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Three Lives Three Worlds Mini-Special (Kids Edition) – Part 14
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Finally, I am posting my beloved mini-special. It is really tough, dividing my limited time between my two guys Feng Teng & Dong Hua, lol. I’ll try to do at least a mini-special a month. Since summer holiday will be over soon, this feature will be mostly on the cute & adorable kids, little dough & Gun Gun. Should I do one on Yan Chi Wu since I am starting to like him very much:P?
One
Little dough is holding the Qingming (Clear Light) sword, “Is this for me?”
Ye Hua: “Give your sister ah!”
Little dough is holding the Kunlun fan, “Then, this is for me?”
Ye Hua: “Give your sister ah!”
Little dough cried till he drown his tiny face and raised his grievance with Bai Qian: “Mummy, father lord doesn’t love A Li anymore. He won’t give me any of the gifts, sob sob..” Bai Qian pointing to her bulging stomach: “Be good ~ mummy will treat her as a gift and give to you, okay?” Little dough asked: “What is this?”
Bai Qian: “Your sister ah!”
Little dough: ” 〒 _ 〒”
Two
A Li has reached the age to inherit a weapon. In the end, should I inherit father lord’s Qingming sword or mummy’s Yuqing Kunlun fan. This is a tough choice.
Little dough: “Father lord, give the Qingming sword to me.”
Ye Hua: “Good son, with this sword, you can become the next War G.o.d in Jiuchongtian.”
Little dough: “Mummy, give the Kunlun fan to me.”
Bai Qian: “Good son, with this fan, you can blow anyone you dislike far far away.”
Little dough: “Uh, I roasted a chicken but the fire is not strong enough so I need to chop some firewoods and fan some wind to add more heat.”
Ye Hua and Bai Qian: “…..”
Three
Little dough: ”Mummy! I am doing my homework but I don’t know how to answer a question.~”
Bai Qian: ”Ask your father lord.”
Little dough: ”Father lord, I don’t know how to answer a question.~”
Ye Hua: ”Ask your grandpa Dong Hua.”
Little dough: ”The question is: We should call Dong Hua Dijun (A) Brother or (B) Uncle or (C) Grandpa?”
Ye Hua: ”……”
(Little dough, you should call him uncle … but your father also calls him uncle …… arrgh the confusing position in the family hierarchy is once again misleading the little kids ~)
Four
Gun Gun: ”Father lord …… you are helping mummy to do homework but…why are you not helping me…?”
Dong Hua: ”Because your mummy is too stupid, so she cannot finish her homework.”
Gun Gun (abandon his pride to become shameless): ”Gun Gun … Gun Gun is also stupid …”
Dong Hua: ”No, although your mummy drags down your IQ, it is still above average.”
Feng Jiu: ”…”
Five
Feng Jiu: ”Dijun …… whose schoolwork are you doing?”
Dong Hua: ”Little royal great-grandson’s one.”
Feng Jiu (surprise): ”Dijun, when did you start to have a conscience?”
Dong Hua: ”…”
Feng Jiu: ”Could it be that A Li gave you some benefits? What can he give ar …”
Dong Hua (Of course, Dijun is not going to repeat the original words): ”He said that if sister Feng Jiu's IQ is at least half of brother Dong Hua then she can help him do schoolwork. After hearing someone said that you have low IQ, I am very pleased.”
Feng Jiu: ”…”
A few days later.
Little dough: ”Brother Dong Hua … sister Feng Jiu is angry with me!”
Donghua (leisurely fis.h.i.+ng): “Oh, why?”
Little dough: “Brother Dong Hua, did you purposely want to bully A Li …… did you feel unwilling to help A Li do homework … A Li, A Li clearly did not say that sister Feng Jiu is 555 (dumb).”
Dong Hua: “…”
Little dough: “Brother Dong Hua has deceived A Li … A Li… A Li …”
Dong Hua: “What you gonna do?”
Little dough (start to cry): “A Li is not going to call you brother anymore lah …”
Dong Hua: “…”
(A Li dear, if you really call him grandpa, don’t ever think he is going to help you do schoolwork anymore …)