special 11 (2/2)

Dong Hua: “Hmm?”

Feng Jiu: “I sympathize with the fish.”

Dong Hua: “Since you said so, I also sympathize with it.”

Feng Jiu: “Dijun are you going to let it go?”

Dong Hua (shaking his head): “No, I just sympathize with the fish because it will be eaten by a dummy like you.”

Five

One day, Bai Qian and Feng Jiu have a disagreement while discussing who has got the best cooking skill. Bai Qian said her husband has got the best cooking skill in the whole universe, n.o.body can beat him. Feng Jiu is also confident in her cooking skill, believing she is invincible in the whole universe. Since they can’t reach an agreement, they finally decided to have Ye Hua compete with Feng Jiu to see who is the best. The referees will be Bai Qian and Dijun.

The weather on the day of the compet.i.tion is fine and sunny. The two referees who are sitting together look a little stiff.

Bai Qian (cautious): “Dong Hua, uh, Dijun, it seems for such a long time since we met, I did not have a decent conversation with you.”

Dijun (calm): “You are just being modest, hundreds of years ago in the mortal world, didn’t you had a good time changing my fate?”

Bai Qian: “…”

Ye Hua who is in the midst of cooking, heard this and chuckled. While Feng Jiu is trembling in fear and looking at Dijun, absent mindedly treated the soy sauce as vinegar and salt as sugar. Thus, not surprisingly Feng Jiu lost the compet.i.tion.

Feng Jiu feeling dejected, returned to Tai Chen Palace with little dough in tow. He is also crestfallen, blaming and complaining: “Why don’t you defeat my daddy, aren’t you good at cooking!”

Feng Jiu (puzzled): “I’ve lost, not you so why are you so angry? ”

Little dough angrily confessed: “Father lord said, if you win, I can sleep with mummy tonight! Cousin Feng Jiu, you are so useless, I do not know you anymore.” Then he walked away.

When she is back inside the palace, Feng Jiu remembered her bet with Dijun. If Feng Jiu win, Dijun will be at Feng Jiu disposal without any complain. However, Feng Jiu who has lost will surely be punished badly, over and over again by Dijun tonight, lamenting her sad fate ah.

Six

Feng Jiu (eagerly): “Aunt, I am partic.i.p.ating in Jiuchongtian’s cooking contest, can you be on my cheerleading team since you are so wise, other small deities will also support me.”

Bai Qian (reading a novel): “Oh?”

Phoenix 9 (eagerly): “Yes, every night whenever I’ve the time, I’ll practice new dishes.”

Bai Qian (raise her head): “You’ve time at night? Dijun will let you off?

Feng Jiu (blush): “…..”

Cheng Yu: “Your Highness Feng Jiu, in fact, you do not need to be so nervous, you can go and ask Dijun to be a judge, don’t need to worry.”

Bai Qian (continue reading novel): “Actually, I am already on Ye Hua’s cheering team.”

Feng Jiu: “…..”

What Cheng Yu doesn’t know is that as long as Dijun is a judge, Feng Jiu will definitely be nervous until she’ll make a mistake.

Seven

Bai Qian: “Ye Hua, I just saw Feng Jiu’s diving compet.i.tion.”

Ye Hua: “Oh? What is the result?”

Bai Qian: “Gold medal, very good.”

Cheng Yu: “Feng Jiu actually got the gold medal! Simply too unbelievable … ”

Lian Song (put away the folding fan): “This is something I’ve expected.”

Cheng Yu (turn around to look at Lian Song): “Rogue, how do you know?”

Lian Song: “Dong Hua has been encouraging her. She annoyed Ji-heng as well as all the other women until they withdrew, she is the only one left, if she didn’t get the gold medal, who’ll get it?”

Cheng Yu: “…” (Dijun, your encouragement is very useful ~)

Ji Heng: “Teacher, why do you suppport Princess Nine Songs but do not cheer for me? We have a marraige contract before!”

Dong Hua: “Oh, because she cooks for me.”

Little dough: “Sister Feng Jiu, you are brilliant, quickly share with me how you’ve beaten all of them?”

Feng Jiu: “Oh, I do not deserve it, I just borrowed Dijun’s face.”

Eight

What is my favourite book?

Ye Hua: “Memorial, I don’t have a choice.”

Bai Qian: “Novel, recently lacking good novel so I have to go to Siming to borrow a few books of fate to have a read.”

Little dough: “Mummy and father lord, mortal children are reading fairy tale books, I also want to read them.”

Dong Hua: “Buddhist scriptures, are you blind? Can’t you see I am reading them now?”

Feng Jiu: “Recipes. It seems eating without needing to pay is also a kind of happiness. In order to make Dong Hua happy, I am willing to be a chef.” (Heehee, borrow this line from The Pillow Book)

Lian Song: “Women is like a book. In my heart, Cheng Yu is the best looking book.”

Cheng Yu: “Erotic pictures, especially man with man one.”

Xiao Yan: “I, grandpa has never read a book.”

Nine

Bai Qian: “You are my house husband. Ye Hua, little dough and I are hungry, quickly go to cook.”

Ye Hua: “You are my wife. Wifey, I am going to cook now.”

Lian Song: “You are the mother of my child.”

Cheng Yu: “You are mine … so you are not allowed to womanize.”

Feng Jiu: “You are my everything. Dijun, I am giving myself to you so you have to cherish me well.”

Dong Hua: “You are my Xiao Bai, unique and irreplaceable.”

PS: Actually Dijun wanted to reply: “You are my pet, change into a fox to let me play play.” After hearing Xiao Bai’s confession, he changed his answer:P

Ten

Tagline to prove that you are the characters in Three Lives Three Worlds.

Ye Hua: “Qian Qian, come here.”

Bai Qian: “Send night s.h.i.+ning pearl as a gift.”

Little dough: “I want to sleep with mummy tonight.”

Lijing: “I’m really not short sleeves!”

Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, come and eat your sweet and sour fish.”

Feng Jiu: “Dijun, really taste too awful to eat.”

Lian Song: “Umm, I forgot my fan.”

Cheng Yue: “Rogue.”

Ji Heng: “Teacher.”

Yan Chi Wu: “You ice face of a bear!  Your grandpa is waiting.”

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