The Report The Earth Invasion In-Charges Subordinate Sent Is Extremely Strange. Oneshot (2/2)
《I don't have any memory of you dissecting me!》
As a result, I understood that even the greatest brains of Buglatt, without even having much muscle power,
《I'm being completely made into a fool!!》
Are existences equivalent to Mom to us Yui-chans.
《Who are you!?》
In spite of that, this inferior Buglatt has imprudently
《You b.a.s.t.a.r.d! I won't forgive you anymore!!》
Monopolised this great I.
《You're acting way too excessively self-conscious !!》
Stupid, Kiss me after all!
《He turned dere?[4]》
Hug me tightly! Lightly engage me in bloodbath!
《What kind of play is this!》
The Mirin[5] of the King who Mirin co-existence and co-prosperity is too Mirin Mirin!
《You're a cicada[6] or what!!?》
There is but a single organisation that has a force that can resist my kiss on this earth.
《You're too disgusting!》
Therefore, we must quickly get married before the invasion force crosses over to the destination!!!
《Absolutely Not!!》
I have already made preparations for a carrot carrying the Nikujaga[7] above the satellite orbit.
《You're threatening me! It seems delicious though!?》
If we launch my carrots, Lord General Buglatt will surely become beautiful and happy in ten seconds.
《What do you intend to do!?》
Making a mistake with the quant.i.ty of Mirin and trying to escape, even the best of carrots will be scrambling for the limited resources, hating each other, killing each other, in despair due to heat and thirst; and we will eat nutritious things slowly!
《I don't get it!》
It might be better to annihilate them all at once, but will I make for a good bride?
《I don't know!!! You're a man!!!》
The great Lord Onion!
《Who's the onion!!》
Now kiss me! Let's get married right away!
《Who'll do that! Uugh! Ralrun's going to be beheaded now!!!》
From Your Beloved Ralrun
《I don't want your love!》
Commander-in-Chief Buglatt, who read this report, abandoned the invasion, thinking there was no doubt that there was a virus spreading on Earth, resulting in an outbreak of a large number of h.o.m.os.
Thus, Ralrun, left in the lurch, protected the peace on Earth.
The End
T/N-
1. Raw says dono (殿). It's an archaic way of calling someone, similar to -san.↩
2. He says 貴様(kisama), a pretty rude way of addressing someone inferior. He refers to Ralrun in such a manner throughout the story.↩
3. He uses ワシ(was.h.i.+) to refer to himself. It's normally used by the elderly though (lol).↩
4. Remember Tsundere? It's the dere from that. Basically, he's suddenly acting lovestruck.↩
5. A type of sweet rice wine used in cooking.
6. You might know it, but cicada make and sometimes annoying shrill noise (like crickets). He's saying that Ralrun's 'Mirin Mirin' sounds like that.↩
7. Meat and Potato Stew
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