no reason for him to become especially loved or liked by students
I had been an insignificant student in the class all along—nor could be said with the word 'nor the role of a low profile, having nor bad student in the class
The only thing different this ti directly to me and stopped in front of me
”XiaoGuo Zhang”
He handed me a promotional leaflet
”Please take your laenie with you to the library today after school There will be three people at that ti you and me”
”Ah” He had already left and walked to the other end of the corridor before I could react Then he disappeared in the corner of the classroom door
If I hadn't reenie' This eniehmenie successor' and trying to grab in more of the same people
I reave me and lowered my head to have a look There ords printed on it:
Welcoraphy Club
You can enhance your geography knowledge and irades with your friends here that also love to learn geography as much as you do
This club is directed by WenMing Yang Time: from Monday to Friday every lunch recess and Saturday PM 12:00
”I totally don't want to go there” I heaved a sigh,
”I have no interest in enhancing ot the worst grade! Why wasn't this club an 'ACG club' or a 'Movie Appreciation Club' such interesting or fun clubs?”
Ammonia shook his head and seemed to totally fail to understand what I had just said
Hmph! I don't care if he was also a 'successor of the laraphy Club' in the first place! And thus I crumpled the promotional leaflet into a ball and stuffed it insideto throw it into the recycle bin once I return to the classroom in a while
Okay! Honestly, if the 'successor of the laenie' was a beautiful felish Teacher Ms Xiao who had just coht as well join such an idiotic and boring club But if it was that bald o there
Speaking of which, thelike a Geographical Club, but the language test in the next lesson!
Nevertheless, I soon found out that though Ah colish, so the easiest thing like 'peeping the answers of the classmate beside me' was hard for him This saddened me a bit and also et back home
Very quickly, the bell for the disotten everything about the Geography Club